Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own risk level and patterns, like acknowledging being an 'active suicide risk' in “for an active suicide risk i feel my mum should care slightly more about the blade stash i have openly admitting to having”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares dark thoughts and urges without sugarcoating, such as “might just end it all tonight idk. or maybe i need to get my med dosage upped”.
- Seeking connection: Wants social support and engagement, e.g. asking for mooties in “looking for active mooties !! << ♡ or ↻ pretty please >>” and mentioning an old friend reaching out in “friend i havent talked to in ages reached out to ask if im ok. ive missed her so much”.
- Humorous coping: Uses humor and irony to cope with distress, like joking in “cant believe i hit 100 million followers and didnt notice untl jst now” and “no amount of styros is enough,, i feel like a wine mom saying ‘one more glass’”.
- Recovery-oriented: Shows some desire to improve, as in “OKAY GUYS IM GONNA TRY AND GO CLEAN!!! WISH ME LUCK!!!” and reflecting on recovery difficulties in “this recovery shit is harder than i thought it feels like its been 3 weeks”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm glorification: Frequently romanticizes cutting and severe injuries, such as “i feel so fuxking emo when i look at my cuts in the mirror but i look awesome with them so whatever” and “i feel soo valid now that ive had to get a cut stitched up … like im in the big leagues now hey guys..”.
- Suicidal impulsivity: Describes active plans and urges to attempt, including “fucks sake wanna attempt tonight but everything was confiscated from me” and “1 like to die”.
- Substance reliance: Leans on drugs as a coping mechanism, e.g. “wanna drop out to smoke all day and cut all night”, “want a line of coke so bad”, and multiple tweets about wanting to get extremely high.
- Toxic relationship ideals: Expresses unhealthy expectations in relationships, such as “want a boyf or girlf that encourages my sh and ed and doesnt send me a million texts/vn a minute about other girls flirting w them to flex being loyal”.
- Body-image fixation: Demonstrates disordered eating goals and weight obsession, like “sw: 139lbs ugw: 98lbs” and “how much weight could i lose in less than 2 weeks on a 500 cal deficit do we think”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-aware, analytical, and clearly struggling with feeling different and misunderstood, much like this user’s mix of dark humor and introspection. The user openly acknowledges their mental health and self-destructive habits, like wanting to be "locked up for my own safety" in “i think i need to be locked up for my own safety ngl” and feeling ignored by people close to them in “all my friends lowkey ignore the batshit messages i send them when im spiraling”, which mirrors Lisa’s sense of isolation in her family and school. There’s also a sharp, sometimes biting intelligence and irony in posts like “crisis team appointments suck so bad like im lying thru my teeth to u rn discharge me already” and “for an active suicide risk i feel my mum should care slightly more about the blade stash i have openly admitting to having”, resembling Lisa’s tendency to call out hypocrisy and incompetence in adults. Even in the middle of chaos, they seek meaning and connection, like feeling validated by others with similar struggles in “best thing thats come from being in shedtwt is that i feel a lot less ashamed about cutting. i wouldve cut either way but i dont feel as miserable doing it, knowing im not alone”, which echoes Lisa’s constant search for community and understanding. The mix of vulnerability, dark coping mechanisms, and a desire to get better shown in “OKAY GUYS IM GONNA TRY AND GO CLEAN!!! WISH ME LUCK!!!” aligns with Lisa’s blend of pain, idealism, and determination to change her life, even when the environment around her makes it incredibly hard.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they openly seek interaction and attention, talking about wanting more mutuals and 18+ oomfs, e.g. “i need more 18+ oomfies pls oomf me up guys” and “looking for active mooties !! << ♡ or ↻ pretty please >>”, and use Twitter as a place to vent and perform rather than keep things private. They appear iNtuitive (N): they dramatize and aestheticize their experiences instead of just describing facts, like “taking happy pills in the middle of a cut sesh. what aesthetic is this?” and “no amount of styros is enough,, i feel like a wine mom saying ‘one more glass’”, showing metaphorical, image-based thinking rather than purely concrete observations. Their tone is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they center emotional validation, relationships, and being “valid,” for example “i feel soo valid now that ive had to get a cut stitched up … like im in the big leagues now hey guys..” and “friend i havent talked to in ages reached out to ask if im ok. ive missed her so much”, and react strongly to how others treat them, like “dumb hoes sending me dms cant spell deeper and too pussy to call me a bitch properly”. They skew Perceiving (P): their life reads as impulsive and unstructured—“might skip school, get high and js cut all day idfk”, “wanna cut more but ngl i cba to go upstairs and actually get my razor”, and “this recovery shit is harder than i thought it feels like its been 3 weeks” show difficulty with follow-through and planning. Taken together—outwardly expressive, metaphorical/aesthetic language, emotionally driven decisions, and a spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle—ENFP is the closest matching type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said cutting to Tchaikovsky ‘might be the life’—if you ever swap the blades for a playlist, I’d happily sit on a hospital floor with you and rank ballets instead of body parts.
