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Your Simpsons character
Nela shares Lisa’s core identity as a highly principled, socially conscious activist who often feels alienated from her peers. Like Lisa’s passion for jazz or specific causes, Nela is deeply devoted to the technical world of transit, specifically “tramspotting” and public infrastructure. Her tweets reflect a strong progressive political stance, evidenced by her support for leaders like “Zandberg” and her “socprog” values. Furthermore, Nela mirrors Lisa's occasional bouts of existential melancholy and self-criticism, frequently posting about feeling like the “worst fucking person alive”. Ultimately, both the Simpsons character and this user are defined by a mix of intellectual intensity, a love for niche hobbies, and a feeling of being an outsider in their local community.

Your MBTI personality Type
Nela demonstrates Introversion (I) through a deep focus on internal emotional states and solitary hobbies like tramspotting, often feeling “unlovable” despite having online connections. Her Intuition (N) is visible in her abstract connection to identity and political ideals, such as thanking politicians for “satisfying the autism of many people” through symbolic gestures. As a Feeling (F) type, her tweets are intensely emotional and values-driven, ranging from “i really love my wife” to severe self-criticism during low moments. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous lifestyle and lack of rigid structure, evidenced by her “binging” after fasting and her impulsive decision to “diy” her medical transition.

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Łódź-based transit enthusiast and future tram driver. From restoring vintage cars to advocating for urban mobility, I’m always on the right track.– @czarnekakao

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a high-voltage, experimental mix that captures Nela’s chaotic energy as a self-described “16, transfem, tramspotting” enthusiast from Łódź. The vodka base is a nod to her claim that “if drinking vodka was an Olympic sport I'd be banned cause im tramsgendr”, while the coffee reflects her frequent moods where she feels she needs “a coffee and to die”. The drink is bold and slightly bitter, mirroring her frustration with local transit like her “#FuckPesaSwing” rants, yet it has a sparkling finish because even when things are “kiepsko,” the “łódzki eMPeK” remains in her heart.

Your Hogwarts House
@czarnekakao exhibits a classic Gryffindor blend of raw emotional impulsivity and a fierce, vocal commitment to their beliefs. They display characteristic bravery and a lack of filter when publicly detailing their struggles, such as declaring “ima get clicker trained :33” or openly criticizing authority with “Fuck Zarząd Dróg i Transportu”. Their house placement is cemented by their willingness to stand up for social causes, seen when they thank politicians because “autyzm wielu ludzi zostanie zaspokojony” through their activism. This tendency to act on feeling and fight for their identity—even when it leads to volatile venting—reflects the daring and nerve of a true Gryffindor.

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This song perfectly mirrors Nela’s chaotic mix of adolescent angst, substance use, and intense self-loathing. The lyrics grapple with the fear of existence and a desire for destruction, echoing her sentiment that “killing myself is not enough i need my body shredded and thrown around national parks”. Her frequent mentions of alcohol and nicotine, such as being “drunk kms” or using the “most powerful legal snus in poland”, align with the track's themes of reckless coping mechanisms. Despite the heavy subject matter, there is an underlying current of hyper-active energy that matches her enthusiastic obsession with tramspotting and her claim that “łódzki eMPeK w moim sercu”. Ultimately, the song captures the volatile experience of being “16, transfem” and navigating extreme emotional highs and lows in an urban landscape.

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