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Your Simpsons character
The account reads like someone who is loud, excitable, and constantly chasing peak fun, which fits Bart Simpson best. They react to games and anime with over-the-top energy and memes, like yelling “ASTRO BOT GANHOU PORRAAAAAAAAAAA VIDEOGAME ESTÁ VIVO FILHAS DA PUTAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “NÃO ME IMPORTO COM MAIS NADA, É O ANIME DO ANO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”, very much Bart’s chaotic enthusiasm. There’s also a mischievous, self-deprecating streak, e.g. “por absoluta razão nenhuma eu resolvi gastar uns 30 minutos da minha vida pra completar perfect E EU NÃO GANHEI NEM UMA CONQUISTA” and “eu sou vulnerável a propaganda”, which matches Bart’s tendency to act first and think later. At the same time, like Bart secretly being soft-hearted, they get genuinely emotional and attached to stories and characters, as in “Essa cena toda me pegou muito, eu não tava nem um pouco preparado mds Fazia tempo que eu nn chorava tanto, pqp” and the heartfelt vtuber message “I only started watching vtubing stuff because of her... I love you Ame!”. The mix of loud hype, gaming obsession, memes, and hidden softness lines up with Bart far more than the calmer or more responsible Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: nearly all tweets are about solitary media consumption (JRPGs, anime, VNs, gacha) and personal reactions, not parties or big social events, e.g. marathoning Trails and reacting alone to story beats like “Do final do ch 3 pro começo do 4 eu simplesmente fiquei 3 horas boquiaberto mdss como que dorme agr”. Their interests and language show a strong intuition (N) bias: they constantly talk about narrative quality, emotions and “peak fiction” rather than concrete mechanics, as in “Magnus Opus da indústria, eu não to preparado pra ficar sem frieren” and “A saga de Crossbell foi SEM SOMBRA DE DÚVIDAS a coisa que mais me impactou de tudo que joguei esse ano”. They clearly lean feeling (F) over thinking: their judgments are value- and emotion-laden (“love,” “impact,” “crying,” “GOAT”) such as “Essa cena toda me pegou muito, eu não tava nem um pouco preparado mds Fazia tempo que eu nn chorava tanto, pqp” and “Eu não tenho oq dizer, sinto que eu cai num buraco que não sairei tão fácil”. On the J–P axis, they look more perceiving (P): they often act on impulse and roll with events (starting new games quickly, impulse-buying VNs, being "vulnerável a propaganda" as in “eu sou vulnerável a propaganda”), and they joke about procrastination or not being ready to finish things like “Acho que eu to enrolando tanto pra terminar p3 pq eu não consigo aceitar que o jogo vai acabar”. Overall, an emotionally intense, story-obsessed, inwardly focused media fan who speaks in feelings and hype rather than structure or logic fits best with INFP.

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JRPG enjoyer & anime marathoner. Finished Trails, cried at Frieren, still healing from Ame’s grad. Once spent 30 min for a perfect clear and no achievement.– @daisukinanjo

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Japanese whisky represents their deep dive into JRPGs and anime, from calling Trails and Crossbell arcs “peak” stories like “Do final do ch 3 pro começo do 4 eu simplesmente fiquei 3 horas boquiaberto mdss” to screaming “Magnus Opus da indústria, eu não to preparado pra ficar sem frieren 😢”. Bright yuzu soda captures their bubbly hype whenever something hits, like “NÃO ME IMPORTO COM MAIS NADA, É O ANIME DO ANO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”. Blue curaçao stands in for late-night gacha and VN obsession, echoing lines like “450 sq, 10 tickets, 5 rins, 3/4 do meu cerebelo, mas apesar de tudo, Arcueid tá em casa 🙏”. A dash of bitters nods to emotional gut-punches, from “Ame's graduation isnt what i was expecting… idk exactly how to feel” to crying over Trails scenes like “Essa cena toda me pegou muito, eu não tava nem um pouco preparado mds Fazia tempo que eu nn chorava tanto, pqp”. The pop-rocks sugar rim matches their explosive reactions and meme energy, like “MEU PULO DE EMOÇÃO FOI TÃO GRANDE QUE EU ACHO QUE EU QUEBREI MINHA CADEIRA CARALHOOOOOOOOOOO EU NÃO TAVA ESPERANDO NADA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥” and the all-caps celebration in “ASTRO BOT GANHOU PORRAAAAAAAAAAA VIDEOGAME ESTÁ VIVO FILHAS DA PUTAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Altogether it’s a strong-but-playful, slightly bittersweet, very otaku highball that tastes like staying up too late for one more chapter or one more roll.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows intense, steady affection for the things and people they care about, which is very Hufflepuff. They get deeply attached to franchises and characters and keep coming back to them with emotional loyalty, like when they talk about the Crossbell arc as “the thing that impacted me the most this year” and say they doubt they’ll ever care more about anything than the SSS in “A saga de Crossbell foi SEM SOMBRA DE DÚVIDAS a coisa que mais me impactou... duvido que vão conseguir me fazer ter mais carinho por algo do que pela SSS!”. Their devotion to VTubers and anime also reads as loyal and heartfelt rather than ironic or performative, such as staying up and being genuinely shaken by Ame’s graduation in “I only started watching vtubing stuff because of her... You’ll always be our no.1 detective, Amelia Watson! We will never forget you! I love you Ame!”. They consistently express warmth and care toward characters, like instantly loving KeA in “KeA, eu te conheço a 10 minutos, mas já te amo” and gushing over multiple series with phrases like “eu simplesmente amo esse anime” and “eu amo mto esta cabeçuda”, showing a kind, soft-hearted disposition. Even when they grind hard or suffer through gacha and difficult games, the tone is more self-deprecating persistence than showy ambition, as in “Por absoluta razão nenhuma eu resolvi gastar uns 30 minutos da minha vida pra completar perfect E EU NÃO GANHEI NEM UMA CONQUISTA”, which fits Hufflepuff’s hardworking-but-humble nature. Overall, the consistent themes are loyalty, emotional attachment, and steady enthusiasm rather than ambition, intellectual elitism, or reckless bravado, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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A song about turning your life around through passion and rebellion fits them perfectly, since their timeline is full of being emotionally consumed by games and anime, like when they said “Eu não tenho oq dizer, sinto que eu cai num buraco que não sairei tão fácil. Que jogo!”. The energetic, hype tone of Life Will Change matches how they react to media, for example “NÃO ME IMPORTO COM MAIS NADA, É O ANIME DO ANO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥” and “LETS GOOOOOOOO PORRAAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”. The song’s lyrics about seizing the moment and breaking expectations reflect how they throw themselves headfirst into long JRPG sagas, like finishing Trails arcs and saying “Essa franquia melhora a cada jogo” and being shocked that Cold Steel “quebrou (quase) todas as minhas expectativas” in “Cold Steel 1 terminado e PQP QUE FINAL FOI ESSE”. Even the mix of melancholy and hope in the song fits their emotional highs and lows, from crying over scenes like “Fazia tempo que eu nn chorava tanto, pqp” to celebrating victories with “MATEI ESSA PRAGA🔥🔥”. Overall, it captures their dramatic, passionate, and unapologetically nerdy way of living through stories.

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