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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted: Rei's habit 'When I wake up, I like to go to all my favoomfs accounts and like all the posts I missed' shows consistent loyalty and attention toward their online circle.
- Expressive: They share raw feelings and fantasies openly, e.g. 'rei would commit suicide, but rei would miss oomfs' and sexual daydreams, revealing emotional transparency.
- Creative: 'I've made five strawpages' and 'I'm going to restuff my xie lian plushie' demonstrate imaginative, hands‑on creativity in fandom spaces.
- Playful: Tweets like 'I'm going to pregnate oomfs' and 'I will get shen qingqiu and xie lian for christmas' show a mischievous, tongue‑in‑cheek sense of fun.
- Community‑minded: They repeatedly try to spark interaction — 'Im going to reply to all of oomfs posts until they get forced to notice me' — showing a drive to build and sustain social ties.
Weaknesses:
- Attention‑seeking: Lines like 'I want someone to like me so much they stalk my account multiple times' and 'I need to get noticed' point to a strong reliance on external validation.
- Emotional volatility: Frequent extreme posts such as 'weed ... I'm gonna kill myself 😭😭😭😭' and 'I've accepted I won't get better' indicate intense mood swings and crisis wording.
- Boundary‑pushing: Provocations such as posting slurs ('fаggоt fаggоt...') and sexual fantasies about characters show a tendency to test limits and offend.
- Avoidant communication: 'I think texting and replying to people is really draining and feels like a chore sometimes' explains why they struggle to maintain conversations despite wanting closeness.
- Insecurity: Repeated jealousy—'I start getting jealous when I see my oomfs interacting with their other oomfs'—reveals low self‑confidence in relationships.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is the best Simpsons parallel: insecure, eager to be liked, and prone to melodramatic longing. Like Rei's repeated pleas — 'I want someone to like me so much they stalk my account' and 'I am very avoidant and isolate myself, but I'm also clingy' — Milhouse constantly seeks approval and companionship, often getting heartbroken or desperate to belong. Both are earnest, vulnerable, and capable of childish theatrics in pursuit of acceptance.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits Rei's introverted but deeply feeling, imaginative style. Introversion shows when they admit 'I am very avoidant and isolate myself' and prefer selective online rituals over broad socializing. Intuition and internal fantasy life appear in fandom devotion and playful worldbuilding: 'I've made five strawpages' and 'I'm going to restuff my xie lian plushie'. Feeling is clear in emotionally loaded posts like 'rei would commit suicide, but rei would miss oomfs' and constant emphasis on personal values and attachments. Perceiving is visible in spontaneous late‑night drafts and impulsive declarations: 'idk about u guys but sometimes I type my late night thoughts into my drafts' and sudden deactivation tweets. Altogether, the pattern is a sensitive, idealistic inner world expressed through dramatic, inconsistent online behavior.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'If being your favorite oopmff is a crime, arrest me — I'll confess every hour on my strawpage just to get your like.'
- 'I could restuff your heart to be extra fluffy so it matches my xie lian plushie — wanna be matching oomfs? 💕'
- 'You must be one of my favoomfs, because when I wake up the first thing I want to do is like everything you do.'
- 'If attention were a currency, I’d bankrupt myself for you — comment and I do you, ok? maybe u do me too ☺️'
- 'Come over and let me cook while you stare lovingly — I promise the food and the fanfic rec list will both be top tier.'
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Your new Twitter bio
rei ♡ — soft, chaotic fandom caretaker. obsessed with 'oomfs', plushies, & strawpages. minor, messy feelings, huge love for Xie Lian & Shen Qingqiu. DMs for gentle chaos — @no1guoshi– @cutsrei
Your signature cocktail
Oomfberry Fizz (mocktail)
The 'Oomfberry Fizz' is a sweet, slightly theatrical mocktail that mirrors Rei's soft‑core fandom vibe without promoting alcohol (they noted being a minor). Sparkling berry soda captures the sugary excitement of notifications ('oomf just liked a tweet I made four months ago'), lavender for the wistful, dreamy side ('I miss all the favoomfs I had in june and july'), lemon for a tang of jealousy, and vanilla cream for plushie‑soft comfort as in 'restuff my xie lian plushie so he becomes fat and cute'.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits Rei because of fierce loyalty, devotion to friends, and the desire for belonging: they confess 'When I wake up, I like to go to all my favoomfs accounts' and 'I am a huge pushover and I want everyoomf to like me'. Their kindness and need to nurture fandom relationships align with Hufflepuff values, even when mixed with insecurity and drama. They are less about cunning or pure ambition and more about seeking community and fairness in the tiny world of their 'oomfs'.
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Stan - Eminem
'Stan' is a darkly apt fit because it dramatizes obsessive parasocial attachment and desperate pleas for attention — themes Rei constantly performs: 'I want someone to like me so much they stalk my account' and 'Im going to reply to all of oomfs posts until they get forced to notice me'. The song's tone of worship, longing, and eventual self‑destruction echoes the melodrama in many of Rei's tweets.
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