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Your Simpsons character
The user’s tweets are chaotic, profanity‑filled, and constantly trolling, which mirrors Bart’s rebellious nature. For example, they write 'короч диспатчер тупо ахуй, всем покупать всем проходить...' and 'Каби Нагата уже в пятый(?) БЛЯТЬ раз пишет о том что она лезбуха', showing a habit of calling people names and mocking authority. Their guide to profile symbols like '☭ = EUW Upper class spoiled kid' and the link to GameBanana ('how do i fit it in my banner?????') reveal an obsessive focus on internet memes and gaming, a modern‑day version of Bart’s prank‑loving, pop‑culture‑savvy persona. The frequent use of vulgar language such as 'БЛЯТЬ' and 'ДОЛБОЁБЫ' reflects Bart’s penchant for crude humor. Overall, the irreverent, anti‑establishment voice aligns best with Bart Simpson’s mischievous, rule‑breaking character.

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He frequently addresses a wide audience with bold statements, e.g., "короч диспатчер тупо ахуй, всем покупать всем проходить всем романсить блонду...", which indicates an extroverted style. He also creates abstract categorisations such as "Guide to profile symbols: ☭ = EUW Upper class spoiled kid 🇵🇸= arthoe (pm me) 🇮🇱 = east europe politician 🇺🇸= indian ✝️☪️✡️= coolest monkey in the jungle 🏳️⚧️= porn addict or EVO champ ⏹ = NFT victim 🇪🇺 = hungarian spy", reflecting a preference for intuition. His use of logical conditional phrasing in "Buy Gundam Aerial x Call of Duty pack if you support terrorism" points to a thinking orientation. Finally, spontaneous queries like "how do i fit it in my banner?????" show a perceiving, flexible approach.

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Facs | Gamer, meme curator & modder. Once stayed up till 4 am hunting a phantom boss in Dark Souls. 🎮✨– @cursedfacs

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This drink is a Molotov‑style blast of chaos, just like the user’s rant about "клеробскур фулл заслуженно все забрал, пацаны терпите то как жабоеды разъебали японский рынок однотипной хуйни" and the furious gaming sessions where they "ебашил егерьбомбы за каждую смерть в дс1". The vodka provides the Russian backbone, the jalapeño‑tequila and hot sauce give the fiery anger of their "ВНИМАНИЕ ДЖОРДЖ ФЛОЙД ДЛЯ ПИДОРАХ" tweet, while the energy drink fuels the nonstop meme‑fuelled marathon. Grenadine adds a splash of red, echoing the blood‑red sarcasm of "Buy Gundam Aerial x Call of Duty pack if you support terrorism". The cocktail’s chaotic mix mirrors the tangled guide of symbols they posted, a mash‑up of politics, memes, and random provocation. Sip it and feel the same chaotic, unapologetic energy that powers their tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently uses manipulative and self‑promoting language, seeking dominance and attention, e.g., "короч диспатчер тупо ахуй, всем покупать всем проходить всем романсить блонду а не ебучую язву всем поддерживать инопришеленца…", which shows a desire to control others’ actions. Their "Guide to profile symbols" categorises people as "EUW Upper class spoiled kid", "hungarian spy", etc., revealing a cunning, strategic mindset typical of Slytherin. They also flaunt provocative statements like "Buy Gundam Aerial x Call of Duty pack if you support terrorism", indicating a willingness to use controversy for personal gain. The overall tone is aggressive, opportunistic, and focused on self‑interest, aligning with Slytherin’s ambition and resourcefulness.

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The chaotic, aggressive, and unapologetically loud nature of this track mirrors the user's constant use of profanity and confrontational tone in tweets like "короч диспатчер тупо ахуй, ... СУКА ИГРА АХУЙ" and "ВНИМАНИЕ ДЖОРДЖ ФЛОЙД ДЛЯ ПИДОРАХ". The jungle metaphor appears directly in their "Guide to profile symbols" where they label the "✝️☪️✡️" emoji as the "coolest monkey in the jungle", aligning with the song’s iconic opening line "Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games". Their intense gaming rants, such as "я на этот нг когда в 4 утра домой пришел ебашил егерьбомбы за каждую смерть в дс1", echo the track’s high‑energy, adrenaline‑fueled vibe. The song’s raw, rebellious spirit also captures their disdain for mainstream trends, evident in "клеробскур фулл заслуженно все забрал, пацаны терпите то как жабоеды разъебали японский рынок однотипной хуйни".

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