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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant expressions of self‑despair, hostility, and a desire to hide mirror Moe Szyslak’s perpetual gloom and anger in The Simpsons. The tweet 'Currently trying to hide from everyone. I do not want attention, I do not want to be bothered' reflects Moe’s tendency to retreat to his bar and avoid the world. Their repeated hateful outbursts such as 'I hate this woman' and 'I just ruined a relationship because I can' echo Moe’s angry tirades toward customers and his own self‑destructive impulses, including the suicidal reference 'Mom found the suicide date'. Yet the occasional plea for help, 'I love you @itadoridapimp ... SOMEONE SAVE ME', shows the same vulnerable side that Moe occasionally reveals when he confides about his loneliness. The user’s self‑identification as 'I'm not a hero, I'm a Jujutsu sorcerer' parallels Moe’s resigned view of himself as a disgraced, non‑heroic bartender stuck in a bleak existence.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted tendencies, preferring solitude and stating "Currently trying to hide from everyone. I do not want attention, I do not want to be bothered." (tweet). Their focus on abstract, imaginative role‑play and future speculation, such as "I'm not a hero, I'm a Jujutsu sorcerer" and "When there are no such things as curses anymore, I think I would be a miserable medical student." (tweets), indicates intuition. Their emotional, value‑driven language—e.g., "I hate this woman" and "I love you @itadoridapimp and @Pretty_Nobara" (tweets)—points to feeling. Finally, their spontaneous, unstructured posting style, illustrated by impulsive statements like "I just ruined a relationship because I can." (tweet), reflects a perceiving preference.

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2nd-year Jujutsu Tech student in Tokyo, anime & roleplay fan. Accidentally summoned a shadow during ramen order. JJK fan, meme sharer.– @d1v1ne_d0g

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The dark black vodka mirrors the user's shadowy persona and the repeated tagline 'I'm not a hero, I'm a Jujutsu sorcerer.' The sharp bite of yuzu juice captures the biting sarcasm of tweets like 'I hate you so damn much.' A splash of cherry liqueur adds a fleeting sweetness that reflects moments of affection such as 'I love you @itadoridapimp and @Pretty_Nobara, it was fun knowing you guys.' Coffee liqueur nods to the sleepless, caffeine-fueled lifestyle hinted at by 'Finally cleaned my corner where I dumped all my energy drink cans' and the mention of sleeping pills. Finally, a chili-infused simple syrup brings a spicy heat echoing the violent, aggressive posts like '#KillJunpei' and '2 MONTH SUSPENSION FOR HAKARI, THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING GET.'

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong ambition and a desire for power, repeatedly declaring "I'm not a 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬, I'm a ᴊᴜᴊᴜᴛꜱᴜ ꜱᴏʀᴄᴇʀᴇʀ" and noting they are a "10 shadows user," which aligns with Slytherin's drive for greatness. Their tweets reveal a ruthless, manipulative streak, as in "I just ruined a relationship because I can." They also prioritize self‑preservation, saying "Currently trying to hide from everyone. I do not want attention, I do not want to be bothered." Aggressive, vengeful language such as "2 MONTH SUSPENSION FOR HAKARI, THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING GET" underscores a cunning, self‑interested nature. These patterns of ambition, cunning, and self‑interest point to Slytherin as the best fit.

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The user repeatedly declares they’re not a hero but a Jujutsu sorcerer (“I'm not a hero, I'm a ᴊᴜᴊᴜᴛꜱᴜ ꜱᴏʀᴄᴇʀ”), expresses violent and antagonistic feelings (“I will kill you if you die again,” “I just ruined a relationship because I can”), and shows a desire to hide in darkness (“Currently trying to hide from everyone,” “10 shadows user”). These lines echo the defiant, mischievous tone of Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy,” where the narrator proudly embraces being the “bad guy” and revels in subverting expectations. The song’s chorus (“I’m the bad guy, duh”) captures the user’s self‑identification as a villainous figure, while verses about not being a hero and enjoying the shadows mirror the user’s repeated statements. Thus, “Bad Guy” by Billie Eilish best matches the persona conveyed by the tweets.

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