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Despite the user's darker 'shedtwt' aesthetic, they share Lisa's deep emotional sensitivity and feeling of being a misunderstood intellectual outcast in a dysfunctional family. Much like Lisa's existential despair, the user expresses intense frustration with their family and academic performance, tweeting, “im literally retarded so im gonna kms” after failing to get a high score on a diagnostic test. Both characters deal with high-pressure internal standards and a sense of hyper-awareness, as seen when the user claims, “i swear there is someone watching me RIGHT NOW I SWEAR I CAN FEEL THEM WATCHING ME”. While Lisa is a vegetarian, this user mirrors her disciplined but often stressful relationship with consumption through rigid habits, noting “wtf do you mean drinking milk breaks a fast”. Ultimately, both the user and Lisa navigate a world where they feel too complex for their surroundings, frequently retreating into niche interests and fanfiction to cope.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates Introversion through a preference for solitary activities like writing fanfiction and sleeping the day away to avoid social/physical demands, such as when they mention “if i sleep the whole day away i dont gotta eat as much”. Their Intuition is seen in their focus on internal narratives and symbolic connections, evidenced by their emotional reaction to fictional endings and the abstract paranoia of feeling “someone watching me RIGHT NOW”. They exhibit strong Feeling traits, as their posts are highly emotionally charged and driven by subjective values, often reacting intensely to perceived failures like when they tweet “i literally cant get anything right... I NEED TO KILL MSYELFa”. Finally, a Perceiving nature is shown through their impulsive decision-making and lack of a structured schedule, exemplified by the spontaneous cancellation of plans: “my fastings are CANCELLED until my period stops”.

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Aspiring fanfiction author and PK Academy enthusiast. When I'm not overanalyzing IXL diagnostics, I’m perfecting the art of the 9-hour fast. Stay focused.– @cutepie27175994

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail captures the chaotic 'shedtwt' energy of a user who is “meant to make this cutesy” while dealing with deep-seated “childhood trauma and sensory triggers”. The inclusion of milk is a rebellious nod to the realization that “drinking milk breaks a fast fuck my fucking chud life”. Despite the bitter undertones of academic stress—specifically the urge to “kill msyelfa” over an IXL diagnostic—the drink remains high-proof and intense, mirroring their sentiment of “maybe its because im tipsy or drunk i cant tell but he looks so cute im getting emotional”.

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The user demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness in navigating their personal environment, as seen when they realize “if i sleep the whole day away i dont gotta eat as much”. Their sharp, often dark wit and blunt honesty about their own life, such as “i think my mom has a personality disorder lol”, aligns with the Slytherin tendency toward realism and self-interest. They exhibit a defiant streak against authority and external pressures, stating “twitter pmo im just gonna block every mf with a checkmark”, which showcases a desire for control over their social domain. This combination of shrewdness, focus on individual survival, and a lack of concern for social niceties strongly indicates a Slytherin alignment.

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The user’s online presence is defined by a heavy focus on disordered eating and self-loathing, specifically within the #shedtwt community, which mirrors the song's themes of body image struggles. They frequently document their restrictive habits, tweeting, “i fasted for 9 hours today just to eat like 2 3 meals” and expressing frustration when body-checking, as seen when they ask, “are these websites accurate?? ... this doesnt even look like me??”. The song Prom Queen captures the cycle of checking the mirror and wishing for a different physique, which matches their sentiment of “how it feels to wear fitting clothes” alongside intense emotional outbursts. Their admission of “just smashed my head in because im retarded LOLL I NEE DOT DFUCKING DIE” reflects the high-stress, self-destructive environment the song describes.

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