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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, chaotic teen who mixes genuine emotion with constant shitposting, which fits Bart best. Like Bart, they’re confrontational and dramatic about calling people out, e.g. “I HATE STUPID PEOPLE DNI DNI DNI FUCKKKKK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE! YOU!!!!!!!” and “how r u gonna pull up to a conversation about how predators are bad and give me a link about human trafficking like okay moron”. They also thrive on petty online chaos and blocking people, seen in “Blocked everyone cause no one gaf enough to flame me to my face LMAO” and “Notice how scared they are to come after me directly. Yikes.......”, which mirrors Bart’s love of stirring trouble and then clowning on others. At the same time, there’s a soft, earnest side under the loudness, like “today is my birthday. Happy 16 years of being alive and making it ❤️” and “i miss my boyfriend”, echoing how Bart occasionally shows vulnerability and attachment. Their mix of crude humor (“I just shat the fattest shat i could ever shat. going back to bed”) and ride-or-die intensity about fandoms and moral takes fits Bart’s blend of immaturity, loyalty, and loud moral instincts more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most posts center on solitary hobbies (drawing, games, yume content) and online spaces rather than offline social life, and they periodically retreat from others, e.g. going private or blocking people en masse: “Sorry oomfs going priv for a bit” and “Blocked everyone cause no one gaf enough to flame me to my face LMAO”. Their interests and expressions are strongly Intuitive, focused on fandom concepts, AUs, and imagined worlds rather than concrete, real‑life details, like discussing a prophecy/dream nation concept for Genshin: “I'm working on a fan nation for genshart and I need a name .. Its a land centered around prophecy and dreams. The element is literally just sogno”. They prioritize emotional and moral reactions over detached logic, suggesting Feeling: they react intensely to perceived wrongness or ethics in fandom (e.g. “whos more cornier?... proship. its not good for anyone and just enables predators also”) and show raw vulnerability about their own pain, like “im so angry why cant anything i do be right 👍”. Their tone and behavior look more Perceiving than Judging: they’re impulsive, scattered, and expressive rather than structured or plan‑oriented, as seen in spontaneous emotional bursts like “sigh. i love being so excited it makes me want to throw up its so fun IM GOING TO FUCKING EAT ROCCKKKKSSS” and chaotic bodily-humor posts such as “I just shat the fattest shat i could ever shat. going back to bed”. Overall, the intense inner feelings, idealistic moral stances, fantasy-heavy interests, and inward, occasionally withdrawn online presence best fit INFP.

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16 • he/him • artist & game nerd (IDV, Genshin, Fear & Hunger). Once got a 6‑day mute for poop jokes and still didn’t learn my lesson.– @cutenorton

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This chaotic, loud drink mirrors their timeline: the spicy cinnamon whiskey is for the way they go off on people and discourse, like “I HATE STUPID PEOPLE DNI DNI DNI FUCKKKKK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE! YOU!!!!!!!” and “how r u gonna pull up to a conversation about how predators are bad and give me a link about human trafficking like okay moron”. Sour cherry liqueur captures the mix of angst and affection in posts such as “im so angry why cant anything i do be right 👍” and “today is my birthday. Happy 16 years of being alive and making it ❤️”. The matcha soda/green tea tonic nods to their gamer/anime/fandom grind and late-night energy, from “wakey wakey genshin fans preload out” to “I need to get active again. i need money. i need. comissions. i need. FUCK!”. Blue curaçao gives it that bright, unreal, fandom-core color, fitting their hyperfixations like “I GOT C1 BINA AND HER WEAPON IN LESS THAN 100 PULLS 👅” and “DOTTORE MIGHT BECOME PLAYABLE”. Finally, the pop rocks rim with edible glitter is pure chaotic sparkle, echoing their poop jokes and unhinged posts like “I just shat the fattest shat i could ever shat. going back to bed” and the many keysmash, screaming, and emoji spam moments scattered across their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong pattern of bluntly standing up for what they think is right, even when it stirs drama, which is very Gryffindor. For example, they call out performative feminism in “Once again you're not a feminist if you hate men 🥱 ok bye” and condemn people normalizing harmful coping as enabling predators in “proshippers/darkshippers... its not good for anyone and just enables predators also”. They frequently confront discourse directly instead of staying neutral, like in “how r u gonna pull up to a conversation about how predators are bad and give me a link about human trafficking like okay moron” and “If you're gonna be an asshole what's the point in being around you”, which reflects a confrontational, valor-driven temperament rather than strategic distance. Their impulsive emotional intensity—seen in tweets such as “I HATE STUPID PEOPLE DNI DNI DNI FUCKKKKK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE! YOU!!!!!!!” and “thinking about trying hullabaloo just to piss people off in qm”—matches Gryffindor’s hot-blooded style more than the calculated coolness of Slytherin. Even when dealing with fandom disputes or personal conflicts, they frame things in moral terms and charge in headfirst, which is classic Gryffindor energy rather than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff or detached analysis of Ravenclaw.

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The mix of dark humor, teenage angst, and self-aware drama in Teen Idle fits them extremely well. They swing between intense emotions and jokey exaggeration, like posting “suicide” and then following it with “im so angry why cant anything i do be right 👍”, echoing the song’s glamorized misery and frustration. Their bio line, “Time will pass and you'll forget everything that happened with you and me,” matches the song’s themes of impermanence and regret. They’re also very online and hyper-reactive about fandom and identity — for example “I HATE STUPID PEOPLE DNI DNI DNI FUCKKKKK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE! YOU!!!!!!!” and “Once again you're not a feminist if you hate men 🥱 ok bye” — which mirrors the song’s push–pull between wanting to belong and wanting to reject everything. Overall, the vibe of a dramatic, self-conscious teenager trying to make sense of their feelings and the world around them is exactly what Teen Idle is about.

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