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This account reads like a deeply online, hyper-verbal, angrier version of Lisa Simpson. Lisa is intellectually sharp and moralistic, but also condescending and easily exasperated; similarly, this user regularly positions themself as the smartest person in the room, e.g. “labels are limiting by nature… who is the smartest person in the world and why is it me?”. Like Lisa’s feminist streak and constant frustration with patriarchy, this user rails against misogyny and defends women’s anger, as in “as long as the patriarchy exists… it is absolutely okay to engage in double standards and hypocrisy forever and ever.” and “but misogyny has been an eternal institutional system of oppression? so it absolutely justifies an eternal double standard…”. The user’s intense disdain for “moids” and “ugly men who self insert as anime male protags” (“it brings me great joy to know that ugly men… will never ever get to experience beautiful anime girls.”) mirrors Lisa’s contempt when she feels surrounded by stupidity and sexism, just dialed up with much harsher language. Their strong opinions on media, shipping, and fandom politics—such as “nice to see fujo slander on the tl” and “despite being hyper horny, denji never touched a girl inappropriately…”—fit Lisa’s pattern of overanalyzing culture through a moral lens. Overall, they resemble a grown-up, extremely online Lisa who’s dropped all filters and leans fully into bitterness, intellect, and ideological crusading.

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They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly engage others, pick fights, and seem energized by discourse, e.g. calling someone out with “ofc the retard blocks and runs lol” and openly subtweeting moids and fujos. Their focus is on patterns of power, systems, and ideology rather than concrete, sensory detail, which suggests Intuition (N); for instance, they talk about patriarchy and structural misogyny in “as long as the patriarchy exists forever and ever, it is absolutely okay to engage in double standards and hypocrisy forever and ever. the patriarchy itself is the double standard”. They are sharply analytical and prioritize argument over harmony, signaling Thinking (T), as in “maybe because she didn’t puncture any vital organs. a smashed skull is less deadly than a broken heart or neck.” and “you made it sound harsher than it needed to be because if you quoted what mike said verbatim, you wouldn’t have a point in the first place, you retarded fuck.”. Their tone is decisive, categorical, and judgment-heavy, which fits Judging (J): they draw hard lines like “but misogyny has been an eternal institutional system of oppression? so it absolutely justifies an eternal double standard…” and frame interactions as debates to be won, seen in “this is my last reply to @kellmanstreep…”. Overall, their combative confidence, system-level thinking, and directive style align best with ENTJ.

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Anime, gacha, and gender rants on main. Once spent rent money on pulls and still call it character development.– @cyberheathen88

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This account is driven by a sharp, combative sense of agenda and self-positioning that aligns strongly with Slytherin. Their bio, "maintaining the agenda is our top priority," already signals a strategic, mission-oriented mindset rather than a purely idealistic or nurturing one. They revel in conflict and dominance, e.g. mocking opponents as "retarded" and "degenerate moids" while defending their own in-group, as in “ok retarded male. when LADS dropped, you degenerate moids started screeching…” and “as long as the patriarchy exists forever and ever, it is absolutely okay to engage in double standards and hypocrisy forever and ever.”. There is clear delight in putting others down and winning arguments, for example “ofc the retard blocks and runs lol. anyway, she said very explicitly…” and “lol never gonna happen. you’ll die before you see your wish come true 🥴”, which shows a ruthless edge rather than Gryffindor-style moral heroism. Even when discussing social issues, it’s framed in terms of power, double standards, and justified hypocrisy, suggesting a pragmatic, ends-justify-the-means outlook more typical of Slytherin than Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. While they are loyal to certain groups and fandoms, the overriding traits are aggression, strategic agenda-keeping, and a willingness to use harsh rhetoric to maintain status and ideological territory, all classic Slytherin hallmarks.

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A song defined by fury at oppressive systems and unapologetic defiance fits them perfectly. They openly embrace double standards against patriarchy and call misogyny an “eternal institutional system of oppression,” arguing that “as long as the patriarchy exists forever and ever, it is absolutely okay to engage in double standards and hypocrisy forever and ever. the patriarchy itself is the double standard.” Their TL is full of confrontational language and slurs aimed at men and misogynists, from “retarded, seething moid on the internet” to “it brings me great joy to know that ugly men who self insert as anime male protags will never ever get to experience beautiful anime girls.” Like the song’s refusal to play nice with authority, they pride themselves on being harsh and unfiltered, mocking liberal respectability politics in tweets like “liberal women talking about ‘educating’ men to not rape” and ridiculing people who back off or block them mid-argument as in “ofc the retard blocks and runs lol.” Their whole presence is about rage, resistance, and scorched‑earth rhetoric rather than reconciliation, which aligns cleanly with the spirit and lyrics of Killing in the Name.

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