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Your Simpsons character
This user fits best with Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and always reacting dramatically to whatever's happening. They live in a very online, game-obsessed headspace and speak in loud caps and keyboard smash, like “GENSHIN PVP MILIASTRA YOU’RE SO LOVED” and “BYEHEHEHSHFHVSFDXJ”, which matches Bart’s hyper, performative energy. Their humor is playful and a bit petty, like “Whoever puts chiori in the inazuma category of their top 5 will drop dead” and “we need to kill skirk”, echoing Bart’s tendency to exaggerate for comedic effect. They’re also impulsive and self-aware in a funny way, shown by things like “I just spent 30 minutes looking for my headphones and found them in my pocket” and “Charged my phone and went from 19 to 30 in a minute”. Overall, the mix of mischief, dramatic reactions, and unserious commentary on everything from Genshin to music lines up far more with Bart’s vibe than with the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their timeline centers on solo gaming and internal reactions rather than parties or large social scenes, with lots of inward-facing commentary like “I just spent 30 minutes looking for my headphones and found them in my pocket” and niche fandom jokes, which suggests a comfort with online, parasocial interaction over broad real‑life socializing. Their interests are strongly intuitive (N): they’re absorbed in fictional worlds, metas, and possibilities (e.g. future banners and theorycrafting in posts like “Pulling escoffier and nicole then c6 chiori saving begins” and speculative comments like “Is there a zajef of hsr”), focusing less on practical real‑life logistics and more on imaginative systems. Their tone is clearly feeling (F)‑oriented: they lead with emotion, stan language, and affection for characters and creators, seen in posts like “GENSHIN PVP MILIASTRA YOU’RE SO LOVED” and “So ready… been saving since she was teased 🥹”, rather than detached analysis. Finally, they skew perceiving (P): they seem spontaneous and flexible, joking about impulse decisions and distractions (e.g. “Genshin maintenance over but i haven’t even updated yet” and “Do we get back into cookie run i want that tree kinda”), and their gacha planning is enthusiastic but loose rather than rigidly structured. This combination of introspective fandom life, emotional expression, imaginative focus, and go‑with‑the‑flow spontaneity fits best with INFP.

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Once searched 30 minutes for headphones that were in my pocket. Genshin / HSR enjoyer, Columbina truther, trying to keep crit rate higher than my ping.– @cuntiori

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This cocktail is light but still hits hard, like someone who schedules life around banners and shouts “NO CLASS ON BINA RELEASE DAY” and “COLUMBINA TOMORROW LIKE MEANING THE NEXT DAY LIKE SHE’S FINALLY HERE TOMORROW LIKE TOMORRE”. White rum with coconut water keeps it bright and high-energy, echoing the frantic gacha grind of “Pulling escoffier and nicole then c6 chiori saving begins” without being too heavy. Blue curaçao brings hydro-coded gamer vibes straight from lines like “hydro excellence” and their love of characters like Neuvillette and Furina in tweets such as “The neuvi shilling on crab boss is kinda worse than the lunar shilling on the two other bosses”. Lychee liqueur is sweet, a little ethereal, and suits a bio that simply says “no. 1 angel,” while also matching the soft-but-obsessed tone in “So ready… been saving since she was teased 🥹”. Grapefruit juice adds a tart edge for the salty-meta commentary of “They need to stop trying to make genius invocation work we rlly dgaf 😭” and “So nefer can’t do anything without columbina and lani kinda sucks”. The edible glitter and cotton-candy rim capture their caps-lock, keysmash dramatics like “OMFMJGGFBFHF” and “THE SHINY NUMBERSSSHSDJCHSXA”, turning the whole drink into a sparkly, overcaffeinated pull-session in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a very results‑oriented, meta‑focused mindset that fits Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness more than anything else. They constantly optimize and plan for advantage in games, like committing to future power spikes and pulls in Genshin: “Pulling escoffier and nicole then c6 chiori saving begins” and confidently declaring, “I’M SAT FOR SUPERCONDUCT META IDC”. They gravitate toward strong, almost overpowered setups and revel in them, e.g. “Nefer 1 durin dps with bineffa 2 and lani 3 LET’S WIN” and flexing guarantees like “GUARANTEED BINA AND C6 CHEV SECUREDDD”. There’s also a sharp, slightly ruthless humor—the joke “we need to kill skirk” and the drag, “Whoever puts chiori in the inazuma category of their top 5 will drop dead”, show a cutting, ride-or-die attitude toward their faves and standards. While they clearly enjoy community and fandom, the consistent emphasis on winning, min-maxing, and getting exactly what they want points most strongly to Slytherin.

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The best fit is Heart Attack by LOONA’s Chuu, which they already call the greatest song: “Heart attack staying best song of all time for eight years is kinda insane”. Their bio, “no. 1 angel”, lines up perfectly with the song’s bright, slightly obsessive, ‘girl-crush’ energy and Chuu’s hyper-earnest persona. The way they keyboard smash and overreact in all caps, like “GENSHIN PVP MILIASTRA YOU’RE SO LOVED” and “GUARANTEED BINA AND C6 CHEV SECUREDDD”, mirrors the song’s intense, giddy infatuation. Their fixation on favorite characters and meta, such as “I’M SAT FOR SUPERCONDUCT META IDC” and long-term saving for pulls like “So ready… been saving since she was teased 🥹”, reflects the same ride-or-die devotion that Heart Attack captures. Overall, their loud, passionate stan energy and self-proclaimed angel status make this song the clearest emotional and aesthetic match.

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