Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses self‑deprecating and situational jokes, like teasing her own antics in “Um cara da faculdade ne chamou de gay, aí eu falei 'tira a roupa aí pra eu te mostrar quem é gay' ele tirou, eu roubei a calça e o maço dele e arrasei!” and the Uber post about the ‘redondo’ in “Uber disse que não carrega animais, mas eu e o redondo não perguntamos N A D A”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and attachment to people and things, like calling her cat ‘gato gordo’ in “𝓟et : gato gordo” and being emotionally moved by Clark’s wedding in “Que coisa linda nunca pensei que o lerdão (com todo respeito) do Clark iria se casar e ELE VAI ! 💔”.
- Politically-aware: Expresses clear positions on social topics, such as cannabis policy in “Eu apoio a legalização da cannabis por uma lista de problemas sócio políticos e culturais...” and visibility of trans and nonbinary people in “Feliz dia da visibilidade trans para todos nós offs e on trangeneros e nao binarios #hellyeah”.
- Open-minded: Comfortable discussing sexuality and identity, describing herself as ‘bisex uau’ and joking about being ‘semi bissexual’ in “Vou fazer a decisão política de ser semi bissexual e me relacionar só com mulher 😛😛😛” and “𝓢exualidade : bisex uau”.
- Self-expressive: Shares personal tastes and moods openly, like her love for Madonna in “Meu Icon e meu nome tão muito vibe ray of light da Madonna tô metida, sinto muito!” and music references in “And I'm gonna be true bluuuueee, baby, I love you 😆”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Describes jumping into actions without much restraint, such as bragging about stealing the guy’s pants and cigarettes in “eu roubei a calça e o maço dele e arrasei!” and joking about giving Perry a ‘calote’ at work in “assistindo Sex and The City e dando calote no Perry em vez de trabalhar”.
- Dramatic: Uses intense emotional language for everyday events, like saying she ‘quase morre’ over DMs in “Jornalista recebe mensagens enigmáticas na dm e quase morre, entenda o caso” and calling her pain ‘dor de viúva’ in “Fui fazer gracinha e agora tô com dor de viúva 💔”.
- Jealous: Admits strong jealousy and possessiveness, hinted in “Quando o domínio loislane.ciumes.serio .com já existe e se pergunta; como? 🧐” and her intense feelings about relationships in “Sou tipo a Carrie, mas o meu Big lambe o chão que eu piso”.
- Work-avoidant: Openly talks about skipping or slacking on work, as in “9:21 da manhã e eu tô assistindo Sex and The City e dando calote no Perry em vez de trabalhar 🙏” and prioritizing personal life over Daily Planet duties in “Se ela se apresentar em Copa eu saio da Daily Planet AGORA e vou trabalhar na Globo cobrir esse show INTEIRO”.
- Messy-boundaries: Mixes flirt, personal oversharing, and public drama, like the sexual comeback to the classmate in “tira a roupa aí pra eu te mostrar quem é gay” and inviting anonymous messages while also complaining about DMs in “Olá” and “A dm do twitter me tira tanto do sério 😵💫”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: sharp, idealistic, and artsy, but also dramatic and very online. They show clear political and social awareness, like supporting cannabis legalization with a socio‑political angle in “Eu apoio a legalização da cannabis por uma lista de problemas sócio políticos e culturais, você apoia porque quer chapar de vez em quando Nós somos só um pouquinho 🤏 iguais!” and celebrating trans visibility in “// NOSSA É MESMO Feliz dia da visibilidade trans para todos nós offs e on trangeneros e nao binarios #hellyeah”, which mirrors Lisa’s activist streak. Their identity as a prize‑winning, ambitious journalist in “𝓜eta desse ano : ganhar mais prêmios” and “Com todo respeito ao prefeito, mas que saudades de escrever sobre o Superman” fits Lisa’s studious, achievement‑oriented side. At the same time, they’re very self‑aware and romantic, joking in “Eu sou uma mocinha tão romântica, acho que caí numa armadilha!” and mixing pop‑culture obsession (Madonna, Sex and the City) with introspection, just as Lisa blends intellect with emotional intensity. Their occasional sarcasm and theatrical reactions, like “Mds acabem com a raça dos homens bobos” and “Jornalista recebe mensagens enigmáticas na dm e quase morre, entenda o caso”, also echo Lisa’s flair for melodrama when she feels strongly about something.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with others, seek interaction and drama in a playful way, and joke about parties and social life, e.g. wanting “a low party with cheap drinks and terrible music” in “Preciso de uma festa baixa pra ir com bebida barata e músicas terríveis” and openly teasing coworkers and friends in “9:21 da manhã e eu tô assistindo Sex and The City e dando calote no Perry em vez de trabalhar 🙏”. They show strong Intuition through references, symbolism and ideas more than concrete details: they frame themselves as fictional archetypes like in “Descobri que não sou a Carrie, I'M HER 💔💔”, and they spin a simple DM situation into a dramatic headline in “Jornalista recebe mensagens enigmáticas na dm e quase morre, entenda o caso”, indicating a love of narrative and abstraction. Their values and emotions are front and center, consistent with Feeling: they talk about romance and heartbreak in “Eu sou uma mocinha tão romântica, acho que caí numa armadilha!”, defend social causes like trans visibility in “Feliz dia da visibilidade trans para todos nós offs e on trangeneros e nao binarios #hellyeah”, and joke about sexuality in a warm, relational way in “Vou fazer a decisão política de ser semi bissexual e me relacionar só com mulher 😛😛😛”. They read as more Perceiving than Judging: they are spontaneous, impulsive, and playful about rules, like watching Sex and the City instead of working in “9:21 da manhã e eu tô assistindo Sex and The City e dando calote no Perry em vez de trabalhar 🙏”, and joking about changing their RP “shape” right after joining a base in “E se eu trocar de shape um dia depois de entrar na base 😋👀”. Overall, the mix of high energy, meme-y humor, romantic/emotional framing, strong imaginative streak, and flexible, last‑minute style fits ENFP better than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, Lois Lane… if Clark the ‘lerdão’ managed to get engaged, statistically speaking I think a Madonna‑obsessed, Pulitzer‑level journalist with a fat cat and a nose piercing deserves a date with me, don’t you?
