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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Mel enjoys crafting her online persona, as seen in 'AGHHH IM SO PROUD OF IT EVERYONE LOOK AT MY STRAWPAGE.'
- Emotionally Expressive: Her tweets openly convey her feelings, such as 'i miss my girlfriend my girlfriend hates me.'
- Humorous: She uses dark humor to cope, evident in 'literally kill me why am i so awkward 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔫🔫.'
- Loyal: She values her relationship deeply, as shown in 'lowkey love having a gf who will borrow with/for you.'
- Engaging: Mel actively interacts with her followers, as seen in 'send me gimmicks now or y'all don't love me.'
Weaknesses:
- Self-Critical: She frequently criticizes herself, as seen in 'i feel like actual shit rifht now i hate myself.'
- Dark Humor Overuse: Her humor can be overly self-deprecating, like in 'can someone lock me up in their basement with a blade and some tape over my mouth.'
- Obsessive: Her fixation on weight and calories, such as '0 cals is better than 10,' shows obsessive tendencies.
- Insecure: She questions how others perceive her, tweeting, 'i wonder if my friends just see me as an awkward depressed mess of a human.'
- Emotionally Volatile: Her emotions swing dramatically, as seen in 'i need to starve i need to starve i need to starve.'
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Mel shares Lisa's emotional depth and intellect, but also her struggles with self-worth. Lisa often feels misunderstood, much like Mel, who tweets, 'i wonder if my friends just see me as an awkward depressed mess of a human.' Both also have a creative side, as seen in Mel's pride in her strawpage. Their shared complexity and introspection make them kindred spirits.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Mel's introspective and emotional tweets, like 'i miss my girlfriend my girlfriend hates me,' point to an INFP personality type. Her creativity, seen in 'AGHHH IM SO PROUD OF IT EVERYONE LOOK AT MY STRAWPAGE,' aligns with the imaginative nature of INFPs. Her deep feelings and desire for meaningful connections, as shown in 'sometimes i feel suicidal but i know i would never do it because i love the people i care about too much,' further support this type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you 'Yellowjackets'? Because I could binge you forever.
- If I DM you 'deer,' will you promise to be the doe to my fawn?
- Are you a calorie? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- You must be 'Arcane,' because you’ve unlocked my heart.
- Are you a strawpage? Because I’m proud to show you off to everyone.
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Mel ☼ | 14 | Lesbian 🌈 | Edgy humor + heartfelt moments | Yellowjackets & Arcane fan | Taken 💕 | DM me 'deer' for a surprise 🦌 | Always looking for moots 🤍– @d3athbyamelcuts
Your signature cocktail
Melancholy Mojito
The 'Melancholy Mojito' reflects Mel's mix of sweetness and depth. The mint and lime symbolize her sharp humor, as seen in 'literally kill me why am i so awkward 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔫🔫,' while the cranberry juice adds a bittersweet note, mirroring her emotional tweets. The dark chocolate syrup represents her connection to shtwt and her introspective side.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Mel's loyalty to her girlfriend, as seen in 'lowkey love having a gf who will borrow with/for you,' and her emotional expressiveness suggest a caring and empathetic nature. Hufflepuffs value hard work and dedication, which aligns with her effort to engage with her followers, such as in 'send me gimmicks now or y'all don't love me.' While her struggles might point to darker houses, her underlying kindness and need for connection make Hufflepuff the best fit.
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Breathe Me - Sia
This hauntingly emotional song reflects Mel's struggles with self-worth and mental health, as seen in 'i feel like actual shit rifht now i hate myself.' The lyrics about seeking comfort and understanding mirror her vulnerability, especially in tweets like 'sometimes i feel suicidal but i know i would never do it because i love the people i care about too much.'
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