Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings (e.g., “i lowk wish someone could like read my mind and see how much i'm actually struggling yk”, “i deadass just had to pause and take a breath im sobbing”).
- Supportive fan: Enthusiastically boosts creators and projects (“everyone should go vote for ashswag right now”, “YOOOOOOO W PANGI 200k SUBS one step closer to world domination fr”).
- Self-aware humor: Uses self-deprecating jokes in a conscious, playful way (“hey guys i have no money everyone should totally commission me im bad at art but its cheap and im a funny guy haha please”, “why do i get hit replies but not hit tweets... am i only funny when im replying to someone”).
- Creative fandom: Engages with fandoms through art and ideas (“okay i have no motivation to make ideas for myself to draw so give me a red minecraft youtuber/streamer I BEG”, “pov: 4C in bannerfall #bannerfallsmp”).
- Socially engaged: Shows awareness of wider issues (“fuck trump, fuck ICE.”, “okay so we can ban twitter but we cant get a hold on 11 year olds buying vapes? kier starmer logic right there”).
Weaknesses:
- Low self-esteem: Frequently doubts their worth or abilities (“how does one get a hit tweet, its boring talking to myself”, “i hate being trans and a beginner content creator because listening to my voice makes me TWEAK”).
- Parasocial anxiety: Feels excessive worry about how streamers perceive them (“im parasocial in the way that ive seen so many stories of streamers hating fans… get scared that streamers get really annoyed and disgusted when i appear in chat”).
- Approval seeking: Strong need to be liked by everyone (“i have an overwhelming need to be liked by everyone i ever talk to”).
- Poor sleep habits: Acknowledges unhealthy sleep patterns tied to content consumption (“sleep schedule so bad i managed to fall asleep while 4C was still sleeping then wake up after he had done the day's stream”).
- Financial strain: Regularly mentions being broke or underpricing art (“im £1 short for something does anyone wanna donate to charity”, “i wanna do art commissions but i suck at drawing... do we think i could do em for like a dollar per? im broke”).
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, extremely online about their interests, political, and emotionally self-aware. Like Lisa infodumping about jazz or causes, they go on long, enthusiastic rambles about Minecraft series and lore, e.g. “my friend made the mistake of asking me a question vaguely related to unstable. my friend had to listen to a 15 minute rant, explaining all the current arcs and also the director arc with a brief talk about mafia arc.” and “4c and nom dropping a lore nuke on us after just lore crumbs being drip fed to us im gonna tweak.”. They show political and social awareness, similar to Lisa’s activism, with posts like “fuck trump, fuck ICE.” and criticism of UK policy in “okay so we can ban twitter but we cant get a hold on 11 year olds buying vapes? kier starmer logic right there”. Their self-reflective, anxious side—“i have an overwhelming need to be liked by everyone i ever talk to” and “i lowk wish someone could like read my mind and see how much i'm actually struggling yk”—also mirrors Lisa’s sensitivity and desire for validation. Even their love of learning-adjacent nerd stuff and feeling out of step with others, like “how do i tell my therapist that my friends are people i met on discord that live across the world”, fits Lisa’s slightly outsider, very online gifted-kid energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary or online fandom-based (Minecraft, Twitch, drawing), and they explicitly describe strong internal anxieties about how others see them, e.g. “i have an overwhelming need to be liked by everyone i ever talk to” and “im parasocial in the way that ive seen so many stories of streamers hating fans … is this weird”. While they’re very expressive on Twitter, it’s almost entirely through niche online contexts rather than offline socializing, suggesting inward-focused energy. Their posts show Intuition (N): they often spin small things into exaggerated scenarios and metaphors such as “i feel like a sick victorian child if twitch existed in the victorian times” and obsess over story arcs/lore in Unstable and Bannerfall (“4c and nom dropping a lore nuke on us… i was actually sitting with my hands over my mouth”), focusing on patterns and narrative meaning rather than purely concrete details. They lean Feeling (F): their language is emotionally charged, value-focused, and empathetic toward creators and communities, e.g. “no way people are already complaining wemmbu hasnt uploaded BRO ITS BEEN LIKE A DAY STFU” and political-moral stances like “fuck trump, fuck ICE.”. They frequently center their own emotions and struggles around being trans and struggling mentally, such as “i lowk wish someone could like read my mind and see how much i'm actually struggling yk” and “being broke and trans nowadays sucks…”, prioritizing how things feel over detached analysis. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they admit to poor structure and spontaneity—“sleep schedule so bad i managed to fall asleep while 4C was still sleeping then wake up after he had done the day's stream”, “ive got therapy … but the 4C subathon dedication goes too hard”—and struggle with motivation and planning in art (“ive got a peak idea for art but neither the skills or the motivation to do it”). Taken together—intense inner emotional life, idealistic values, imaginative fandom focus, and a loose, unstructured lifestyle—they best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘too parasocial’ because you worry streamers are annoyed with you, then I’m in real trouble, because I just fell in love with someone who schedules their sleep around 4C’s subathon and calls that a complaint.
