
Strengths and Weaknesses

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The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of mischievous humor, emotional chaos, and dramatic relationship talk typical of a witty teenager. Their joking about trouble and risky behavior, like “gente, é normal baixar o filme e instalar um tal de clona cartão.apk junto?”, fits Bart’s tendency to play with danger and not take things too seriously. The constant references to exes and messy romance, such as “Me fala que você não se apaixonou por esse idiota que só te usou” and “beijar minha ex denovo”, reflect Bart’s melodramatic but still jokey approach to feelings. Tweets like “mikael, procure alguém que te ame” and “prefiro que seja minha ex” show a sarcastic yet oddly affectionate tone, similar to how Bart teases people he actually cares about. The chaotic commentary on internet culture and others, for example “nego que não sobreviveria na internet antes da lacração”, lines up with Bart’s irreverent, chronically online prankster energy.

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They come across as outgoing and socially oriented, constantly reacting to others, trends, and mutuals, which fits Extraversion (E). For example, they actively comment on online drama and friends, like in “amigos a uepamanuella apagou a conta foi? oq aconteceu eu tava na aula tudo aconteceu mt rapido” and “Gente eu sou fã e concordo com tudo que essa pessoa abaixo posta no twitter”, showing a desire to be involved with people and public conversations. Their tweets lean toward imagery, jokes, and emotional situations rather than detailed factual analysis, but they’re often playing with ideas and scenarios (e.g. “'vc atrai oq tem medo' ai caralho que medo da minha ex” and “tirava sua roupa, jogava vc pra fora do carro, e ia vender sua roupa no camelô pq todo dinheiro é lucro”), which is consistent with Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing. They process things in a strongly emotional and relational way, frequently referencing love, exes, and feelings, like in the bio “Me fala que você não se apaixonou por esse idiota que só te usou” and tweets such as “beijar minha ex denovo” and “prefiro que seja minha ex”, suggesting Feeling (F) rather than detached logical analysis. The tone is playful, spontaneous, and unfiltered instead of structured or planned, and they jump from topic to topic with memes and reactions like “acho q to teno”, “dormindo”, and “bro was right all this time”, all of which point to a flexible, go‑with‑the‑flow Perceiving (P) style. Putting these together, the overall pattern of expressive social engagement, emotional focus on relationships, and impulsive humor best matches ENFP.

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17 • Belo Horizonte 🇧🇷 • Part-time meme archivist, full-time overthinker. Once downloaded a movie and almost adopted a ‘clona cartão.apk’ instead.– @cuzaofudidolixo

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with banana peel to honor lucas banana himself and his chaotic Brazilian charm from Belo Horizonte, the kind of guy who jokes about tech disasters like “gente, é normal baixar o filme e instalar um tal de clona cartão.apk junto?”. Guaraná soda brings high-energy, hyper-online vibes, matching the way he frantically reacts to internet drama like “amigos a uepamanuella apagou a conta foi? oq aconteceu eu tava na aula tudo aconteceu mt rapido”. Passionfruit pulp is the messy, teen-heartbreak core, pulled straight from his bio and lines like “Me fala que você não se apaixonou por esse idiota que só te usou” and his eternal loop with “beijar minha ex denovo”. A dash of bitters represents the self-aware, slightly toxic humor of tweets such as “prefiro que seja minha ex” and “'vc atrai oq tem medo' ai caralho que medo da minha ex”. The chili salt rim gives a sharp, petty kick, just like his willingness to roast and be roasted in lines such as “tirava sua roupa, jogava vc pra fora do carro, e ia vender sua roupa no camelô pq todo dinheiro é lucro” and his nostalgia-chaos blend in “1 ano quase 2”. Strong, sweet, a little bitter, and low-key unhinged: exactly the vibe of someone who tweets “bro was right all this time” and somehow makes it feel profound.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets lean heavily into sharp humor, emotional self‑protection, and a slightly ruthless, teasing edge that aligns with Slytherin traits. In “tirava sua roupa, jogava vc pra fora do carro, e ia vender sua roupa no camelô pq todo dinheiro é lucro”, there’s a playful but clearly cunning and mercenary tone that treats every situation as an opportunity for advantage (“todo dinheiro é lucro”). The bio itself — “Me fala que você não se apaixonou por esse idiota que só te usou.” — frames relationships in terms of being used and hurt, hinting at a self‑preservation instinct and a wary, strategic view of others. Jokes like “'vc atrai oq tem medo' ai caralho que medo da minha ex” and “beijar minha ex denovo” show someone who masks vulnerability with biting wit and irony rather than open-hearted sentiment, which is more Slytherin than Hufflepuff. Even when talking about others, as in “mikael, procure alguém que te ame”, the tone is more hard-edged advice than gentle comfort, suggesting a realistic, survival-focused mindset typical of Slytherin rather than the idealism of Gryffindor or the studiousness of Ravenclaw.

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drivers license fits their emotional, slightly dramatic teen heartbreak vibe and self-aware humor. Their bio literally says “17 Me fala que você não se apaixonou por esse idiota que só te usou,” echoing the song’s themes of feeling used and hurt in young love. They repeatedly reference an ex, like in “beijar minha ex denovo” and “prefiro que seja minha ex”, mirroring the song’s obsession with a past relationship. Even their dark humor about fear and exes, like “'vc atrai oq tem medo' ai caralho que medo da minha ex”, aligns with Olivia Rodrigo’s blend of vulnerability and sarcasm. The combination of lingering attachment, teenage angst, and dramatic romantic storytelling makes drivers license a strong match for their personality and tweets.

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