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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving student struggling with the crushing weight of academic expectations and existential dread, frequently posting about “anatomy 🥀🥀 #studytwt” and her “ap art teacher”. She mirrors Lisa’s artistic temperament and social isolation, lamenting that “my friends made plans without me 🤪 i love my life” and expressing fear that she is “actually gonna become jobless” despite her talents. Her sharp, cynical wit shines through when she asks, “wtf is calc even about 😭😭😭😭”, capturing the classic Simpsons archetype of the gifted child who is perpetually exhausted by the world. Ultimately, her blend of intelligence, love for “stationary”, and frequent bouts of melancholy makes her a perfect match for the middle Simpson child.

Your MBTI personality Type
d4s0nJerulo exhibits clear Introversion, describing herself as “scared to talk to literally anyone” and finding comfort in solitary hobbies like art and stationary. Her Intuition is evident through her focus on future anxieties and abstract self-reflection, often wondering “what all of this is for” regarding her creative output. She leans heavily toward Feeling, making decisions based on her internal emotional state and expressing deep sensitivity, such as when she mentions “Gonna go choke on a rock because my friends made plans without me”. Finally, her Perceiving trait is showcased by a self-described lack of organization and a spontaneous approach to life, frequently “speedrunning” assignments or disappearing from social media whenever she feels like it.

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AP Art student and aspiring illustrator navigating the chaos of anatomy quizzes and calculus. I once failed my driving test, but at least my stationery is cute.– @d4s0nJerulo

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 17-year-old student who claims “the way your brain is so concaved it probably takes up negative space😭”. The bitter espresso base reflects her academic burnout, specifically her belief that “if nothing kills me this year its gonna be calc”, while the lavender syrup represents her coping mechanism: “life sucks but at least stationary exists”. Despite the constant 'kms' jokes and school stress, the splash of bubbly celebrates the rare victory of “I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST HOLY SHIT”. The sharp garnish is a nod to her obsessive desire for new body art, as she repeatedly tweets “I need a helix piercing guhhh”.

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Despite her outward frustration with school, d4s0nJerulo demonstrates a clear Ravenclaw identity through her artistic dedication and demanding academic schedule, which includes subjects like AP Art, Anatomy, and Calculus. She expresses deep concern over her creative motivation, lamenting, “sometimes i b drawing and i wonder what all of this is for bc i dont get any traction at all”, yet she continues to push through challenges like “speedrun these inktober prompts”. Her wit is often sharp and analytical, such as when she critiques others by saying “the way your brain is so concaved it probably takes up negative space😭”. Furthermore, her love for specialized hobbies like stationary is evident when she admits, “i love spending my life savings on stationary”, showcasing the Ravenclaw trait of finding joy in specific, aesthetic, and intellectual pursuits.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the overwhelming teenage angst and academic burnout @d4s0nJerulo expresses throughout her feed. Much like the song's lyrics about the frustrations of being seventeen, she frequently vents about the misery of school and the pressure of the future, stating, “actually have no clue wtf im gonna do in the future” and “I HAAAAAATE SCHOOL OMFG”. The track's rebellious and chaotic energy matches her dramatic humor regarding her mental state, seen in tweets like “FUCK MY BIG CHUNGUS LIFEEEE”. Ultimately, the song’s central theme—that being a teenager is exhausting rather than golden—is mirrored in her constant struggle with exams, driving tests, and the desire to “just graduate already”.

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