Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative worldbuilder: Frequently expands RWBY lore with original ideas, like discussing Grimm parts preservation and Goliath tusks in “I wonder if anyone has ever had ways of preserving Grimm parts...”.
- Empathetic thinker: Shows care about handling sensitive topics respectfully, as in “this is not a trauma i have experienced and i want to approach it with respect...”.
- Analytical fan: Breaks down character psychology and narrative themes, like Ruby’s self-blame and Yang’s response in “I think Ruby would have an ‘if i didnt do this—’ mindset...”.
- Supportive community-member: Boosts and praises other artists and underrated creators, as in “THIS ARTIST IS DISGUSTINGLY UNDERRATED. OOMFS. ATTTACCCKKK”.
- Humorous self-aware: Uses sharp, self-aware humor about fandom and themself, such as “Ok that’s enough. Thanks for tuning in on the Past Midnight Mars Show!” and jokes about their ‘digital footprint’ in “Just realized my digital footprint is lowkirkuenly toast”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-criticism: Talks about deleting their whole presence and calls themself ‘dupid’, like in “Delete dleet deleteee i need. To scrap my entire internet presence...” and “but im….. dupid,”.
- Career anxiety: Expresses fear that personal tweets will ruin industry chances, as in “How will i get a job in the industry if they see me tweeting...”.
- Reach-driven insecurity: Lets engagement fears restrict their art choices, shown in “Making Wolf’s Bane has made me scared to draw RWBY characters how i want to in fear of not getting enough reach...”.
- Distress expression: Frequently uses extreme or violent imagery to express emotional overwhelm, e.g. “One good slam of my head on a table corner…. Will fixx me right up……” and “Its national put ur brain in a wood chipper day.”.
- Deletion impulses: Repeatedly expresses urges to erase their online presence, like “The voices are back and they’re telling me to delete my entire internet presence” and similar deletion wishes elsewhere.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a hyper-verbal, intensely online version of Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, political, self-aware, and very invested in media analysis while still being deeply emotional and occasionally unhinged in how they express it. Like Lisa ranting about systems and ethics, they go off on niche but principled topics, e.g. environmental respect in “Ill judge u based on ur feelings on rock stacking by beaches and rivers btw” and criticism of art/industry norms in “If ur an artist on instagram and tiktok with a super big following and u call animation memes ‘trends’... Im gonna stone you”. They combine serious, empathetic engagement with trauma and representation—see the care in “this is not a trauma i have experienced and i want to approach it with respect and without shying away from the topic”—with wildly dark or absurd humor, like “This was important after I hit a family of 3 going 108 mph in a 25”. Their fixation on RWBY lore and worldbuilding (e.g. “super super smart ppl in different studies make informational essays and infographics about Remnant world building”) parallels Lisa’s obsessive nerdy deep-dives into whatever she loves. Even their recurring anxiety about their digital footprint and career, as in “i need. To scrap my entire internet presence of all humor and personality. How will i get a job in the industry”, feels very Lisa: a gifted, overthinking kid trying to balance sincerity, ethics, and being herself in a world that doesn’t always reward that.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read strongly as an Extravert (E): they constantly engage their audience, dramatize their thoughts, and treat Twitter like a live stage, e.g. “Ok that’s enough. Thanks for tuning in on the Past Midnight Mars Show!” and “I have a lot of thoughts about RWBY i need to get out and all 3.6k of u are coming along for the ride”. Their focus on symbolism, hypotheticals, and big-picture worldbuilding points strongly to Intuition (N), like imagining RWBY culture and ecology in “If i were smart i’d host an educational RWBY Zine… down to culture and astronomy and geography…” and theorizing about Grimm remains in “I wonder if anyone has ever had ways of preserving Grimm parts…”. They lead with emotional values and empathy, very Feeling (F): they worry about treating trauma topics respectfully in “this is not a trauma i have experienced and i want to approach it with respect” and frame characters in terms of kindness and protection, as with Glynda in “Glynda will always always always be a protector of the Beacon girls”. Their timeline shows a chaotic, improvisational, high-impulse style typical of Perceiving (P): they talk about being “dup id” instead of organized in “but im….. dupid,”, forget meds in “Forgot to take my Zoloft for a week straight”, and repeatedly joke about wanting to wipe their digital presence, which suggests low long-term structure (“i need. To scrap my entire internet presence”, “The voices are back and they’re telling me to delete my entire internet presence”). Overall, their energetic public processing, speculative creativity, intense value focus, and messy spontaneity fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d have a monkey sona if shit didn’t suck… what if we compromise and you just draw us as two stressed huntsmen sharing one braincell like that ‘No Braincells friendship’ tweet?
- You’re out here worrying about studios seeing your Roman Torchwick appropriation jokes, meanwhile I’m just trying to get hired as the guy who holds your tablet while you cook up the next unhinged RWBY meta.
