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Your Simpsons character
Their posting style is irreverent, chaotic, and full of over-the-top threats and jokes, which is very Bart-coded. They casually say things like “semoga elon musk MATI besok amin” and “i'm gonna fucking kill myself” in a way that reads more like dark, dramatic exaggeration than genuine menace, similar to Bart’s habit of going way too far for a laugh. They are deeply into games and min-maxing, ranting about builds and artifacts like “FUCK I'M FUCKING DONE WITH ARTIFACTS leylines only, starting tomorrow, until sandrone set comes out” and “i've always wondered if 160% cdmg or 25% final dmg is better here”, which mirrors Bart’s obsessive focus on his own hobbies. Their timeline mixes shitposting and genuine frustration, e.g. “honkai star rail is trying so hard to stop being a video game” and “bro are they even trying to sell aglaea lmao she feels like dogshit”, much like Bart constantly clowning on authority while still caring about what’s going on. Even when they’re complaining about sleep or school, like “chugging caffeine from my chud little tumbler at 6 am after 4 hours of sleep”, it has that chaotic-teen energy that fits Bart more than any other main Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: their life revolves around solo, screen-based hobbies (grinding Genshin/HSR, PC plans, VNs) and online banter rather than in-person social events, e.g. obsessing over account history and banner planning in “active from klee release to itto release so that's 20/10/2020 to 14/12/2021… so that's 1200+ days give or take or 2 hours per day” and “i WILL buy a gaming pc before snezhnaya releases”. Their thinking style is clearly intuitive: they constantly speculate and theorize, like in “i'm ngl chat i don't think heavenly principles is gonna be a kevin expy, or even male at all especially if that AI theory is true…” and meta musings such as “wonder if we'll ever get an arabic vocal song in genshin since we've got two new teyvat music language additions in 6.3…”. They lean strongly thinking over feeling: they default to blunt, critical, sometimes cutting evaluations like “bro are they even trying to sell aglaea lmao she feels like dogshit” and systemic takes such as “I don’t think hoyoverse ‘hates’ brown people but they 100% see them as inherently lesser”, showing analysis and categorization even in moral topics. On the J–P axis, their behavior is flexible, reactive, and optimization-focused rather than structured, e.g. reworking pulls and builds on the fly in “ngl this convinced me to not pull escoffier next patch just to clear automaton fearless… so why bother pulling a whole unit that i will only use once for it?” and rants about RNG & artifacts like “FUCK I'M FUCKING DONE WITH ARTIFACTS leylines only, starting tomorrow, until sandrone set comes out”. This mix of introverted, hyper-analytical game/theory focus, abstract speculation, and loose but obsessive min-maxing fits INTP best among MBTI types.

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18 • any prns • once tracked Genshin playtime like a KPI and still forgot to farm artifacts • mostly Hoyoverse takes, occasional econ + sleep deprivation– @cyrnca

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This cocktail starts with high-proof white rum for their unhinged, late-night gamer energy and occasional death-spiral posts like “i'm gonna fucking kill myself” and “chugging caffeine from my chud little tumbler at 6 am after 4 hours of sleep”. Lychee liqueur brings a delicate, floral sweetness that nods to their bio, “The white magnolia remains in place, while the quince flower flies off to the unknown,” and their softer moments like “goodnight groomfies♥️♥️”. Blue curaçao gives it a bright, gacha-banner sky color that mirrors their obsessive pull planning and meta talk in posts like “rest of 6.x pull plans: 6.5 lauma... 6.7 sandrone (+ r1 if worth)” and “gonna pull in 1 week if i lose that e1 archer 50/50 just fucking shoot me man”. Calamansi or lime juice adds a sharp, acidic hit for their salty, brutally honest takes like “bro are they even trying to sell aglaea lmao she feels like dogshit” and “honkai star rail is trying so hard to stop being a video game”. Finally, spicy ginger soda tops it off with a fizzy burn that captures their chaotic humor and caps-lock meltdowns such as “LEVEL 58???” and “ARE WE DEADASS”, making the drink strong, sweet-sour, and just a bit dangerous—exactly like scrolling their timeline.

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Their timeline shows a strong analytical and systems-thinking bent more than anything else. They repeatedly break things down with numbers and timeframes, like tracking exact play periods and estimating total hours in Genshin: “active from klee release to itto release so that's 20/10/2020 to 14/12/2021… so that's 1200+ days give or take or 2 hours per day”, and comparing buff values in detail: “i've always wondered if 160% cdmg or 25% final dmg is better here”. They show meta-analysis and curiosity about game design and balance, e.g. “current most replaceable slots in meta teams mavuika/citlali/bennett/iansan: surprisingly, bennett…” and “i really hope they don't ban more characters, current state of the pvp is quite good (assuming c0 vs c0)”. There’s also a speculative, theorycrafting mindset about lore and future content: “i'm ngl chat i don't think heavenly principles is gonna be a kevin expy, or even male at all… especially if that AI theory is true” and forward-planning pulls with clear, rational criteria: “rest of 6.x pull plans: 6.5 lauma… 6.6 nicole… 6.7 sandrone (+ r1 if worth)”. While they can be emotional or abrasive, the consistent throughline is quick wit, critical commentary, and intellectual engagement with systems and narratives rather than pure ambition (Slytherin) or loyalty/softness (Hufflepuff), making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A dramatic, self-aware anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them because they balance humor, despair, and obsession with their hobbies in a very theatrical way. They swing from over-the-top frustration, like “FUCK I'M FUCKING DONE WITH ARTIFACTS leylines only, starting tomorrow, until sandrone set comes out”, to outright despair in gaming and life, as in “i'm gonna fucking kill myself”. At the same time, they show a long-term, almost epic relationship with games, tracking years of play like a saga in “active from klee release to itto release... so that's 1200+ days give or take or 2 hours per day”. Their flair for melodrama, dark humor, and endurance through burnout, seen in posts like “honestly i kinda believe varka is standard and lohen is sandrone's essentially dogshit without support now” and “war is over and i lost”, matches the song’s journey from hopelessness to defiant persistence. The mixture of emotional intensity, irony, and perseverance in their timeline mirrors the grand, bittersweet feel of this track.

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