Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses deep love for partner and friends, e.g. “I love my gf”, “I don’t care about anything other than my wife sorry”.
- Humorous: Uses playful exaggeration and jokes, like “SHUT UP MOOOOOMMMM. SILENCE FROM YOU.” and teasing friends such as “not jinx reposting me 3 times inna row this loser bruh”.
- Emotionally-honest: Openly shares feelings about relationships and mental state, for example “People want an obsessed lover but genuinely loving someone is absolute hell for me” and “My last ex genuinely sucked the life out of me……”.
- Loyal: Shows strong attachment to specific people, often missing them and valuing them highly, as in “I miss my wife” and “and Mallory. Mal I love you mu bff”.
- Enthusiastic: Displays intense excitement for interests (music, characters, idols), e.g. “I dont play about industrial” and “BABY SEONGHYEON IS SO STINKINGNCUTE”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeated mentions of cutting and wanting to hurt themselves, like “I want to cut more rn but I’m so fucking tired” and “cut myself in school today but my blades were so fucking. Bad”.
- Suicidal-thinking: Frequently talks about wanting to die or kill themself, for instance “I’m gonna kill myserf” and “maybe I should just die already”.
- Body-obsessed: Strong fixation on weight, fasting, and thinspo, such as “I’m gonna fast all day tomorrow and get 15k steps just you watch guys” and “I know I’m taller but my weight still sounds too alarmingly high”.
- Self-loathing: Harshly insults themself and calls themself pathetic, e.g. “Im so pathetic I should just give up atp” and “I’m so unloveable can I just kms”.
- Hostile: Expresses strong hatred toward groups and individuals, such as “I hate men they’re all so fucking ugly omg” and “I hate. Men so fucking much why is this on my tl bruh #KillAllMen2026”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, especially her older-teen / early-adult fan-interpretation rather than the obedient child version. Like Lisa, this user is intense, cerebral, emotionally volatile, and self-critical, swinging between affection and nihilism: they go from deeply loving others (“I don’t care about anything other than my wife sorry”, “I love my gf”) to despair and self‑loathing (“Im so pathetic I should just give up atp”, “I’m so unloveable can I just kms”). Their strong moral stances and political/ethical opinions mirror Lisa’s activist streak, even when expressed harshly (“gaga is a Zionist”, “mhj is an ultra pedophile”). At the same time, they show sensitivity and hurt around relationships and betrayal (“looking at my old posts about her and wondering why I was so fucking pathetic when she did allat just to cheat on me”), which fits Lisa’s pattern of feeling everything too deeply. Their mix of artistic/alternative vibes (“I play drums guys 😛”, industrial music, niche fandoms) and being precociously self-aware yet overwhelmed is very in line with a darker, older, online-version of Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: a lot of their emotional life is online rather than in big social scenes, and they frame relationships in a very intense, inward way, e.g. “People getting mad at others for joking about Martin vaping omg who cares” and repeatedly focusing on their girlfriend and close oomfs rather than broad socializing, like “I don’t care about anything other than my wife sorry”. Their style leans toward intuition over sensing: they jump quickly to big emotional or conceptual statements instead of concrete detail, such as “People want an obsessed lover but genuinely loving someone is absolute hell for me and makes me want to kill muself and throw up” and abstract takes like “mhj is an ultra pedophile” that generalize strongly from impressions. They’re clearly feeling-dominated: posts center on emotional states and relationships, e.g. “I’ve been crying for no reason recently maybe I should just die already” and “I’m so unloveable can I just kms”, and they often respond with visceral reactions rather than structured arguments, like “I hate. Men so fucking much why is this on my tl bruh #KillAllMen2026”. Their behavior appears more perceiving than judging: they act impulsively and in the moment, mentioning self-harm and urges without clear planning, e.g. “I want to cut more rn but I’m so fucking tired” and “I’m gonna fast all day tomorrow and get 15k steps just you watch guys”, then quickly shifting emotional states. Even their self-description and humor suggest a spontaneous, chaotic style—“IM SO DRY SOMETIMES AND I DONT EVEN NOTICE” and “Accidentally moaned loud asf on call” fit an unstructured, reactive way of living more than a planned, orderly one. Put together—intense inner emotion, idealized relationships, dramatic value-laden statements, and low structure—this fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my dad’s homemade pizza sauce? Because I feel like I’m about to explode after being around you for two days.
