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Your Simpsons character
The user’s timeline has a very chaotic, joking energy that fits Bart Simpson best. They constantly clown around and react dramatically, like in “mDs acabei de ver algo .” and “cãoo vsf kkkkkkkkkkk”, which mirrors Bart’s impulsive, unserious attitude. Their teasing of Satoru in “Vsff tem que ser mto louco pra dar em cima do satoru parem” and “Tudo que eu vejo do Satoru na tml é contra a minha vontade” feels like Bart relentlessly messing with authority figures. Even when complaining, as in “Minha cabeça tá doendo” or “Choso diabo falou que ia fazer meu katsudon e sumiu”, it’s done in a dramatic, humorous way instead of serious venting. Overall, the mix of mischief, memes, and playful negativity aligns much more with Bart than with more earnest characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets are short, personal reactions rather than attempts to command a crowd, like complaining about a friend disappearing after promising food in “Choso diabo falou que ia fazer meu katsudon e sumiu” and mentioning low energy such as “Já tô com sono dnv”, which suggests a more inward, low‑key focus than an attention‑seeking, highly social one. Their profile and tweets show strong Intuition (N): the bio is full of symbolic, aesthetic phrases and characters rather than straightforward facts, and many tweets center on fictional characters and reactions to them (e.g. “Vsff tem que ser mto louco pra dar em cima do satoru parem”), indicating a preference for imaginative, conceptual content over concrete detail. They appear more Feeling (F) than Thinking: posts are emotionally charged and value‑laden instead of argumentative, such as the humorous negativity in “Ele sentiu a negatividade na primeira palavra que saiu da boca do Satoru” and the frustration in “Odeio pensar em um user legal e outra pessoa ter pensado primeiro”. Finally, their style fits Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they comment in the moment with spontaneous reactions like “mDs acabei de ver algo .” and casual complaints such as “Minha cabeça tá doendo”, with no sign of structured planning, schedule talk, or orderly life organization. Taken together—quiet but expressive presence, imaginative fandom focus, emotion‑driven commentary, and spur‑of‑the‑moment tweeting—INFP fits them best.

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Cysne Blanc | JJK roleplayer & night-shift katsudon critic. Once trusted Choso with dinner and learned why sorcerers shouldn’t cook unsupervised.– @cursedabysss

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This cocktail channels the dramatic, JJk-coded chaos of their timeline into a tall, slightly unhinged highball. Japanese whisky evokes Jujutsu Tech and the constant Satoru commentary, like “Vsff tem que ser mto louco pra dar em cima do satoru parem”, giving the drink a strong, sorcerer-tier backbone. Lychee liqueur adds a sweet, delicate note that matches the soft aesthetic of their name and bio while contrasting the cursed energy of tweets like “Tudo que eu vejo do Satoru na tml é contra a minha vontade”. Cold-brew coffee captures the sleepy, exhausted vibe of “Já tô com sono dnv”, keeping the drink dark and a bit broody. Yuzu soda brings a fizzy, reaction-tweet brightness that mirrors the chaotic humor in “cãoo vsf kkkkkkkkkkk”, while black sugar syrup nods to the missing katsudon promise in “Choso diabo falou que ia fazer meu katsudon e sumiu”, giving it a rich, slightly cursed sweetness.

Your Hogwarts House
The tone across their tweets leans sharp, sarcastic, and a bit ruthless in a way that aligns strongly with Slytherin’s self-preservation and edge. For example, the way they say “Vsff tem que ser mto louco pra dar em cima do satoru parem” shows a blunt, almost confrontational style that doesn’t shy away from calling people out. The tweet “Tudo que eu vejo do Satoru na tml é contra a minha vontade” also conveys a very clear sense of personal boundaries and irritation, typical of someone who prioritizes their own comfort and isn’t afraid to say so. Even their casual negativity, like “Minha cabeça tá doendo” followed by joking complaints in other tweets, suggests a person who uses dark humor and a cynical edge as a social armor. While there are no explicit signs of Hufflepuff-style warmth or Ravenclaw-style intellectualism, the consistent attitude of sharp commentary and guarded self-interest fits Slytherin best.

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A dramatic, slightly chaotic vibe runs through their profile, and you should see me in a crown fits that blend of dark aesthetics and playful menace. Their bio full of stylized symbols and words like “𝖯̱𝖠۠𝖫֣𝖠ۘ𝖵𝖱ְ𝖠𝖲 ۦ𝖣ً𝖤𝖱֖𝖱𝖠ِ𝖬̸࡛𝖠𝖣𝖠𝖲ۨ” suggests an affinity for intense, almost gothic atmospheres similar to the song’s mood. They joke with dramatic flair, like complaining that “Choso diabo falou que ia fazer meu katsudon e sumiu”, which captures that mix of frustration and dark humor Billie often channels. Their fascination with powerful characters such as Satoru in tweets like “Vsff tem que ser mto louco pra dar em cima do satoru parem” aligns with the song’s themes of power and dominance. Even their irritation and exhaustion, as in “Minha cabeça tá doendo”, matches the brooding, intense energy that underlies the track.

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