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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, self-destructive troublemaker who masks vulnerability with edgy humor. Like Bart cutting class and acting out, this user proudly skips school and lands in serious trouble, as shown by “Skipping school is fun” and the looming “School meeting with my teacher, the head teacher, social worker and my mom… about why I skipped 2 weeks of school in a row”. Their constant drug references and proudly reckless behavior, such as “Im going insane… High on meth and ketamine, I’m slowly loosing my mind.” and “Love Meth, hate the side effects”, parallel Bart’s love of danger and pushing boundaries to unhealthy extremes. The aggressive, offensive jokes about groups and shock humor, e.g. “As a kid I thought black people would shit in white colour cause idk” and “Yes we (YOU AND ME) blame all our problems on Israel”, fit Bart’s immature, provocative sense of humor taken to an edgier online extreme. Underneath the chaos, there is obvious pain and family conflict—“Fuck my life im an loser whose family hate me, I’m a drug addicted fuckass twink. I got non to live for” and “My mom wants to send me to my dad after school, I’m NOT living there”—which echoes Bart’s deeper issues with feeling unloved and misunderstood, even if he covers it with jokes and rebellion.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they overshare personal issues, drugs, sex and family drama publicly, clearly seeking interaction and reaction, e.g. asking directly for engagement like “Yo chat is this good?” and openly narrating school problems in “School meeting with my teacher, the head teacher, social worker and my mom tomorrow about why I skipped 2 weeks of school in a row.”. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N) with absurd, conceptual riffs more than grounded detail, like “Animal Crossing is like Epstein Island but instead of fiddling kids you fiddle furrys” and speculative takes such as “Imagine being in WW2 (in Frankfurt) in the Kampfgruppe… everyone is hooked on Amphetamins…”. They are strongly Thinking (T): their posts are blunt, provocative and often detached in tone even about serious things, e.g. “My stance on the AfD: 1 Have one good point (remigration) … 2 Every other point is fucking retarded” and harsh, edgy judgments like “People who hate on u for wearing reps are performative retards”, prioritizing argument and shock over harmony. Finally, they are clearly Perceiving (P): their life reads as chaotic, impulsive, and unstructured—heavy drug use, skipping school, no sign of planning—e.g. “Im going insane, been awake since 5 6 days with only max. 6 hour sleep. High on meth and ketamine, I’m slowly loosing my mind.” and “Skipping school is fun”. Their constant improvisational hot takes and contrarian, debate-bait style, such as “It isn’t gay to fuck femboys cause they are feminine…” and “Yes we (YOU AND ME) blame all our problems on Israel”, are highly characteristic of an ENTP who externalizes ideas loudly, enjoys controversy, and lives in a spontaneous, unstructured way.

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Sleep‑deprived catboy navigating school, family drama & questionable life choices. Once survived a week on ketamine, chocolate, and bad decisions.– @cuts4her

Your signature cocktail
This drink hits like staying up for days because “Im going insane, been awake since 5 6 days with only max. 6 hour sleep. High on meth and ketamine, I’m slowly loosing my mind.”, so the overproof rum and espresso make it brutally strong and jittery. The blue curaçao gives it that glowing, terminally online anime-boy look that fits a self-described “vulnerable little cute catboy in a word full of evil foids”. Cherry soda layers a fake, candy sweetness over the top, masking how fucked-up it really is, just like tweeting “Fuck my Baka life @g0reluvrrr ❤️” between drug spirals. The pinch of salt stands in for the bitterness, family drama, and suicidal ideation behind posts like “Fuck my life im an loser whose family hate me, I’m a drug addicted fuckass twink. I got non to live for” and “Kill myself”. Overall it’s experimental, dangerously strong, neon-cute on the surface, and absolutely not something a healthy person would order twice—perfect for someone who proudly declares “Ketamaxxing and Methmaxxing sound like my future”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong Slytherin-style focus on self-preservation, edge, and opportunism rather than idealism or kindness. They openly glorify heavy drug use and frame it as a lifestyle strategy, e.g. “Im going insane, been awake since 5 6 days with only max. 6 hour sleep. High on meth and ketamine, I’m slowly loosing my mind.” and “Love Meth, hate the side effects”, which reflects reckless but calculated self-indulgence rather than Gryffindor-style bravery. Their politics and worldview are abrasive and utilitarian: “My stance on the AfD: 1 Have one good point (remigration) 1.1 Would help the German economy because of less demand 1.2 less crime 2 Every other point is fucking retarded > only good for rich bastards to get richer” and “Yes we (YOU AND ME) blame all our problems on Israel” show a willingness to take hard, controversial stances in a pragmatic, not idealistic, way. They frequently use dark, transgressive humor to signal detachment and survival through edginess—see “If I was Jewish I’d kill myself” and “I will confirm that Russians only watch gore or cp on telegram, wearing adidas tracksuits, play DOTA 2 or CS2 and drink vodka.”—which fits Slytherin’s comfort with taboo and social risk for status or identity. Even their self-description leans into a self-crafted persona rather than vulnerability for its own sake, e.g. “Im a Femcel in a Body of a vurnable boy >.<” and “Im mentally stable and can be trusted with firearms”, suggesting someone who uses irony and performance as armor. There’s little evidence of Hufflepuff-style warmth or Ravenclaw curiosity; instead, we see an edgy, survivalist, image-conscious mindset that aligns most closely with Slytherin.

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A fitting song for @cuts4her is XO TOUR Llif3 by Lil Uzi Vert, because it mixes self-destructive hedonism, drug abuse, and emotional collapse in a way that mirrors their timeline. They openly glorify and depend on hard drugs, posting things like “My speed is empty yo… No more staying awake and actually having fun in life” and “Im going insane, been awake since 5 6 days with only max. 6 hour sleep. High on meth and ketamine, I’m slowly loosing my mind.”. The song’s suicidal undertones and numbness to pain echo tweets such as “Kill myself”, “Fuck my life im an loser whose family hate me, I’m a drug addicted fuckass twink. I got non to live for”, and “I hate myself”. At the same time, their chaotic relationships and attachment issues, seen in posts like “My mom wants to send me to my dad after school, I’m NOT living there” and the mix of love and irony in “Guys chill I have a girlfriend”, fit the song’s themes of toxic love and emotional volatility. Overall, XO TOUR Llif3 captures their blend of self-hate, dark humor, drug-fueled escapism, and performative nihilism.

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