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Like Lisa, nika is a highly dedicated fan with a deep appreciation for music and the arts, specifically rock icons like Axl Rose. She demonstrates an academic side, mentioning her “academically challenging major” and a perfectionist streak that mirrors Lisa's own high standards, noting “i wish i wasn’t such a fucking perfectionist”. Her tweets often reflect a mix of teenage-like idol worship and a more mature, socially conscious worldview, as seen when she defends an artist's privacy, stating that personal journal pages “should NEVER be made public”. Additionally, her intense emotional investment in her passions, such as when she says “i’m going insane because of this tour”, aligns with Lisa’s frequent bouts of existential dread and obsessive enthusiasm.

Your MBTI personality Type
Nika exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on internal emotional states and a preference for digital interaction over physical presence, noting she is “too fucking ugly and annoying for a relationship”. Her Intuition (N) is visible in her 'delusional' fan theories and the way she connects music to her personal life, such as how “locomotive (complicity) is literally word by word my ex situationship”. As a Feeling (F) type, her tweets are intensely emotional and values-driven, frequently stating things like “I LOVE HIM SO MUCH” and prioritizing the authenticity of artists. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is shown through her self-described lack of organization and spontaneous outbursts of 'yapping,' often feeling overwhelmed by the structure of her “academically challenging major”.

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Rock music historian in the making. 21. Polish-English. Navigating a challenging major by day and tracking GN’R world tours by night. Once almost lost it to an energy drink.– @d0ntcryxxx

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Nika’s 'academically challenging' life as a dedicated Polish Guns N' Roses superfan. The energy drink reflects her chaotic student lifestyle where she “nearly choked myself to d3ath on my energy drink,” while the smoked cinnamon represents her obsession with rock icons and the urge to “go back to my origins and get ginger???????” The silver glitter honors the “most cunty diva award” she bestows upon Axl Rose, and the overall strong, bittersweet profile matches the emotional roller coaster of being “so stressed all the time” while waiting for tour dates. It’s a bold, sparkly concoction perfect for someone who is “SEEING GNR OH MY GOD GUYS.”

Your Hogwarts House
Nika embodies the classic Gryffindor trait of wearing her heart on her sleeve, often displaying an impulsive and fiery emotional intensity. She exhibits the house's characteristic boldness and lack of filter, openly sharing her vulnerabilities by stating, “i’m too fucking ugly and annoying for a relationship” or admitting to being “a lil drumk”. Her fierce loyalty to her 'idols' is coupled with a defiant, protective streak, seen when she stands up for Axl Rose's privacy, arguing that certain personal journal entries “should NEVER be made public”. Finally, her high-energy reactions to GNR news, such as shouting “I’M SEEING GNR OH MY GOD GUYS”, reflect the passionate, 'go-big-or-go-home' spirit central to Gryffindor.

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As someone who identifies as “generally just obsessed with rock music, mostly GN’R,” Nika lives and breathes the high-energy world of her favorite band. Her timeline is a chaotic, passionate tribute to Axl Rose, ranging from deep affection where she claims “this guy right here became a very important part of my life and inspires me to keep going every day,” to the frantic excitement of tour announcements. This iconic anthem mirrors her intense fandom experience, especially during the stress of ticket sales when she admits, “i’m going insane because of this tour, lord have mercy.” Ultimately, the song’s raw rock energy and 'jungle' of emotions perfectly match her life as a dedicated fan who is “SEEING GNR OH MY GOD GUYS.”

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