Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Fearless: Posts extremist content despite bans, e.g., 'banned but not deterred' and continues with violent jokes.
- Observant: Tracks aircraft via FR24 and notes transponder changes, e.g., '2 Growlers and 1 Super Hornet confirmed' and 'F/A‑18 swapped its transponder off'.
- Satirical: Self‑identifies as a political satirist and uses sarcasm, e.g., 'The DHS twitter account is unironically gem posting'.
- Persistent: Keeps tweeting after bans, saying 'Twitter loves to ban me, but good thing I know how to find my handful of people again'.
- Humorous: Injects dark humor and memes, e.g., 'My tactic would be to bumrush the room fully naked' and 'rad lib' references.
Weaknesses:
- Hate speech: Uses slurs and hateful statements toward groups, such as calling people 'cryptobro and latent homosexual'.
- Violent rhetoric: Advocates mass disappearance and personal violence, e.g., 'genetically snuffed out' and celebrating killing without jail time.
- Conspiracy focus: Spreads conspiratorial narratives about global powers, e.g., 'war between Europeans and the multiracial horde'.
- Misinformation: Makes false claims about cannabis addiction and immigration statistics, e.g., 'There is no such thing as a chemical addiction to cannabis'.
- Insensitivity: Mocks tragedies and victims, for example 'Your daughter died a worse death than Rosa Luxemburg'.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user constantly flouts social norms and enjoys provoking outrage, much like Bart's habit of causing trouble for the sake of mischief. In one tweet they say, 'My tactic would be to bumrush the room fully naked to surprise the shooter,' a ridiculous, prank‑like idea that mirrors Bart's over‑the‑top stunts. They also brag, 'banned but not deterred,' showing a willingness to keep posting despite being punished, just as Bart keeps pulling pranks even after being sent to detention. This combination of rebelliousness, love of chaos, and disregard for authority makes Bart Simpson the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user shows strong extraversion by openly confronting groups and inviting reaction, e.g., 'No they need to worry about social credit... Have fun storming Taiwan, I look forward to looting your residence.' and 'Twitter loves to ban me, but good thing I know how to find my handful of people again.' Their thinking is highly intuitive, focusing on abstract patterns and future speculation such as 'Pro Russian accounts are based in India, Nigeria, Bangladesh, etc. ... What did God mean by this revelation?' and noting timelines like 'The year is 2025, almost 2026.' Decision‑making leans toward logical analysis rather than personal values, as seen in 'When you omit breaking into the country as being a crime, it may appear as so. Willful ignorance, is it incompetence or malice?' and 'There is no such thing as a chemical addiction to cannabis or "Medical marijuana", you are a big pharma shill.' Finally, the style is spontaneous and adaptable, with on‑the‑fly updates like 'I hope this is just a late night sperg out nothingburger that I delete in the morning.' and the impulsive declaration 'If fate has it that I will die, then it will be so, naked and swaggardly.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Is your heart an aircraft that turned its transponder off? Because I’m trying to track it through the clouds of your tweets.
- You may be a professional bullshitter, but I promise my love for you is as genuine as a top‑0.01% metal track on Spotify.
- I’m an OSINT noob, but I’ve already mapped the coordinates of the best place to grab a drink with a political satirist like you.
- If we were a fighter jet squadron, you’d be the F/A‑18 that always leads the formation—mind if I join your flight and make our own airshow?
- You’ve been banned but not deterred, and that’s exactly the kind of unstoppable spirit I’d love to be the co‑pilot of.
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Your new Twitter bio
Geopolitics nerd, OSINT hobbyist, political satire writer. Coffee-fueled rants & once mistook a flock of geese for a drone.– @d2_felon
Your signature cocktail
The Social Credit Smash
The Social Credit Smash is a volatile mix that mirrors d2_felon’s chaotic, confrontational online persona. The overproof bourbon brings the raw, unfiltered aggression found in tweets like 'No they need to worry about social credit, an awful employment culture, and the government throwing them in a camp/beating them until they're vegetables.' Campari adds a bitter edge reflecting their cynical view on politics, echoed in 'There are no truly masculine figures on the American conservative right. It's all grifters and milquetoast edgyboys.' A shot of cold brew espresso and a dash of Tabasco give the drink a dark, fiery jolt that captures their random retard self‑proclaimed confidence and the sperg out false alarm vibe. Finally, a splash of tonic and a garnish of a tiny plastic airplane nod to their obsession with tracking aircraft, as seen in '2 Growlers and 1 Super Hornet confirmed on FR24.'
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user exhibits a strong desire for power and control, as shown by tweets like "I am in favor of restricting free speech, actually. This should be banned entirely." (Slytherin trait: ambition, desire for control). Their self‑promotion and willingness to bypass rules—evident in the bio "banned but not deterred" and statements like "Twitter loves to ban me, but good thing I know how to find my handful of people again"—reflects the cunning and resourcefulness prized by Slytherin. They display a strategic, conspiratorial mindset, analyzing propaganda origins ("Pro Russian accounts are based in India, Nigeria, Bangladesh…") and boasting about being right ("Once again, me, the random retard, was right all along"). The aggressive, ruthless language about eliminating people ("A lot of people need to disappear… I estimate probably 1 in 10 people need to just go away, genetically snuffed out") aligns with Slytherin's willingness to use any means to achieve goals. While they occasionally show boldness, the overall pattern of ambition, manipulation, and a lack of moral restraint best matches Slytherin rather than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
The user describes themselves as "banned but not deterred." echoing Joan Jett’s refrain "I don’t give a damn ‘cause I got a bad reputation." Their tweets repeatedly flaunt a notorious image, such as "I am quite happy that I wont see jailtime for killing these guys in my state." and "The National Guard are the modern day gestapo! Trump and MAGA are Nazis!" which align with the song’s unapologetic defiance. They also boast of being a "political satirist, philosopher (professional bullshitter)" which matches the rebellious pride of "Bad Reputation." The line "There are no truly masculine figures on the American conservative right. It’s all grifters and milquetoast edgyboys." further shows they relish a controversial, bad‑reputation persona. Overall, the track’s aggressive, self‑confident tone captures the user’s hateful, confrontational, and defiant online presence.
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