Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Openly expresses love and appreciation for their boyfriend, e.g. “2nd v day w my fav boy ♡” and “My bf is cute he needs a fourth wall so only i could look athim”.
- Hardworking student: Shows effort and responsibility with schoolwork, like “speedrunning 7 assignments while studying for an exam am I the goat or what” and stressing over physics and exams.
- Creative fandom-fan: Invested in creative interests (yaoi, BSD, Genshin, BL lists), e.g. making a BL list for Valentine’s “im making a bl list to read with my bf on val day” and organising themed Discord servers “ivan themed server”.
- Community oriented: Actively seeks connection with moots and specific communities (#genshintwt, #yaoitwt, #edtwt), e.g. promotwt posts “♡ or ↺ to Be moots” and “Favoomfs i hope im ur favoomf”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses humor to cope and reflect on themselves, like “I cant stop talking like a straight man what do i do” and joking about addiction to yaoi “Im so yaoipilled i cant”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered eating: Strong engagement with edtwt and intense weight talk, e.g. “Yall wanna eat my oatmeal..?🩷 #edtwt”, frequent new-weight posts, fasting until feeling weak “I feel so physically weak and dizzy cuz i didnt eat anything for suhoor”.
- Self-destructive bodyimage: Open desire for harm related to weight, like “I need to get bullied for being fat bro why is no one bullying me anymore I lost all motivation” and intense guilt over eating “I ATE TEN BUNS MY MOM MADE IM KMS”.
- Sexual compulsivity: Repeated distress about masturbation and porn use, e.g. “When ur addiction gets so bad u cant read simple smut without jerking off u know ur cooked and need some rehab” and “masturbation is worse than drugs”.
- Emotional volatility: Frequent extreme reactions (caps, threats, “kms”), e.g. “I wanna kms so bad this is pmo” and vengeful anger “ill kill her ill kill her ill forever hate her” over character criticism.
- Harsh self-criticism: Very unforgiving toward themself, e.g. calling past self “extreme masochist” used for sexual gratification “Why did i use them to get off back then” and feeling they must be punished to stay motivated about weight and behavior.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, funny, self-deprecating, and constantly toeing the line between angst and joking around. Like Bart, they’re impulsive and dramatic about school and life, saying things like “IM SLEEPY I DONT WANNA STUDY” and “speedrunning 7 assignments while studying for an exam am I the goat or what”. Their sense of humor is unfiltered and a little unhinged in a very Bart way, with posts like “I need to jerkoff so bad rn but ive got physics to study. Can newton js crack me or smh” and “The essence of love is getting ignored and ghosted it makes me wanna puke and jerkoff at the same time”. They’re also rebellious and self-destructive about their body and habits, for example “I need to get bullied for being fat bro why is no one bullying me anymore I lost all motivation” and “Yall wanna eat my oatmeal..?🩷 #edtwt”, which fits Bart’s tendency to mask deeper issues with jokes and stunts. At the same time, their loud affection for their boyfriend, like “2nd v day w my fav boy ♡” and “I LOVE MY BF I LOVE HIM I LOECESGUEHE LOVE !!!..!!!?.??!’!!!!!”, echoes Bart’s secretly soft, loyal side beneath all the chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with oomfs, moots, and promotwt, openly sharing personal life, from their boyfriend to school and fasting struggles, and even asking things like “Who wants me to turn their notfies on” and posting #promotwt self-intros like “♡ or ↺ to Be moots”. Their interests and language show strong Intuition: they hyperfixate on fandoms, ships, and abstract relational dynamics (e.g. “The essence of love is getting ignored and ghosted it makes me wanna puke and jerkoff at the same time”) rather than concrete, sensory details. They come off as primarily Feeling: they center emotions and relationships, expressing intense reactions about characters, their bf, and moral judgments like being furious at a classmate for calling Dottore a pedophile (“ill forever hate her”), rather than constructing detached logical arguments. Finally, they lean Perceiving: they show procrastination and flexible, last-minute behavior (“speedrunning 7 assignments while studying for an exam am I the goat or what”; “Alr ill give myself 30 min to memorise all the qs and go to sleep fr”), and their timeline is spontaneous, emotional, and unstructured rather than planned and orderly. Putting this together, ENFP best matches their highly expressive, fandom-driven, emotionally intense, and spontaneous online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you made a Genshin account for your boyfriend so he can never escape you — if I start a new account too, do I get lifetime imprisonment in your co‑op world or is that a DLC?
