
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Eli aligns with the depressive and existential side of Lisa Simpson, particularly in her 'goth' or 'sad girl' phases. Much like Lisa's periodic feelings of isolation, Eli expresses deep melancholy, tweeting “Nobody really cares” and “I meant nothing to them”. They share a specific alternative aesthetic and musical taste, reminiscent of Lisa’s love for jazz and counterculture, as seen when Eli says “I 🖤 Siouxsie And The Banshees”. Finally, Eli’s intelligence and self-awareness regarding their mental health struggles and social environment mirror Lisa's often-pessimistic outlook on the world, captured in the tweet “get better or get worse”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Eli demonstrates a strong Introverted (I) and Intuitive (N) nature, frequently expressing feelings of isolation and abstract, dark musings such as “most likely to haunt you” and “What if I never step outside again”. Their tweets are heavily rooted in the Feeling (F) dimension, prioritizing internal emotional states and vulnerability, as seen when they confess, “I relapsed and I feel so guilty hiding it”. The Perceiving (P) trait is evident through a spontaneous and somewhat chaotic lifestyle, illustrated by unconventional choices like “drinking tequila for breakfast” or acting on sudden whims because they “got a bit silly”. Overall, their online presence reflects the 'Healer' or 'Mediator' archetype, characterized by deep personal values, aesthetic sensitivity, and a struggle with the harshness of reality.

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Digital strategist and culture enthusiast with a passion for post-punk music. Exploring the intersection of community engagement and online discourse. 🦇– @d3adc0rpses

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Eli’s 'r0tting' aesthetic and dark humor, mixing a chaotic breakfast energy with a gothic soul. The base of Tequila and Strawberries is pulled directly from their morning routine: “Eating strawberries and drinking tequila for breakfast 💋”. It is served strong and bitter to match a mood of self-disgust, as seen when they tweet, “Lowkey disgust myself x”. A float of Cherry Cola adds a divisive edge for someone who claims “Cherry cola just isn't that good”, while the garnish pays homage to their favorite vice: “Marlboro reds 🤤🤤”. Altogether, it's a drink for someone “most likely to haunt you” and definitely for those who aren't planning to “step outside again”.

Your Hogwarts House
Eli demonstrates a strong leaning toward the self-preservation and dark aesthetic often associated with Slytherin, specifically through an intense focus on personal image and internal struggles. Their ambition is turned inward, fixated on rigid self-control and past physical ideals, as seen when they lament, “I want to be 38kg again why'd I gain sm in 2022”. They exhibit the house's characteristic cynicism and bluntness, stating “Nobody really cares” and “You deserved it hoe”, showing a lack of the typical Hufflepuff or Gryffindor warmth. Eli’s resourcefulness is channeled into maintaining a specific 'r0tting' persona, and they prioritize their own emotional state over social harmony, frequently posting unfiltered, raw thoughts like “fuck everything”. This combination of self-focused determination and a sharp, exclusionary edge aligns them firmly with the Serpent's house.

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This song perfectly captures Eli's struggle with mental health and a sense of haunting self-destruction seen throughout their feed. Eli explicitly mentions their interest in the gothic aesthetic in “I 🖤 Siouxsie And The Banshees”, which aligns with the dark, cinematic atmosphere of the track. The lyrics regarding losing control over one's own mind resonate with tweets where Eli admits “I relapsed and I feel so guilty” and expresses extreme distress by saying “Somebody sedate me”. Their bio’s claim of being “most likely to haunt you” mirrors the song's theme of being the monster under one's own bed. Ultimately, the track's focus on vulnerability and internal chaos matches Eli’s frequent posts about isolation and feeling like they “meant nothing to them”.

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