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Homer Simpson best matches this user because both are driven by a love of sweets, as shown in tweets like "ca🍰ke🍰🍰... i love cake" which mirrors Homer's iconic obsession with donuts. The user often makes impulsive, attention‑seeking statements such as "Eeeek... I don’t have a boyfriend... if you would just confess to me in a DM" similar to Homer's exaggerated declarations of love. Their cluelessness about technology and social media, evident in "i don’t really use spotify" and "i forgot i had a strawpage", reflects Homer's frequent lack of tech savvy. The user's over‑the‑top excitement for milestones, e.g., "HE’S ALMOST AT 600K SUBSCRIBERS... YAYAYYAY...", parallels Homer's enthusiastic shouts like "Woo‑hoo!". Finally, the random nonsensical bursts like "YETSYEYEGEYEYGRGGRGREGEHE" capture the same absurd, goofy humor that defines Homer's character.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their desire for social interaction is clear in tweets like “It’s almost Christmas and I don’t have a boyfriend… if you would just confess to me in a DM I would be OK with that,” showing extraverted energy. They consistently focus on imaginative, abstract concepts—“Raku,” “abstract nonsense,” and hashtags like #neruke—indicating a strong intuitive (N) preference. Emotional expression dominates many posts, for example “I’m dying of a mysterious disease (called love)” and “I HATE BIZU… KILL HIM,” reflecting a feeling (F) orientation. The timeline is filled with spontaneous, unstructured content such as “im bored,” “just gave birth,” and random meme‑style updates, which aligns with a perceiving (P) lifestyle. Together these traits best match the ENFP personality type.

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13-yr digital artist obsessed with Raku & Neruke. 🎨 Loves cake, vocaloids & abstract nonsense. Once turned a Neru doodle into a real cake! 🎂✨– @cynicism_sleep

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The Raku’s Neon Cake Crush cocktail captures the user’s love for cake and Raku with a vanilla‑vodka base that’s as smooth as a fresh slice of cake, layered with strawberry puree for the pink‑hearted longing in their 'Eeeek… I don’t have a boyfriend' tweet. A splash of blue curaçao adds the chaotic, colorful vibe of their 'abstract nonsense' memes, while a cloud of whipped cream and a sprinkle of edible glitter echo the endless 'neru' and 'cake' obsession seen in tweets like 'I love cake' and 'Raku🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰'. The final garnish of candy sprinkles gives a playful, teen‑ish sparkle, mirroring the whimsical energy of tweets such as 'this is kinda ass but i don’t care 😂✌️'. A tiny dash of bitters nods to the darker side of their posts like 'I HATE BIZU' and 'I’m dying of a mysterious disease (called love)'. The drink is both sweet and a little chaotic, just like their online persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The user constantly seeks status and dominance, as seen in the tweet "HE’S ALMOST AT 600K SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" which shows a fixation on achieving high numbers. Their aggressive desire to eliminate rivals appears in "I HATE BIZU I HATE THAT THING BIZU FOR THE GUILLOTINE 2025 KILL HIM I DONT WANT HIM ALIVE". They also express ambition and a willingness to outshine others, saying "I want to draw more" and "I’m ascending good lord". Their secretive nature is hinted at by "I’m lowkey too scared to share them", reflecting the cunning and self‑preservation typical of Slytherins.

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The tweet 'Eeeek❣️😳💦It’s almost Christmas… and I don’t have a boyfriend… there is someone… if you would just confess…' shows a desperate wish for love during the holidays, which is exactly the sentiment of Mariah Carey's 'All I Want for Christmas Is You'. Their later tweet 'i’m dying of a mysterious disease (called love) and the only way to save me is an abstract nonsense n25 cover… please save me' further emphasizes that love is the central need in their life. The user's frequent use of emojis, dramatic language, and longing for a boyfriend mirrors the song’s over‑the‑top, heartfelt plea for a single love. Additionally, the constant references to 'Raku', 'neruke', and other fandoms reflect a youthful, internet‑centric identity that aligns with the pop‑culture anthem that has become a meme‑worthy holiday staple.

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