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Despite her vulgar bio, nata mirrors Lisa Simpson through her intense academic pressure and the existential dread that comes with being a high-achieving student. She oscillates between intellectual superiority and total breakdowns, much like Lisa, tweeting “spent 6 hours on fucking calc 2 i wish to be put out of my misery” while also noting her “rediscovered my love for math”. Both share a complex, often strained relationship with their mothers, with nata claiming her mother “conditioned me into hating marriage since i was 6 years old”. Ultimately, her mix of My Hero Academia fan-fiction writing, high-level math stress, and a cynical, “hateful mood” captures the essence of a modern, unfiltered teenage Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
Nata displays Extroverted energy through her constant stream-of-consciousness posting and her stated need for external interaction, such as her desire to “talk to hg but im SO annoying”. Her Intuition is evident in her fixation on fictional worlds and fanfiction over daily reality, frequently wishing she could just “read fan fiction and write fanfiction and think about dabi all day” instead of attending school. She prioritizes Feeling, as her tweets are highly emotionally charged, moving rapidly from being “full of love” to feeling like “everyone hates me” based on her current mood. Finally, her Perceiving trait is clear from her admitted lack of organization and struggle with deadlines, specifically noting she “haven’t gone in months” to a tutoring session and is now stressed by the awkwardness.

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Math student and dedicated fanfic author. Between 10k daily steps and mastering Calculus II, I’m probably baking syrniki or over-researching my next 15k-word story.– @dabisbitch

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail is strong and chaotic, mirroring a creator who spends “6 hours on fucking calc 2” while maintaining a “priv: @toyascumslut”. The smoky mezcal and spicy syrup represent her intense, 'evil' moods and her thirst for Dabi, while the Russian vodka nods to her “making syrniki” and finding the “realest mfs” on Russian MHA TikTok. The glitter adds a touch of fanfic 'peak' glamour, finished with an Oreo garnish because she “should be banned from buying” them. It’s the perfect drink for someone who would “do cocaine if someone offered” just to survive the week.

Your Hogwarts House
Nata displays a distinct Slytherin blend of self-preservation and calculated ambition, openly questioning “how bad is it to cut your entire family off once you move out and become financially independent” to ensure her own future peace. Her resourcefulness and sharp wit are evident in her creative pursuits, such as her “15k words on this fuckass fic”, and her pragmatic approach to social dynamics, noting that “i love blocking people gives me peace of mind”. While she struggles with academic pressure, her drive is fueled by specific goals like needing a “JOB so i can BUY a PLANE TICKET”, prioritizing personal desire and autonomy over traditional House values like patience or bravery. Ultimately, her focus on curated self-identity and her “hateful mood” toward those who annoy her align perfectly with the cunning and selective loyalty of Slytherin.

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This song perfectly captures Nata’s chaotic, high-stress life as a teenager struggling with academics and self-image. The lyrics reflect her constant academic burnout, seen when she says “spent 6 hours on fucking calc 2 i wish to be put out of my misery” and “i’ve cried 3 times today i cannot do this”. The song's angst matches her hyperbolic expressions of social anxiety and physical discomfort, such as when she claims “i should probably die now” after slipping in snow. Additionally, the track's exploration of complicated family dynamics mirrors her tweets about how “my mother hates me bro i can feel it”. Ultimately, the Brutal sentiment of 'it's brutal out here' summarizes her daily cycle of fanfic writing, school stress, and wanting to “cut your entire family off”.

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