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The user's bio describes them as a 'Depresjonizm writer and poet' and a 'fanboy', matching Comic Book Guy's cynical, pop‑culture‑obsessed persona. Their tweet 'ZA WARUDO is objectively the coolest sounding super power in the history of Anime' shows the same kind of niche fandom that Comic Book Guy constantly references. The repetitive, edgy posts like 'EDGEDGEDGEDGEDGEDGED...' and the over‑the‑top reaction in 'Liga legend jest zagrożeniem ... zemdlałem ze śmiechu' reflect his sarcastic, often exasperated tone. The mixture of humor, meme‑culture, and occasional melancholy (e.g., 'eli kurwy niedojeaben') fits the classic Comic Book Guy’s blend of cynicism and hidden creative side.

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Based on the mix of outgoing meme‑sharing and calls for interaction (e.g., “Me and the boys in the car during geography classes” and “Ktoś!!!”), the user appears extraverted. Their focus on abstract, imaginative topics such as anime powers (“ZA WARUDO is objectively the coolest sounding super power in the history of Anime”) and poetic self‑identification (“Depresjonizm writer and poet”) points to an intuitive (N) preference. The frequent emotional language and personal pleas (“ZABIERZ MNIE KTOŚ NA KONCERT CHOPINOWSKI BŁAGAM”) indicate a feeling (F) orientation. The spontaneous, unstructured posting style—random meme strings like “EDGEDGEDGEDGEDGEDGED…”, irregular streaming schedule, and a flood of repetitive phrases—suggests a perceiving (P) approach. Altogether these traits align best with the ENFP (Extraverted Intuitive Feeling Perceiving) personality type.

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Warsaw‑based gaming & meme curator. Once streamed a Jhin montage so intense my cat fled. Bilingual (PL/ENG) streams + quirky musings. 🎮🖋️– @cynicalthomas

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail, named "Jhin's Final Curtain", blends Polish Żubrówka vodka with dark coffee liqueur, a splash of bitter Campari, and a hint of cherry liqueur, creating a dramatic, edgy flavor that mirrors Thomas's love for the theatrical assassin "Master Peak Jhin OTP". The layered drink freezes like a "ZA WARUDO" moment, echoing his tweet "ZA WARUDO is objectively the coolest sounding super power in the history of Anime". A garnish of bison‑grass sprig nods to his Warsaw roots and his plea "ZABIERZ MNIE KTOŚ NA KONCERT CHOPINOWSKI BŁAGAM". The bitter edge and sweet finish capture his "Depresjonizm" poet vibe, while the pop‑culture chaos of "EDGEDGEDGEDGED..." is reflected in the drink's bold bitter notes. It's a drink you sip while streaming, feeling both the darkness and the occasional "XD".

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The user’s focus on knowledge, creative expression, and intellectual interests aligns with Ravenclaw values. Their bio lists them as a "Depresjonizm writer and poet," showing a love for literature and reflective thought. In a tweet they claim "ZA WARUDO is objectively the coolest sounding super power in the history of Anime," a confident, analytical opinion about pop culture typical of Ravenclaw wit. They also post "ZABIERZ MNIE KTOŚ NA KONCERT CHOPINOWSKI BŁAGAM," indicating appreciation for classical music and cultural depth. Finally, references like "ProjectAsheNA be like" and calling themselves a "Master Peak Jhin OTP" reveal an enjoyment of complex strategy games, reflecting Ravenclaw’s curiosity and love of learning.

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The chaotic, genre-bending nature of "Bohemian Rhapsody" mirrors Thomas’s eclectic tweet stream, from "ProjectAsheNA be like [picture] [quoted tweet]" to the meme-filled "ZA WARUDO is objectively the coolest sounding super power in the history of Anime". The song’s dramatic narrative about inner turmoil and artistic obsession echoes his bio as a "Depresjonizm writer and poet" and his love for the theatrical Jhin OTP. Lines like "I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy" resonate with his self‑deprecating humor in tweets such as "Liga legend jest zagrożeniem dla życia, właśnie zobaczyłem taką kurwa akcje przez którą prawie zemdlałem ze śmiechu bez jaj" and his yearning for a performance in "ZABIERZ MNIE KTOŚ NA KONCERT CHOPINOWSKI BŁAGAM". The blend of melancholy and flamboyance in the track captures both his depressive poetic side and his love of absurd, meme‑driven content.

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