- You keep saying you hate Dazai but he’s still your third fave… if you hate me like that too, I’ll gladly stand next to Dottore on your tier list and let you rant about me every day.
- You’re out here tracking every 400g and fasting till you’re dizzy — if I tell you that you’re already my ideal type, will that ruin your motivation or can I be your new reason to stay healthy for Ramadan?
- You’re 2nd V‑day in with your fave boy and still making BL reading lists for him… if love is you forcing me to read yaoi and calling every tan x light‑skin ship ‘us’, I’d like to submit my boyfriend application early.
- You made oatmeal for edtwt, survived ten of your mom’s buns, and still call yourself fat — how about next time you post your ‘new weight’, you measure it in ‘number of times I’ve thought about how cute and unhinged you are’ instead?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Nathan | 17 | he/him | Genshin & BL enthusiast who fasts, studies, and overthinks pull counts. Once ate 10 buns in a night and still checked the scale.– @d1twinkie3
Your signature cocktail
Scarattore Sweet Fast
This cocktail is a wired, sleep-deprived love letter to Nath’s timeline: a sharp pomegranate vodka shot for the intense, slightly unhinged yaoi/character brainrot like “I NEED TO SEE SHURAKA BOTTOM I CANT THIS IS UNFAIR #BOTTOMSHURAKA” and “Say u want w a male character instead of a female character and u will get executed”. An espresso splash captures their exam-fueled, sleep-hating grind in posts like “speedrunning 7 assignments while studying for an exam am I the goat or what” and “IM SLEEPY I DONT WANNA STUDY”. Lychee soda makes it bright and bubbly, matching their affectionate chaos about their boyfriend in “2nd v day w my fav boy ♡” and “My bf is cute he needs a fourth wall so only i could look athim”. A soft rosewater syrup thread runs through it as a nod to their faith and fasting posts like “Ramadan is js a few days away” and “Im fasting and i feel so physically weak and dizzy cuz i didnt eat anything for suhoor”, adding sweetness over struggle. Finally, the lime zest & chili sugar rim brings the spicy, self-deprecating edtwt edge of “Yall wanna eat my oatmeal..?🩷 #edtwt” and the dramatic body-image posts like “I need to get bullied for being fat bro why is no one bullying me anymore I lost all motivation”, making the drink sting a little even as it tastes addictive.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Nathan shows a strongly Slytherin blend of ambition, self-discipline, and sharp, sometimes ruthless intensity. Their fixation on weight loss and fasting is framed in highly goal‑driven terms, like needing to lose weight before Ramadan and being angry at themself for slipping, e.g. “I gotta lose at least 2kgs before ramadan im gonna choke” and “Bs i used to fast 60h no pressure tsk tsk”. They openly embrace dark, provocative humor and aggressive reactions, such as “Im still mad at my classmate for saying dottore is a pedo ill kill her ill kill her ill forever hate her” and “I need him to die”, which fits Slytherin’s reputation for intensity and vengefulness more than any other house. There is also a strategic, possessive streak—both in relationships and fandom—shown in “I made a genshin account for my bf he can never escape me” and the way they defend disliked characters like Dottore against criticism in “My classmate called dottore a pedophile ... im cryin”. While they clearly care about their boyfriend and oomfs, the dominant throughline is ambition, self‑preservation, and a willingness to lean into darkness instead of avoiding it, which is quintessentially Slytherin rather than Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures chaotic, emotional, self-deprecating teenage energy that shows up all over their timeline. They joke about wanting to be bullied for motivation (“I need to get bullied for being fat bro why is no one bullying me anymore I lost all motivation”) and struggle with appearance and weight (“New weight😭 imcryin”, “OMGOMGGG 400g for a new weight im foaming”), which mirrors the song’s angst about growing up under pressure and scrutiny. Their mix of dark humor and genuine distress (“Iwanna kms so bad this is pmo”, “masturbation is worse than drugs”) fits the track’s sarcastic, rebellious tone. At the same time, they’re loud about love and obsession (“I LOVE MY BF I LOVE HIM I LOECESGUEHE LOVE !!!..!!!?.??!’!!!!!”, “2nd v day w my fav boy ♡”), which suits the emotionally over-the-top, dramatic style of the band. Their identity struggles and frustration with their body (“Being afab trans guy with big boobs is the worst experience ever like iwanna cut them off so bad”) also resonate with the song’s theme of not fitting in and resenting how the world treats you.
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