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Your Simpsons character
They read as a hyper-online, emotionally intense teen who genuinely cares about others’ wellbeing, which fits Lisa more than the other main family members. Like Lisa, they mix earnest compassion with exasperation at how nasty or foolish people can be, e.g. offering support in “Yes thank you my dms are always open for you to talk I like to listen” while also snapping at harmful behavior in “I don't support people who fantasize about wanting to fuck snakes”. Their sensitivity and health struggles, such as “i have my first phisical therapy appointment today” and “I'm nauseous my stomach feels dirty and my head feels like freezer smell doctor what's wrong with me it hurts”, echo Lisa’s tendency to be physically and emotionally overwhelmed by the world. At the same time, they have a strong moral line—explicitly calling out proshippers, predators, and gore watchers in their bio—much like Lisa’s strict ethical code. Their passionate fandoms and intense fixation on specific characters (for instance “I forgot I ordered photo prints and got jumpscared with 22 photos of pal”) also parallel Lisa’s obsessive interest streaks, just updated for a very online, art-focused environment.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as strongly extroverted: they openly engage with followers, run jokes and call‑and‑response bits, and happily insert themselves into social media chaos, like joking "Guys hold on I'm trying to win frompepsi" and reassuring others "Yes thank you my dms are always open for you to talk I like to listen." Their feed is highly associative and imaginative, showing intuition (N) through surreal phrasing and metaphor, such as "mama is a tumor in my head" and the way they spin character/parasocial feelings into abstract emotional commentary like "it captures the raw feeling of wanting something and knowing that no matter what you do you will never get it." They foreground emotional reactions and values over detached logic, indicating feeling (F)—they emphasize boundaries and empathy ("Guys idc what your fetish/kink is, just don't show it/preform it in public" and clear DNI lines), respond warmly to others ("Thays amazing thank you for telling a d sharing oomf"), and express vulnerability about illness and fear ("i rubbed my eyes and saw something scary reach for me but it wasnt real"). Their behavior and wording are highly spontaneous and chaotic rather than structured, which fits perceiving (P): impulsive capslock rants like "PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT!!" and sudden topic jumps from health to art to fandom to snacks ("White chocolate macadamia nut") show a go‑with‑the‑moment style. Overall, the combination of high social energy, imaginative fandom fixation, emotionally driven values, and unstructured, playful spontaneity aligns best with ENFP.

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Clancy, 17 • Artist & pal enthusiast. Once got jump‑scared by 22 photo prints of the same character. Robots encouraged, creeps blocked on sight.– @cyasynthesizer

Your signature cocktail
This drink is neon, chaotic, and way too excited—just like someone yelling “PA PA PA PA PAPA BABO” and “SHE GON CALL ME BABY BO” in all caps. The blue raspberry base and energy drink capture their hyper, terminally-online art goblin vibe and constant Pal obsession, like getting jumpscared by “22 photos of pal”. Sharp lemon juice stands in for the sudden intrusive horror of “i rubbed my eyes and saw something scary reach for me but it wasnt real” and lines like “mama is a tumor in my head”. The grenadine drizzle is their soft, bloody-sweet side, the person saying “Yes thank you my dms are always open for you to talk I like to listen” while also tweeting “I'm illness maxing I lick doorknobs and concrete”. Finally, the glitter or popping candy rim makes it look like it crawled out of a fan-cam and a brain scan at the same time—loud, sparkly, and just a bit unhinged, like someone screaming “STRWAWPAGE DOWN STRAWPAGE DOWN STRAWPAGE DOWN” over cartoons and Pepsi promos.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a nurturing, others-first attitude that’s very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they explicitly invite others to lean on them emotionally: “Yes thank you my dms are always open for you to talk I like to listen”, and respond supportively when someone shares something personal: “Thays amazing thank you for telling a d sharing oomf”. They also lay down clear moral boundaries about not wanting harmful or predatory people in their space, saying “DNI PROSHIPPERS, PEDOS, ZOOPHILES, WEIRDOS, PEOPLE WHO WATCH GORE/srs.”, which fits Hufflepuff’s strong sense of fairness and safety. Their timeline shows them caring about community norms in a grounded, practical way, like “Guys idc what your fetish/kink is, just don't show it/preform it in public”, which is more about respect for others than about glory or cunning. While they’re creative and funny, the dominant throughline is loyalty, emotional availability, and wanting a safe, kind environment—classic Hufflepuff traits.

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Internet by Penelope Scott fits them because it captures the chaotic, extremely online, slightly unhinged but earnest vibe they have. The song’s glitchy, hyperactive energy mirrors their timeline, from yelling about fandom brainrot like “PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT!!” to rapid-fire posts such as “STRAPWPAGE DOWN STRAWPAGE DOWN STRAWPAGE DOWN STRAWPAGE DOWN”. Lyrically, Internet swings between irony, oversharing, and genuine emotion, similar to how they talk about being sick or in PT (“I’m nauseous… doctor what’s wrong with me it hurts”, “i have my first phisical therapy appointment today”) right next to jokes and horny posts. The song also reflects a love–hate relationship with online spaces, like their mix of affection and exasperation toward bots and weirdos (“THE BOTS ARE GETTING SMARTER”, “You guys know it's not mandatory to tell me when your going to fuck stuff right”). Overall, Internet feels like an anthem for someone whose life, friendships, art, and meltdowns are all happening on the timeline at once, just like @cyasynthesizer.

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