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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: passionate, analytical, and a bit obsessive about their niche interests. They dive deeply into specific media and ethics, like UNIT politics and power imbalances, seen in tweets such as “not gonna lie im sat for the tension between UNIT and the standard army. love when they do that.” and “straight people power imbalances are so funny to me. like who gaf. what are the stakes.”. Their strong moral and political takes delivered with dry humour, e.g. “finch took advantage of a vulnerable and mentally ill gay man we need to dox and cancel him for this”, mirror Lisa’s blend of righteousness and sardonic commentary. The creative intensity and perfectionism around fic and art – “thinking of posting fic. but i am genuinely incapable of doing it” and “trying to have a consistent design for yates is so hard when his hair changes every serial.” – also fit Lisa’s overthinking, artistic side. Finally, their unapologetically nerdy enthusiasm for classic TV, like “everyone just needs to watch dr strangelove instead of the new unit spinoff”, matches Lisa’s earnest, slightly niche cultural taste.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read strongly as introverted: most tweets center on solitary media consumption and drawing (“watching the invasion while I doodle” “watching the invasion”, “exams are done and I can draw again.... some benton and yates scraps from a wider comic” “exams are done and I can draw again....”) and they even mention a private account for closer mutuals rather than public attention (“been privposting a lot so gonna plug here for any mutuals @daemonsbenton”). Their interests are highly intuitive, focused on themes, character arcs, and hypothetical scenarios (“being mentally ill over dinosaurs for a bit only to become a buddhist and score a boyfriend Wow yates's arc really is cinema” “yates's arc really is cinema”, and imagining new UNIT characters ““unit needs another mike yates to reset the balance...”). The tone is clearly feeling‑oriented, full of emotional reactions and empathy (“finch took advantage of a vulnerable and mentally ill gay man we need to dox and cancel him for this” “finch took advantage...”, “benton calling himself expendable im gonna . ok” “benton calling himself expendable im gonna . ok”) rather than detached analysis. Finally, they look perceiving rather than judging: they often describe themselves as distracted or spontaneous (“soz been kinda inactive on here. got caught up in writing for my ocs again” “soz been kinda inactive on here...”, “thinking of posting fic. but i am genuinely incapable of doing it” “thinking of posting fic. but i am genuinely incapable of doing it”) and jump between new shows, drawings, and fic ideas without a rigid plan. Taken together—introspective, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and somewhat unstructured—INFP fits best.

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Illustrator & fic gremlin obsessed with 70s UNIT, M*A*S*H, and WW2 RAF OCs. Once bought a tablet just to draw Benton & Yates and never clocked out.– @daemonsyates

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This cocktail is built on smoky Scotch whisky to honour their UNIT-obsessed, slightly military, very British heart, echoing their plea for classic-era content like “what if a new novel came out that focused on 70s unit heyyyy . can anyone hear me”. An Earl Grey tea syrup adds cosy, rewatch-on-the-sofa vibes for nights spent revisiting comfort media like “watching the invasion” and “watching time monster Wow❤️”. Cherry liqueur brings in the romantic, slightly melodramatic sweetness of their ships and OCs, from “drawing more benton and yates slop life is so beautiful” to “watching yates give a necklace to his newly found boyfriend on the big screen”. A sea-salt saline solution nods to their sharp, salty commentary like “finch took advantage of a vulnerable and mentally ill gay man we need to dox and cancel him for this” and the infamous line they mention in “also taste of salt was a mad line I Cannot forgive them for that”. Finally, a dash of absinthe captures their camp, chaotic gay energy and slightly unhinged fandom spirals, perfectly summed up by “unit needs another mike yates to reset the balance. hes gay and annoying. environmentalist in the worst way possible but well meaning about it. mentally ill. a bit camp. he'd fit right in” and the delirious joy of “being mentally ill over dinosaurs for a bit only to become a buddhist and score a boyfriend Wow yates's arc really is cinema”.

Your Hogwarts House
Alan shows persistent analytical engagement and curiosity about media rather than just vibes. They dissect character dynamics and continuity across Doctor Who and its spin‑offs, e.g. carefully tracking UNIT politics and character mentions in tweets like “not gonna lie im sat for the tension between UNIT and the standard army. love when they do that. classic UNIT is coming home” and “if rtd actually has a character thats called captain gates or some bullshit im throwing an fit because. Come on now”. Their creative output is huge and intellectually playful: they talk about writing and rewriting longfic in “got an old 12k benton and yates fic im thinking of rewriting..... hmmm hmm” and experiment consciously with style in “experimenting with my style through these guys”. They also reflect metatextually on characterisation and authorial intent, as in “to know that the showrunners were considering yates and jo as a couple here is laughable. I forgot just how camp yates is in this serial” and “unit needs another mike yates to reset the balance. hes gay and annoying. environmentalist in the worst way possible but well meaning about it. mentally ill. a bit camp. he'd fit right in”, which shows a very Ravenclaw mix of close reading and imaginative re‑design. Even their humour is referential and cerebral, e.g. drawing parallels to Dr. Strangelove in “theyre kinda similar. right. so everyone watch dr strangelove”, using media theory as a lens rather than just consuming passively. While there’s obvious Hufflepuff‑ish devotion to favourite characters and ships, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity and creative analysis, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A well-suited song for them is “Teenage Dirtbag” because it captures a mix of dorky intensity, niche obsessions, and romantic pining that matches their timeline. Their feed is full of hyper-specific fandom fixation and self-aware melodrama, like being “mentally ill over dinosaurs” and turning it into character arc cinema: “being mentally ill over dinosaurs for a bit only to become a buddhist and score a boyfriend Wow yates's arc really is cinema”. They channel all this into art and fic about obscure or underloved characters, from Doctor Who UNIT era to MAS*H, describing themselves as clocking in at the “slop factory”: “got a drawing tablet Im clocking in at the benton and yates slop factory”. There’s also a queer, slightly self-deprecating energy in posts like “brigadier do you want a controversially young homosexual to follow you around im always open” and the yearning over niche ships and power-imbalanced dynamics, which fits the song’s "outsider with a crush" narrative. Overall, the song’s blend of awkward sincerity, alt-nerd vibes, and quietly defiant queerness mirrors how they tweet about themselves and their favourite characters.

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