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Your Simpsons character
His impulsive, rebellious tone and teenage angst echo Bart Simpson. For instance, they write "I hate TT RANTERS WHO COMPLAIN 'I get no likes!'" which mirrors Bart's disdain for authority and rules. They also brag about petty revenge: "My friends gf wants to follow me... I'm going to revenge her" similar to Bart's love for pranks. Their frequent drug references and chaotic behavior, like "I'm in such a good mood now I'm gonna smoke" and "I wish I had someone to get high w", reflect Bart's reckless attitude. Finally, their longing for peer approval, as seen in "I love oomf so much" and "I think I've decided to terminate any idea of finding a boyfriend", is typical of a teenage Bart seeking acceptance.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently addresses the audience and seeks connection, e.g., "good morning everyone! I hope you're all doing well today..." and "anon consent to taking a nap with me in bed please I love you so so much," indicating an extraverted, outward‑focused communication style. Their tweets often dwell on abstract self‑reflection and personal meaning, such as "This is normal though right? Sometimes we have to ask ourselves who we really are," which points to an intuitive (N) preference. Emotional language and value‑driven statements dominate, for instance "I FUCKING HATE TT RANTERS WHO COMPLAIN ... be grateful you even HAVE fans," showing a feeling (F) decision‑making style. The content is spontaneous, unstructured, and avoids firm plans—"For the upcoming year, I want to …" and "I think I've decided to terminate any idea of finding a boyfriend"—reflecting a perceiving (P) orientation.

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Cat-loving anime & vocaloid fan, coffee addict, occasional poet. Sharing art, music & random musings. (Tried using a metal straw as a mic once).– @cyanoa411

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The smoky mezcal mirrors the user’s frequent references to being high and smoking, as they say, "I’m in such a good mood now I’m gonna smoke." The vanilla bean syrup stands in for the “icing up and down my metal straw” line, capturing their sweet yet edgy desire for "I definitely need someone to spread icing up and down my metal straw... #thoughtful." Blue Curaçao adds a neon, internet‑savvy vibe that matches their cat‑girl obsession: "Why is there more cat girls than cat boy drawings do u want me dead?" Club soda brings a fizzy, chaotic energy reflecting the rapid, erratic flow of their tweets like "My friends gf wants to follow me… I know it’s wrong but IDGAF." Finally, a pinch of edible silver glitter represents the metallic straw motif and the “metal straw” they constantly mention, tying the whole drink back to their unique online persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows self‑serving ambition and a willingness to manipulate situations for personal gain, as in "My friends gf wants to follow me ... I know it's wrong but IDGAF about her stupid gf…". They also plan future actions that benefit themselves, like "OK GOOD NEWS IS ONCE I DELETE MY MAIN ACCOUNT I'LL MAKE A PRIVATE ACC MAYHAPS...", showing strategic thinking typical of Slytherin. Their lack of loyalty and frequent disdain for others, e.g., "I FUCKING HATE TT RANTERS WHO COMPLAIN 'I get no likes!'", illustrates the Slytherin trait of putting self‑interest above communal harmony. The overall tone is one of cunning, self‑preservation, and ambition rather than bravery, wisdom, or loyalty, aligning them most closely with Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly describes feeling out of place and isolated, e.g., "I wouldn’t have a personality without reality… I’ll still be alone in a different way than before" and "I think I’ve decided to terminate any idea of finding a boyfriend…". Their frustration with social validation ("I hate TT rants who complain ‘I get no likes!’") and their self‑described "weird" interests (metal straw, cat girls, high‑drug references) highlight a sense of being a misfit. The chorus of Radiohead’s "Creep"—"I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong"—mirrors this outsider perspective. The song’s melancholic tone also matches the user’s frequent mentions of numbness and escapism through drugs ("I smoked like 20 minutes ago… I don’t feel real everything looks like static") and self‑harm imagery ("My blades r single use trash"). Overall, the lyrical theme of alienation and longing for acceptance in "Creep" best captures the complex, contradictory emotions expressed throughout the tweets.

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