- I promise I’m more 'chalant' than your anxiety meds—I’ll definitely notice if you’re being dry or if you need a drummer for your heart’s rhythm.
- If you’re looking for the pinnacle of happiness and joy, you can skip the Spongebob marathons and just spend Valentine's Day with me instead of pretending to be with Chaeyoung.
- I might not be Brian Moser or a 'fav lesbian' icon, but I'd never suck the life out of you—I’d rather just be the obsessed lover who actually stays.
- Forget the 15k steps and the fasting; the only workout you need is running through my mind until we're both too tired to do anything but miss each other.
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Lesbian drummer, industrial enjoyer & professional Spongebob defender. Currently 0 days binge‑free, 1000+ days obsessed with my girlfriend.– @cutbelt
Your signature cocktail
Raging Lesbian Lovebite
Overproof dark rum stands for how intense and destructive their feelings get, like when they say “I’m gonna kill myserf” and “I want to cut more rn but I’m so fucking tired”, giving the drink a heavy, volatile core. Sour cherry liqueur is the obsessive, messy romance they keep tweeting about, from “People want an obsessed lover but genuinely loving someone is absolute hell for me” to the whiplash of “I don’t care about anything other than my wife sorry”. The espresso shot is their wired, slightly unhinged energy, the kind of vibe behind “Accidentally moaned loud asf on call” and them constantly posting even while falling apart. Pink grapefruit soda adds a sharp, fizzy brightness for their goofy, affectionate side, like “I play drums guys 😛” and the way they gush over idols and friends in posts like “ITS @nuttycutties BIRTHDAY… SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY”. The black sugar rim with a tiny chili flake is their aesthetic mix of cute and vicious—sweet on the outside but burning with misandry and darker tastes, captured in “men dni” and their bio’s “beware I’m a raging lesbian with an ed bully me.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Nor shows strong Gryffindor-style emotional impulsiveness, especially in how she talks about self-harm and death in the heat of the moment, as in “I’m gonna fucking kill myseld why am I like this” and “I wantttttty to cut nyserllllflff”. This same intensity appears in her relationships: she’s fiercely attached to her partner and friends, repeatedly posting things like “I don’t care about anything other than my wife sorry” and “and Mallory. Mal I love you mu bff”, which fits Gryffindor’s passionate, all-or-nothing loyalty. She’s also unfiltered and willing to say exactly what she thinks, even if it’s confrontational or controversial, such as “I hate men they’re all so fucking ugly omg” and “gaga is a Zionist”, reflecting the house’s boldness and readiness to stand loudly by their views. Her dramatic, almost theatrical expressions of love and pain—like “People want an obsessed lover but genuinely loving someone is absolute hell for me and makes me want to kill muself and throw up”—read as Gryffindor’s flair for emotional extremes rather than Slytherin calculation or Ravenclaw detachment. While she’s deeply loyal to select people (a Hufflepuff trait), the dominant pattern is raw courage in exposing her vulnerabilities publicly and an impulsive, fiery way of engaging with the world, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
The song Bury a Friend fits @cutbelt because it mixes self-destructive impulses, dark humor, and vulnerability in the same way their timeline does. They repeatedly express suicidal and self-harm ideation, like in “I’m gonna kill myserf”, “I want to cut more rn but I’m so fucking tired”, and “I need to cut kyself ☹️”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on pain and wanting to disappear. The track’s eerie, dissociated tone also matches tweets like “I’ve been crying for no reason recently maybe I should just die already” and “I’m so unloveable can I just kms”. At the same time, they have intense, consuming love for their partner, shown in “I don’t care about anything other than my wife sorry” and “I love my gf”, which fits the song’s obsession with complicated, almost parasitic relationships. The blend of morbidity, emotional chaos, and attachment makes Bury a Friend a strong thematic match for their online persona.
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