- You talk about Ruby’s passive suicidal tendencies and then turn around and pour your whole heart into respectful, careful art about trauma—if anyone’s a silver-eyed spirit haunting my brain, it’s you.
- If Beacon could save Yang from her harmful club life, maybe following you could save me from my harmful habit of not liking every single Wolf’s Bane WIP you drop on the TL.
- You said you need to draw Yang fat, tan, and hairy with top surgery—go ahead, I’ll just be over here as your ethically-sourced, fully-consenting aura farm test subject, cheering on every lineart stroke like it’s the Argus train finale.
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Your new Twitter bio
Cypress · 19 · Black he/she · RWBY-obsessed illustrator & worldbuilding nerd. Once almost launched an academic zine instead of another shitpost.– @Cypress_empress
Your signature cocktail
Strawberry Brainchip Spritz
Strawberry-infused gin nods to their name and icon, the sweet-toned core of a Black #fartist who posts “Self luvvv #rwbywolfsbane #RWBY” (“Self luvvv #rwbywolfsbane #RWBY”). Activated charcoal syrup makes the drink literally darker, a wink at “No i knew from a very young age that i wanted everybody to be black” (“No i knew from a very young age that i wanted everybody to be black”) and their love of heavy themes like SA discussions and Ruby’s martyrdom. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it hyper and effervescent, matching the chaotic, all-caps energy of “Its national put ur brain in a wood chipper day. Everyone out ur brian, in the chipper.” (“Its national put ur brain in a wood chipper day. Everyone out ur brian, in the chipper.”). A dash of coffee liqueur adds a bitter, late-night fandom grind vibe, like staying up to run the “Past Midnight Mars Show” (“Ok that’s enough. Thanks for tuning in on the Past Midnight Mars Show!”) and overanalyzing RWBY lore. Finally, edible glitter and a blackberry garnish evoke the “Black ruby rose irl” aesthetic and their dramatic, self-aware flair about their digital footprint being “lowkirkuenly toast” (“Just realized my digital footprint is lowkirkuenly toast”).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with analysis and meta rather than just vibes, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They frequently dig into RWBY’s worldbuilding and narrative structure, like when they imagine an educational zine with essays on “culture and astronomy and geography” of Remnant in “If i were smart i’d host an educational RWBY Zine where super super smart ppl in different studies make informational essays and infographics about Remnant world building…. Down to culture and astronomy and geography…”. They also obsess over specific lore details and implications, such as Grimm biology and artifact preservation in “I wonder if anyone has ever had ways of preserving Grimm parts to avoid using replicas. We’ve seen Penny sever a Goliath’s tusk, but it didnt disintegrate till the whole Grimm died” and the diegetic consequences of a tusk vanishing in “Imagine buying an authentic Goliath tusk… and the tusk disappears overnight”. Their interest in emotional psychology and character motivation also shows analytical thinking, as in their breakdown of Ruby’s self-blame and Yang’s response in “I think Ruby would have an ‘if i didnt do this— if i didnt do that—‘ mindset about the cat, and Yang steps in like ‘dude nothing u did or didnt do warranted the cat CHOOSING to do what they did to you’”. Even their jokes are layered with meta commentary and literary parallels, like comparing Penny’s story to rescuing an AI in “Penny’a lore is literally the ‘rescuing woke Grok from Elon’s goon crypt’ tweet” or reading Alyx and Lewis through a tragic, thematic lens in “Alyx and Lewis make me so emotional dude… Her kindness got her killed and Lewis erased his own existence to preserve hers”. While they have Gryffindor impulsivity and Slytherin self-preservation jokes about deleting their digital footprint, the dominant throughline is wit, curiosity, and a compulsive need to dissect media, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A fitting song for Cypress is “Teen Idle” by MARINA, which blends dark humor, self-deprecation, and intense feelings about growing up—very similar to their online persona. They frequently mix morbid jokes with sincerity, like “When i have a bad day i remember Penny couldve been anyone and she chose to be a kind girl. This was important after I hit a family of 3 going 108 mph in a 25” and “Its national put ur brain in a wood chipper day. Everyone out ur brian, in the chipper.”, mirroring the song’s glamorization of self-destruction. Their tweets about wanting to erase their digital footprint, like “Delete dleet deleteee i need. To scrap my entire internet presence of all humor and personality.” and “The voices are back and they’re telling me to delete my entire internet presence”, echo the song’s themes of regret and wanting to rewrite one’s youth. At the same time, they’re deeply self-aware and emotionally intense about their fandoms and identity, seen in “Making Wolf’s Bane has made me scared to draw RWBY characters how i want to… I need to draw Yang fat tan and hairy with top surgery.” and “Normalize giving ur favs ur problems”, which matches the song’s tension between vulnerability and performance. Overall, Teen Idle captures their blend of messy, theatrical feelings, black humor, and serious reflection on self-worth and growing up.
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