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Your Simpsons character
The account reads like Bart Simpson with a touch of theatrical drama. They’re bratty, chaotic, and constantly picking fights in a joking way, like when they say “fuck tartaglia , fuck pantalone , fuck signora , fuck scaramouche , fuck pulcinella , fuck arlecchino , fuck columbina , fuck dottore , fuck capitano , and FUCK pierro . . not the tsaritsa though . * 💧” and “my name is sandrone and i'm gonna hit you .”. Like Bart, they love causing mischief but still crave attention and affection, shown in tweets like “. . . give me attention , please .” and “i desire attention right now .”. Their dramatic bans and overreactions mirror Bart’s flair for over-the-top antics, such as “i hereby declare EVERY liyue citizen is banned from my tea parties .” and “people banned from my tea parties : every liyue citizen tartaglia the traveler capitano that wanderer dude”. Even their childish jokes and chaotic humor — like “chicken butt . * 🙂” and “guys . . . arlecchino was diagnosed with ligma . . .” — are exactly the kind of prankish, immature comedy Bart would find hilarious. Beneath the snark, they occasionally show softness and a desire to be liked, which aligns with Bart’s hidden need for validation despite his troublemaker persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly seek social interaction and attention, e.g. “i desire attention right now.”, “give me attention, please.”, and host public social events like tea parties and dance competitions, asking “who is coming to my tea party today ? * 🙂”. Their content is more playful, imaginative roleplay than grounded detail, showing Intuition: they exaggerate and dramatize (e.g. banning entire nations from tea parties in “i hereby declare EVERY liyue citizen is banned from my tea parties.” and joking about diagnoses like “arlecchino was diagnosed with ligma . . .”) rather than focusing on concrete, real-life specifics. They prioritize emotional dynamics and interpersonal warmth/conflict over logic, indicating Feeling: they talk about who they favor and how others make them feel (e.g. “we all know i favor you the most, arlecchino. don't start that with me. * 😒”) and are openly dramatic in emotional language like “man FUCK my co workers. * 💢” and “fuck tartaglia ... and FUCK pierro . . not the tsaritsa though. * 💧”. Finally, their behavior is highly spontaneous and reactive, supporting Perceiving: they make impulsive declarations (“people banned from my tea parties : every liyue citizen tartaglia the traveler capitano that wanderer dude”), frequently change moods (“my name is sandrone and i'm in a bad mood.” vs. “my name is sandrone and i'm in a good mood.”), and joke about doing things on a whim (“ok, you have to promise you won't get mad before i explain.”). Altogether, this mix of attention-seeking sociability, imaginative roleplay, emotionally-charged interactions, and impulsive, playful chaos aligns best with ENFP.

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Harbinger of tea parties, robot schematics & questionable decisions. Once banned all of Liyue, still insists she’d be a better Archon of Snezhnaya.– @CUTSTRlNGS

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This cocktail starts with white tea–infused vodka to honor their endless tea party hosting and VIP lists, like when they brag, “who is coming to my tea party today ? * 🙂” and upgrade people to premium vip tea party guest. Red velvet cake liqueur nods to their sweet side and baking promises, as seen when they fret, “i'll bake you a new one ! ! ! * ☹️” and offer, “i'll bake a cake especially for you . * 🙂”. A hit of spicy ginger syrup captures their sharp tongue and sudden wrath in tweets like “you all will face my wrath . * 🖕” and the iconic “man FUCK my co workers . * 💢”. Lychee juice adds a playful, slightly eccentric sweetness, mirroring their clingy need for affection in “. . . give me attention , please .” and their dramatic bans like “people banned from my tea parties : every liyue citizen tartaglia the traveler capitano that wanderer dude”. Finally, edible silver glitter swirls on top to reflect their dramatic, celestial aesthetic from their name “𝒮𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝑨͟𝑩͟𝑶͟𝑽͟𝑬͟ ❜” and moments of chaotic joy like “my name is sandrone and i'm in a good mood .”. This drink is strong but deceptively cute—sweet at first sip, then a little unhinged, just like when they declare, “no noise november , please shut up .”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account’s tone is dominated by ambition, ego, and a sharp sense of status, all hallmarks of Slytherin. They repeatedly fantasize about power and rank, calling themselves the best possible ruler: “can you all stop dissing my really good ideas . i'd be the BEST archon of snezhnaya . * ☹️” and earlier “lowkey think i should be the archon of snezhnaya .”. They show a strong sense of hierarchy and control via their "tea parties" and VIP lists, excluding or banning large groups of people as a power move rather than for fairness: “people banned from my tea parties : every liyue citizen tartaglia the traveler capitano that wanderer dude” and “i hereby declare EVERY liyue citizen is banned from my tea parties .”. Their self‑image as inherently right and deserving of deference is explicit: “you should always agree with me , since i'm always right .”. Even when they show affection, it’s filtered through status and favoritism, as in “we all know i favor you the most , arlecchino . don't start that with me . * 😒”, which reinforces a hierarchical, selective loyalty rather than broad kindness. Combined with their threats and gleeful antagonism—“my name is sandrone and i'm gonna hit you .” and “you all will face my wrath . * 🖕”—this paints them as a classic Slytherin: power‑seeking, prideful, and keenly aware of status and control.

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Their dramatic, petty, and theatrical energy fits Look What You Made Me Do perfectly. They constantly declare playful vendettas and bans, like “people banned from my tea parties : every liyue citizen tartaglia the traveler capitano that wanderer dude” and “i hereby declare EVERY liyue citizen is banned from my tea parties .”, which mirrors the song’s revengeful, list-keeping attitude. Their self-important flair and insistence on being right, as in “you should always agree with me , since i'm always right .”, align with the song’s bold, unapologetic persona. The blend of cute and menacing—threatening things like “i will drop that metal pipe on your head next . * 💢” while also hosting tea parties—matches the track’s mix of playful spite and theatrical villainy. Even their ongoing beef with co-workers, expressed in “man FUCK my co workers . * 💢”, reflects the song’s theme of turning grudges into a dramatic personal anthem.

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