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The best match is Comic Book Guy (Jeff Albertson). This user is a self-described comic book enthusiast, constantly ranking and critiquing media, just like Comic Book Guy, as seen when he says Batman projects are mid and prefers deeper cuts like Warworld or Jonah Hex: “Sur les 6 projets mids annoncés y en a 5 c'est du Batman...”. He mixes genuine passion with hyperbolic disdain, calling some things "affreuseté" and tearing into artists like Larroca: “Il me dégoûte trop Larroca c'est vraiment l'artiste le plus guez de l'histoire...”. At the same time, he’s encyclopedic and proud of his niche knowledge, tracking everything he consumes: “📌[THREAD] Tous les médias que j'ai lu/vu/joué en 2024 ❗️”. He also has that mix of sarcasm and theatrical drama—"Gotham needs me again" and “Ils veulent tous imiter ma folie en stream mais n'atteignent qu'une fraction de mon pouvoir”—which mirrors Comic Book Guy’s overblown self-image and nerdy intensity. Despite the snark, his excitement for things like X-Men ‘97 and his big media plans show a sincere, obsessive fandom that fits Comic Book Guy perfectly.

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They lean Introvert (I): most of their joy comes from solitary media consumption and personal projects rather than social outings, e.g. talking about binging sagas and reading plans like “j'ai oublié que j'ai acheté les romans Dune et que donc je devais les lire, je suis fichu” and “cet été, en plus de découvrir bcp de classiques du cinéma… hmmm hâte en vrai”, while direct mentions of offline social life are almost absent. Their strong pattern‑spotting and conceptual focus indicate Intuition (N): they frequently generalize from specifics into broader takes, such as comparing an antagonist to a concept in JoJo’s as in “En fait l'anta 'AM' c'est juste Golden Experience Requiem mais en IA” and turning height or incel debates into larger social commentary like “Jeune peuplade, aujourd'hui je vais vous présenter… l'Incelus Radicae Maximus”. They clearly favor Thinking (T): they break down arguments about VO vs VF with a focus on reasoning (“ces arguments m'ont convaincu et il a donné des solutions c'est une bonne vidéo”) and dismiss comforting myths bluntly, e.g. “dans aucun monde un homme petit a un quelconque avantage face à un homme grand dans la vie proactive”, even when it might hurt feelings. Their tone and behavior suggest Perceiving (P): they routinely acknowledge procrastination and unfinished analyses (“j'ai fait 15 études… pour ne jamais les sortir psq j'ai la flemme”) and keep expanding media queues impulsively (“Je DOIS rewatch (et donc finir) ces séries… j'ai trop de trucs à faire”) rather than following a strict plan. Overall, the mix of introspective media obsession, abstract connections between franchises, analytical/critical tone, and chronic open‑endedness fits INTP more than any other type.

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Film & comics junkie chronicling X-Men marathons, DC lore dives & JoJo binges. Once dropped a show mid-season to finish a reading list (no regrets).– @Cycl0psIsRight

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This is a strong, slightly bitter but layered cocktail to match their high-energy caps-lock reactions like “RAAAAAAAH C'EST QUOI CET EPISODE DE MALADE PUREE JE DOIS ATTENDRE LA S2 LA ZE3MA ????? IMPOSSIBLE” and their intense hype for X-Men 97 in “Mon rêve en tant que fan des X Men a été réalisé… TROP HÂTE POUR LA SAISON 2 AAAAAH”. The gin with citrus and cardamom reflects their curious, cultured side, always planning new watches and reads like “cet été, en plus de découvrir bcp de classiques du cinéma… hâte en vrai” and “j'ai oublié que j'ai acheté les romans Dune et que donc je devais les lire”. Campari and sweet vermouth balance their mix of harsh takes and genuine enthusiasm, from roasting stuff as “J'ai perdu des neurones après le visionnage de cette affreuseté” to wholesome joy like “OH LALALA LES GARS JE SUIS HEUREUX”. The smoked chili bitters are for the spicy, sometimes ruthless humor in tweets like “Jeune peuplade… l'Incelus Radicae Maximus, plus connu sous le nom de déchet humain” and “Bro thinks he is Reed Richards 😭🙏 you aint HIM pal”. Finally, the flamed orange peel nods to their comic-book, sci‑fi flair—laser swords, cosmic gods, and mutants—from “LES SABRES LASERS SONT REELS ????!!!” to their constant DC/Marvel talk like “Sur les 6 projets mids annoncés y en a 5 c'est du Batman je vais mourir de rire”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong Ravenclaw profile through their obsessive media tracking and clear love of learning and analysis. They maintain a full ongoing list of everything they’ve consumed in the year, as shown in their pinned media thread: “📌[THREAD] Tous les médias que j'ai lu/vu/joué en 2024 ❗️ [picture]”, which is a very methodical, cataloguing mindset rather than a purely emotional one. They also talk about making multiple character and thematic studies for JoJo arcs—““j'ai fait 15 études de personnages et thématiques sur Stone Ocean, Steel Ball Run et Jojolion pour ne jamais les sortir psq j'ai la flemme Et oui je vous le dis oui je veux vous frustrer oui je suis sadique””—which shows analytical thinking and a desire to deeply understand fiction, even if they procrastinate on sharing it. Their excitement about reading major sci‑fi and classic texts like Dune and La Planète des singes (“j'ai oublié que j'ai acheté les romans Dune et que donc je devais les lire, je suis fichu (j'ai hâte de lire ça je dis pas)” and “Ces vacances jvais retrouver mon roman la planète des singes... jvais le lire aussi vu que jvais découvrir les premiers films ça sera adéquat”) reflects curiosity and intellectual appetite rather than careerist ambition or pure fandom hype. Even in comics, they think in long, completionist lines, hoping Urban’s DC Chronicles line will eventually cover whole eras: “J'espère que la game DC Chronicles d'Urban Comics va bien perdurer et nous sortir tous les comics jusqu'en 2011... Un homme peut rêver...”, which is very much the mindset of someone who wants comprehensive knowledge. While they have flashes of passion and snark that could fit Gryffindor or Slytherin, the consistent throughline is a witty, analytical, media‑obsessed temperament that best aligns with Ravenclaw.

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A well-suited song for @Cycl0psIsRight is “Stronger” by Kanye West, which centers on growth through obsession, struggle, and relentless passion for what you love. Their timeline shows a near-manic enthusiasm for media marathons and fandom, like when they say they’ve done “15 études de personnages et thématiques sur Stone Ocean, Steel Ball Run et Jojolion pour ne jamais les sortir psq j'ai la flemme” and still dive deep into comics and anime. The theme of pushing through fatigue to keep chasing what you enjoy fits tweets such as “cet été, en plus de découvrir bcp de classiques du cinéma… hmmm hâte en vrai” and “Je vais replonger dans le cinéma dès que je suis libre sachez le ça m'a trop trop manqué”. There’s also a self-aware, half-joking intensity about their own ‘power’ and madness in tweets like “Ils veulent tous imiter ma folie en stream mais n'atteignent qu'une fraction de mon pouvoir”, which matches the song’s confident, almost cocky tone. Finally, the way they balance frustration and hype—going from “Libérez moi par pitié j'en peux plus” to explosive joy like “OH LALALA LES GARS JE SUIS HEUREUX”—mirrors the song’s message that all this struggle and obsession ultimately makes them ‘harder, better, faster, stronger’ in their fan journey.

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