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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: passionate, hyper-focused on a niche interest, and unabashedly earnest about it. Like Lisa with jazz or social causes, they build their whole online identity around one beloved subject, proudly calling themselves “An account dedicated to the pairing of Agnes Tachyon🧪 and Manhattan Cafe☕️” and gushing over details like “Ok but the fact that they had to point out Cafe specifically as a long time friend You just know how special she is to her even though she tries to keep everyone 'at a hand's off distance'”. Their analytical, almost literary way of reading the ship—such as explaining how story changes affect Café’s career in “It's changes in their stories like this that make me love umamusume”—echoes Lisa’s tendency to dig into subtext and meaning. They’re also creatively driven, writing fics and announcing a “Takicafe writing arc” in “Hiii I wrote a thing… I hope you guys like it so far👉👈” and constantly sharing art like “Quick doodle ☕️🧪 I hc them as childhood friends”. Finally, the mixture of earnest enthusiasm and slightly self-conscious humor in posts like “It's admin's birthday today” and “today was a very good day” fits Lisa’s blend of sincerity, dorkiness, and heartfelt emotion more than any of the other Simpsons family members.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most content is about a niche ship and their own creative work rather than broad socializing, and they’re excited but slightly self‑conscious about community stuff, e.g. worrying a server might be inactive if they make it (“Would you guys still be interested in this? I dont wanna make a server if its just gonna be inactive lol”). Their posts are highly imaginative and interpretive rather than concrete, showing Intuition in how they spin character moments into larger themes, like projecting relationship dynamics onto tiny canon details (“Ok but the fact that they had to point out Cafe specifically as a long time friend You just know how special she is to her…”). They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, focusing on emotional meanings, affection, and comfort: they gush about cuteness and attachment (“Shes such a clingy girlfriend and cafe is just so done with her 😭”) and worry about others’ enjoyment of their writing and art (“I hope you guys like it so far👉👈”) rather than debating logically. Their approach is flexible and spontaneous, signaling Perceiving: they repeatedly mention doing things on impulse or when inspiration strikes (“Takicafe writing arc incoming”) and admit to small organizational mishaps like accidentally turning on review mode on Strawpage (“I think I accidentally turned in review mode for strawpage so I've only seen some of these now😭”). Overall, the strong emotional focus, imaginative shipping, and laid‑back, somewhat scattered execution of plans fit best with INFP.

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Archivist of Agnes Tachyon × Manhattan Cafe moments. Expect art, analysis, and the occasional scream when gacha finally lets them be together.– @Dailytachycafe

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is named after Tachyon’s wonderfully unhinged confession, riffing on “'Object of my pursuit'” and “'I'd finally settled on making you an object of my pursuit...'”, turning mad-scientist romance into a drink. Cold brew coffee with vanilla is Manhattan Cafe herself—calm, a bit melancholic, but secretly sweet, just like the way they gush over her in “Cafe's first real friend #takicafe 🧪☕️”. Espresso vodka brings Tachyon’s unhinged, high-energy scientist vibes, echoing all the frantic caps and reactions like “IM GONNSMANDIE” and “WAHHHH I WANT”. Brown sugar cinnamon syrup represents how syrupy-sweet and indulgent their shipping is—birthday art, wedding pics, and lines like “Takicafe will continue this year” show they’re in this for the long haul. The matcha cream foam is a nod to their experimental, slightly chaotic fandom-scientist side—always trying new things like fic, cosplay, and servers, as in “Takicafe writing arc incoming” and “We have a server now Join the takicafe server!!”. Finally, edible red glitter on top symbolizes the extended ‘family’ (Daiwa Scarlet, Red Desire) from posts like “Takicafe family #takicafe #DaiwaScarlet #reddesire”, making the whole drink sparkle like a yuri concert spotlight.

Your Hogwarts House
This account is built almost entirely around loyalty and steady, heartfelt dedication to one ship and its little community, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They openly center the account around Agnes Tachyon and Manhattan Cafe and stick with it long-term, as seen in their bio and in tweets like “~• An account dedicated to the pairing of Agnes Tachyon🧪 and Manhattan Cafe☕️ from Umamusume Pretty Derby •~” and “Takicafe will continue this year”, showing consistency rather than clout-chasing. They put energy into encouraging and appreciating others’ work—“Very creative and makes the cutest arts everrr” and “CUTEEE!!!”—which reflects kindness and a desire to uplift the fandom. Their Strawpage and request posts, such as “I'll start drawing requests again btw so feel free to send stuff” and their careful handling of submissions in “I think I accidentally turned in review mode for strawpage so I've only seen some of these now😭 OH UM you can send another gimmick with you @ soI canf follow you again Check the replies”, show patience and a genuine wish to treat others fairly. Creating and maintaining a Discord server—“We have a server now Join the takicafe server!!”—further underlines their community-building instincts. While they are certainly creative and excitable, the throughline is warm loyalty, supportiveness, and steady effort, all classic Hufflepuff traits.

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A fitting song for @Dailytachycafe is "Obsessed" because their entire account is joyfully fixated on one ship: Agnes Tachyon and Manhattan Cafe. They call it “An account dedicated to the pairing of Agnes Tachyon🧪 and Manhattan Cafe☕️” in their bio and constantly gush, like when they wrote “PLEASEEE THEIR FACES THEY BLUSHY I CANT” and “IM GONNSMANDIE”. The playful, hyper-emotional tone of the song mirrors their dramatic reactions such as “WAHHHH I WANT” and “WHY ARE THEY BREAKING UP NOW </3”. Like the song’s narrator, they’re proudly unashamed of how single-minded their focus is, shown in tweets like “Takicafe writing arc incoming” and “We have a server now Join the takicafe server!!”. Their combination of humor, devotion, and over-the-top excitement makes a tongue-in-cheek anthem about fixation feel like the perfect match.

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