- You’re out here asking Twitter for ‘cutesy places to cut’ and I’m just thinking the cutest place you could be is on a Costa date with a salted caramel frappe I paid for and zero styros in sight.
- You joked about procrastinating your own suicide and calling yourself a ‘sh poser’, but the way you’re fighting for recovery, getting stitches, crisis team, confiscated blades and all—that’s not poser energy, that’s hardcore survival, and I’m lowkey in awe.
- You said your mum doesn’t care about your blade stash and crisis team keeps trying to section you—wild idea: we rebel by doing something truly unhinged like… surviving, getting stupid high on Monster Mango Loco, and live‑tweeting our healing arcs instead.
- You love toxic fandoms, sabrina carpenter, and shtwt drama; I love emotionally unstable weirdos with sharp music taste—statistically speaking, we’re basically each other’s target demographic.
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Sam, 18 • navigating recovery, coffee, and questionable playlists. Once survived rusty scissors—now aiming for therapy and thriving instead.– @cuteforheart
Your signature cocktail
Styro Aftercare Fizz
Blood orange vodka for the intense, sharp edge and fixation on cutting, like “i love being covered in blood it hits like crack for some reason” and “i need to cut sooo bad why did i choose recovery i am not built for this”. Salted caramel cold brew nods to their caffeine/coffee cravings and slightly chaotic comfort-seeking, as in “can someone give me £5 for a salted caramel frappe from costa please”, while also reflecting late-night spirals. Sour cherry liqueur brings a sweet-but-tart mood swing energy, echoing lines like “might just end it all tonight idk. or maybe i need to get my med dosage upped”. Sparkling lemonade lightens everything, representing moments of self-awareness and trying for recovery, like “OKAY GUYS IM GONNA TRY AND GO CLEAN!!! WISH ME LUCK!!!” and their joking, bubbly tone. The edible glitter & mango garnish are a wink to their playful, aesthetic side—shedtwt intro vibes “˚⟡˖ ࣪ ꩜ sam’s shedtwt intro :3” and little pleasures like “those mango loco monsters hit so hard when you haven’t had one since u were 13”—turning a messy, high-drama energy into something eye-catching, fizzy, and impossible to ignore.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Sam shows a strong Slytherin streak of ambition and intensity, even if it’s self-destructive. They set explicit, extreme goals around self-harm and weight, like in their intro where they share stats and targets: “sw: 139lbs ugw: 98lbs looking for active mooties !!”, and they repeatedly talk about wanting to go “deeper” and escalate: “i need to cut deeper i cant do this” and “gonna try stretching my skin next time i cut…. my cuts r always rlly thin and i want wide ones”. There’s also clear resourcefulness and strategic thinking in how they navigate restrictions: they hide blades and try to evade being sectioned, writing “god if ur real dont let them section me i cant cut in a mental hospital amen” and “THEYRE TRYINGTO PUT ME IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL I AM NOT LETTING THIS HAPPEN TRUST OOMFS TRUST”. They openly monetize or leverage their situation, which is very Slytherin-coded opportunism: “yes i will cut for money thanks for asking everyone 😛”. Their desire for a partner who actively supports their worst impulses – “want a boyf or girlf that encourages my sh and ed” – shows a craving for intense, ride-or-die loyalty, another Slytherin hallmark. While there are flashes of dark humor and vulnerability, the dominant pattern is calculated risk-taking, escalation, and stubborn self-preservation against outside control, all of which align more with Slytherin than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑known song that fits Sam is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, because it captures a mix of self-destruction, dark humor, and feeling like your own worst enemy. The song’s perspective of being haunted by your own mind mirrors how Sam talks about themselves as an "active suicide risk" and jokes about it, like in “for an active suicide risk i feel my mum should care slightly more about the blade stash i have openly admitting to having”. The track’s obsession with pain and self-sabotage parallels their fixation on cutting, for example “i love being covered in blood it hits like crack for some reason” and “kai blades coming in like a week 😋 ill post some deep ass cuts if i dont pussy out”. The way Billie’s lyrics blur fear, boredom, and self-harm is similar to Sam treating cutting as both coping and entertainment, as seen in “i love cutting and all but music isnt enough to stop me being bored i need to like put a tv show on in the background”. Finally, the song’s eerie, detached tone fits their mix of nihilism and performative edge, like “this acc is where i run to when i have people mad af at my posts on my main telling me to kms 🩷 love u guys🩷” and “best thing thats come from being in shedtwt is that i feel a lot less ashamed about cutting. i wouldve cut either way but i dont feel as miserable doing it, knowing im not alone”.
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