- You’re out here choosing between watching Lifesteal, UU, Bannerfall, and Squiddo like it’s the hardest decision of your LIFE—how about I make it worse and add ‘calling me cute’ to the list?
- You said listening to your own voice as a trans beginner creator makes you tweak, but honestly, if you can rant about Unstable arcs for fifteen minutes straight, I’m pretty sure I could listen for hours—and ask follow-up questions.
- You may feel like a ‘sick Victorian child if Twitch existed’ but I’m ready to sit at your bedside, hold your hand, and explain every single tipped-arrow, obsidian-prison, railroad-trap UU reference back to you like it’s a bedtime story.
- You’re £1 short and begging people to ‘donate to charity,’ commissioning art for like a dollar, and still watching Minecraft youtubers all day—statistically speaking, that makes you the real W distraction, so when can I start wasting all my time on you?
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Your new Twitter bio
UK ✦ Minecraft enjoyer & baby creator ✦ once blasted Undertale music in maths by accident ✦ art commissions, streams & overthinking online– @curlyseyeball
Your signature cocktail
The BannerFall Brainrot Fizz
This chaotic little drink is powered by spiced dark rum for the unhinged grind of watching endless Minecraft streams and subathons, like when they said "honestly what could be better than sitting and watching minecraft youtubers all day" and "the 4C grind never stops WOOOOO". Blue curaçao nods to the gamer-blue glow of screens and skins, plus their joke about "a blue manepear skin" turning into "maneblueberry". Raspberry lemonade keeps it sweet and bright but a little sharp, capturing the way they oscillate between feral fandom energy like "SOBBING CRYING MARTYN CAN LICK 4C AND GET FROGLIGHTS" and softer vulnerability in tweets like "i lowk wish someone could like read my mind and see how much i'm actually struggling yk". A dash of herbal bitters represents their political edge and frustration with the world, as in "fuck trump, fuck ICE." and their comments on UK politics like the vape tweet about "kier starmer logic"(https://x.com/curlyseyeball/status/2009854573930860728). Finally, a splash of cotton-candy soda or syrup adds a fizzy, slightly ridiculous sweetness for their intensely online, parasocially self-aware humor, from "how does one get a hit tweet, its boring talking to myself" to their plea that if a tweet ever blows up, it not be one exposing their "posts about unstable".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently emphasize loyalty and supportiveness toward creators and friends, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they gush over and defend their favorite Minecraft creators and series, celebrating things like subathons and uploads with genuine warmth and dedication, such as in “the @4_cvit subathon is the first subathon ive ever fully watched and interacted with and i am not disappointed so far this is chill” and “crazy that i probably wouldnt of been able to get this far if people didn't dedicate their lives to playing minecraft, godbless lifesteal for being a W distraction”. They also show a strong desire to be kind and liked by others, openly admitting “i have an overwhelming need to be liked by everyone i ever talk to”, and worrying about annoying streamers in “im parasocial in the way that ive seen so many stories of streamers hating fans... is this weird”. Their willingness to do cheap commissions because they’re broke but still want to offer something of value — “hey guys i have no money everyone should totally commission me im bad at art but its cheap and im a funny guy haha please” — reflects a humble, hard‑working attitude rather than ambition or showiness. On top of that, their political and social stances like “fuck trump, fuck ICE.” and frustration at unfairness around trans healthcare in “being broke and trans nowadays sucks cos wdym by the time i can afford to medically transition itll probably be illegal in a lot more places” show a strong moral compass and sense of fairness. Taken together, their loyalty, compassion, humility, and emphasis on community and justice align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Internet Ruined Me - Wilbur Soot
A well‑known song that fits them best is Internet Ruined Me by Wilbur Soot. So much of their life, humor, and emotional world is bound up with being Extremely Online and invested in Minecraft creators, like when they say "honestly i complain about it but also what could be better than sitting and watching minecraft youtubers all day" and "crazy that i probably wouldnt of been able to get this far if people didn't dedicate their lives to playing minecraft, godbless lifesteal for being a W distraction". The song’s mix of irony and genuine vulnerability matches their tone: they joke about parasociality while clearly caring a lot, e.g. "im parasocial in the way that ive seen so many stories of streamers hating fans..." and "i have an overwhelming need to be liked by everyone i ever talk to". The track also fits their struggle with mental health and identity online, reflected in tweets like "i lowk wish someone could like read my mind and see how much i'm actually struggling yk" and "i hate being trans and a beginner content creator because listening to my voice makes me TWEAK". Overall, Internet Ruined Me captures the bittersweet mix of comfort, obsession, and emotional overload that defines their relationship with the internet and fandom culture.
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