- You support cannabis for socio‑political reasons and I just want to get high off watching Sex and the City with you at 9:21 a.m. while we both give Perry a little calote. Science says that makes us ‘só um pouquinho iguais’.
- You said the only good thing in that ‘chato’ cartoon was Lois—bold of you to assume I was talking about the character and not the RP journalist who keeps almost dying of gossip and DMs.
- Your bio says Daily Planet, your tweets say Gotham party‑hunting emo, your presentation thread says 25‑year‑old bi Madonna stan who wants more awards—can I apply to be the next prize you take home from the metaphorical Pulitzer ceremony?
- Uber doesn’t carry animals but you and the ‘redondo’ didn’t ask anything… so if I show up with cheap drinks for a ‘festa baixa’, terrible music, and an offer to help you forget that cursed algae palmito, do we also just not ask and let it happen?
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Your new Twitter bio
Award‑winning Daily Planet reporter. Semi‑bi, fully dramatic. Once stole a guy’s pants for calling me gay; now I just steal headlines.– @dailylanet
Your signature cocktail
True Blue Daily Planet
Bold, electric blue curaçao is for their Madonna obsession and favorite song, a nod to “True Blue Madonna” and the tweet singing “And I'm gonna be true bluuuueee, baby, I love you 😆”. An espresso shot captures the chaotic, overcaffeinated journalist who jokes about giving Perry a hard time while “assistindo Sex and The City e dando calote no Perry em vez de trabalhar 🙏”. Cachaça or white rum brings Brazilian, party energy for someone who wants “uma festa baixa pra ir com bebida barata e músicas terríveis” and proudly supports weed legalization with political flair in “Eu apoio a legalização da cannabis...”. Purple grape soda or blackberry syrup matches their stated favorite color and playful, slightly emo romanticism from “Eu sou uma mocinha tão romântica, acho que caí numa armadilha!” and the mood of “I know that we are young and I know that you may love me...”. Finally, a big, fat basil leaf garnish stands in for the beloved “gato gordo” and their domestic chaos with tweets like “Quando você erra a escrita do nome do seu próprio gato...”, making it a strong, sweet, slightly anarchic drink that feels exactly like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very strong Gryffindor-style boldness and impulsiveness. Their story about confrontation – “Um cara da faculdade ne chamou de gay, aí eu falei 'tira a roupa aí pra eu te mostrar quem é gay' ele tirou, eu roubei a calça e o maço dele e arrasei!” – is a textbook example of fearless, chaotic courage rather than quiet tact. They frame their sexuality as a kind of political stance – “Vou fazer a decisão política de ser semi bissexual e me relacionar só com mulher 😛😛😛” – suggesting a tendency to turn personal life into bold declarations and acts of defiance. Professionally and in RP, they position themselves as an investigative, fearless journalist in danger, e.g. “Jornalista recebe mensagens enigmáticas na dm e quase morre, entenda o caso” and their desire to leave everything to cover a big event – “Se ela se apresentar em Copa eu saio da Daily Planet AGORA e vou trabalhar na Globo cobrir esse show INTEIRO” – emphasizing dramatic, all‑in bravery. While they show wit and humor, the dominant pattern is loud, confrontational courage and a flair for drama, making Gryffindor the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
True Blue - Madonna
The best-fitting song for them is Madonna’s True Blue, which they openly name as their favorite: “𝓜úsica favorita : True Blue Madonna”. The song’s bright, romantic tone matches their self-description as a dramatic, love-struck romantic: “Eu sou uma mocinha tão romântica, acho que caí numa armadilha!”. They frequently talk about relationships and devotion with a mix of irony and sincerity, like “Sou tipo a Carrie, mas o meu Big lambe o chão que eu piso”, which echoes the loyal, intense love celebrated in True Blue. Their playful, pop‑culture‑laden personality, seen when they gush over Madonna and Clark Kent, fits Madonna’s unapologetically bold, emotional pop persona: “Quebrando um pouco o clima, se o Clark que é batfã ficou noivo dele TOMARA DEUS que eu que sou ultra fã da Madonna tenha minha chance com ela também 🙏”. Even their flirty, bisexual energy in tweets like “Vou fazer a decisão política de ser semi bissexual e me relacionar só com mulher 😛😛😛” fits the open-hearted, exuberant celebration of love that True Blue embodies.
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