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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as a very online, hyper-verbal nerd with strong niche interests, which lines up closely with Lisa Simpson’s brainy, obsessive-fangirl energy. They dive intensely into their hobbies (gacha games, anime, Pokémon, FNAF), talking about things like “80 dias de bendi en el wuwa”, “c1 de nilou asegurada esta semana”, and being "proud de estar en ese 2.8%" in a presumably stats-heavy context, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to track details and achievements. Their posts show an expressive, slightly dramatic but self-aware tone, like “el concepto de jugar gachas ... y no tirar.. es como jugar al lol y solo mirar fijamente el cliente” and the joking frustration in “el concepto de que hayan puesto a IFA DE MIERDA y SETHOS de 4 estrellas no me van a devolver ni media tirada”, similar to Lisa’s passionate rants about things she cares about. The mix of languages (Spanish, English, some Chinese like “我 af as fuck”) and joking about studying, e.g. “el caracter 天 apareciendo por trigésimo novena vez en mis apuntes de chino”, fit Lisa’s studious, multilingual-leaning vibe. Finally, there’s a streak of moral/critical commentary toward games and fandom decisions, like “lo siento pero todo el mundo esta ocupado hablando de las AoD, de la colombina y de aemeath, nadie está preocupándose de la fea rubia de la chispa”, reminiscent of Lisa’s tendency to step back and critique what everyone else is obsessing over.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets are about solo activities (gacha games, anime, studying Chinese) rather than social events, and their social references are mostly 1:1 or small-group (e.g. “lo que decíamos la alba y yo”, “yo mandandole a la alba todos los tiktoks…”), suggesting a preference for close connections over broad socializing. Their interests and commentary lean strongly toward intuition: they constantly extrapolate from concrete things into concepts or comparisons, like equating anime characters and game champs (“me encanta la yumemi yumemite es seraphine”) or turning gacha behavior into a metaphor (“es como jugar al lol y solo mirar fijamente el cliente”). They come off as clearly feeling-oriented: evaluations are emotional and value-based (e.g. “alhaitham porque es un gilipollas #esasi”, “daría la vida de albagina por el pequeño ica”), and their complaints are about how things feel unfair or annoying rather than argued in a structured logical way (“no me van a devolver ni media tirada”). Finally, they seem more perceiving than judging: they react in the moment to banners and events (“tiradas de aglaea son ahora”, “deberia descargarme el fortnite por las nuevas skins?”) and frequently talk about changing layouts or getting pulled into things spontaneously (“me cambié el layout otra vez a aglaea”), which fits a flexible, go-with-the-flow style rather than a rigid planner. Altogether, a quiet but passionate media/gacha enjoyer who talks in metaphors, leads with feelings, and stays adaptable fits INFP best.

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Abril · she/her/她 · part-time gacha analyst, full-time pull saver. Once skipped a banner, immediately binged a whole anime season instead.– @cynosfera

Your signature cocktail
The Yuzu gin is sharp but sunny, like someone who calls a fave a “gilipollas” with love in “alhaitham porque es un gilipollas #esasi” yet spends nights doing archon quests in “a hacer la misión de arconte 6h completamente abducida por hoyoverse”. Lychee liqueur adds sweet, slightly chaotic gacha-brain energy for the one who proudly lives as a “gachaponera profesional” and posts “tiradas de aglaea son ahora”. The matcha salt syrup nods to her Chinese study grind and gamer patience in “el caracter 天 apareciendo por trigésimo novena vez en mis apuntes de chino”, balancing sweetness with a salty, academic edge. Tonic with popping boba captures the bubbly, hyper-online timeline scrolling of “no carga ni la tl.. esta fuckass app” and the constant waiting rooms like “rossi waiting room”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters represents the dramatic, meme-heavy stakes of losing banners in “ser la unica de mi grupo de amigas que ha perdido a ye shunguang” and the spicy gamer takes of “el concepto de jugar gachas que giran completamente entorno a las tiradas y no tirar..”.

Your Hogwarts House
Abril is constantly engaged with systems, mechanics, and optimization in games, which points strongly to Ravenclaw’s analytical side. She talks about being buried in a long Archon quest session in Genshin, showing focus and a willingness to dig into narrative and mechanics in depth: “a hacer la misión de arconte 6h completamente abducida por hoyoverse”. Her interest in Chinese and the repetition of specific characters in her notes shows a genuine engagement with language learning: “el caracter 天 apareciendo por trigésimo novena vez en mis apuntes de chino”. She’s also reflective and meta about systems, comparing playing gacha without pulling to staring at the LoL client without queuing: “el concepto de jugar gachas que giran completamente entorno a las tiradas y no tirar.. es como jugar al lol y solo mirar fijamente el cliente sin entrar en partida”. Even when she complains, it’s often about design responsiveness or optimization, like dialogue buttons: “que los botones de dialogo sean mas responsive porque que me den a elegir 1 o 2 y tener que spamear uno porque no va”. Taken together, this consistent pattern of system-thinking, language study, and meta-commentary is much more characteristic of Ravenclaw than the more gut-driven traits of Gryffindor or Slytherin.

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Lady Gaga’s Poker Face fits them because it’s all about high-stakes games, risk, and keeping your cool while gambling with your luck, which mirrors how much of their life revolves around gacha pulls and strategy. They explicitly describe themselves as a hardcore gacha player, joking about “el concepto de jugar gachas que giran completamente entorno a las tiradas y no tirar.. es como jugar al lol y solo mirar fijamente el cliente”, and constantly talk about saving or spending pulls like it’s a casino. Tweets like “tiradas de aglaea son ahora” and “c1 de nilou asegurada esta semana” show that their emotional highs and lows are tied to chance and probability, just like the song’s gambling metaphors. Their mix of playful drama and a bit of salt—such as “el concepto de que hayan puesto a IFA DE MIERDA y SETHOS de 4 estrellas no me van a devolver ni media tirada”—fits the slightly cheeky, defiant tone of Poker Face. Between their love of flashy characters, dramatic reactions, and living on the edge of pity, the song’s theme of masking emotions while betting big matches their online persona extremely well.

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