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Your Simpsons character
They come off as opinionated, thoughtful, and a little world-weary in a very Lisa-like way, mixing earnest critique with humor. Like Lisa ranting about societal issues, they complain about systems and tech, e.g. “Genuinely, why the fuck isn’t ai banned or super expensive so people stop using it for dumb shit. It’s just scary and should be used for GOOD AND USEFUL things.” and analyze game design and monetization like in “Even tho the bucky/squirrel girl event is really cute, you should be able to get the skins on the same day you bought it. This daily missions cap kinda sucks…”. They also show strong fandom passions (Marvel, Avatar) the way Lisa throws herself into sax, causes, or TV shows, as in “besides that, 10/10. If you liked twow you gonna LOVE fire and ash.” and “me liking every storm black panther wedding related tweet god they are so beautiful”. There’s a blend of self-aware frustration and sensitivity, like when they vent about ranked losses in “hit gm, lost won games, deranked back to dia 1, 67/100. I’m so fucking tired” but still care deeply about small joys and aesthetics (skins, candles, edits). The way they balance sarcasm, emotion, and nerdy hyperfixation aligns most closely with Lisa’s mix of intellect, idealism, and occasional dramatic despair.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more Extraverted: they constantly interact with the wider fandom, react loudly to events, and seem energized by sharing their thoughts, e.g. “Marvel rivals on the weekend is so miserable wtf. Everyone just shit talking and blaming.” and “bucky being in my highlights.. I screamed”, showing high social engagement rather than withdrawn observation. Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they riff on possibilities, leaks, future content and meta-changes rather than just present facts, like “watch the dev’s reduce the hours of the hero proficiency bc all players do is to complain” and “I really hope mantis gets a really cute legendary skin soon”. They lean strongly Feeling: most evaluations are emotional, aesthetic, or value-based rather than logical metrics—see “Genuinely, why the fuck isn’t ai banned or super expensive so people stop using it for dumb shit. It’s just scary and should be used for GOOD AND USEFUL things. Kill ai.” and “Once in a while I get to see pictures like this and it always makes me cry. Like instantly.”. Their lifestyle looks flexible and reactive, pointing to Perceiving: they impulsively order candles and skins (“randomly ordered 4 candles of the same scent..it better smells good”; “the urge to get lady loki just bc the voice is attractive”), complain about streaky matchmaking instead of structured grinding, and generally go with the flow of mood and game updates. Altogether, the energetic, expressive fandom engagement, imagination around characters and skins, emotional intensity, and spontaneous decisions are most consistent with ENFP.

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Marvel Rivals sweat with 1,600+ hours, Avatar 3 reviewer on loop. Once bought 4 candles of the same scent on impulse and muted the confirmation email.– @dakopooh

Your signature cocktail
This drink hits like a long Marvel Rivals session: mostly playful but stronger than you expect, just like their 1600+ hours flex in “My steam shows I have 1643 hours on rivals”. The soju with a splash of vodka mirrors their mostly chill but occasionally unhinged energy when they’re starving and feral in “I’m aggressive today (I didn’t eat yet)”. Lychee liqueur adds a soft, slightly romantic sweetness for the avatar/Storm & T’Challa lover in “me liking every storm black panther wedding related tweet god they are so beautiful”. Blue curaçao gives the drink an oceanic, Na’vi-esque hue that nods to their Avatar obsession and comments like “take a shot every time sully says baby/babygirl holy he’s so hot for no reason”. Yuzu soda or lemonade keeps it bright and fizzy, channeling their chaotic timeline rants from “why is the week before the season update SOOOOO BORING. Literally no energy to do the missions even I just need new content and LEAKS”. The pinch of sea salt on the rim is for the tilt, salt, and petty competitiveness in lines like “whole history is grey, 22 games 22% win rate… wanted to treat myself with a pizza but it tasted disgusting man idc anymore”, turning their salt into flavor.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show strong competitiveness and a win‑at‑all‑costs mindset, which leans Slytherin more than any other house. They obsess over rank and status in Marvel Rivals, describing climbing and deranking in detail, like when they wrote about being one win from GM and then losing streaking: “third time I’m 1 win away from gm and ofc I get loser streak. Shit is so rigged man” and “hit gm, lost won games, deranked back to dia 1, 67/100. I’m so fucking tired”. That drive for higher standing resurfaces in their focus on lord levels and icons: “Thought I will get those moving lord icons easily but my lords are barely level 25” and their joking worry about which hero will be their first Annihilation lord: “I fear rogue will be my first annihilation lord 😭 I dominate there but in qp/comp…ouhhh”. They’re also bluntly self‑protective and unapologetic about their boundaries, for example: “I love muting conversations like yes just like that idgaf anymore” and “man FUCK these zombie free units I’m not wasting another 40minutes just to die at the last round if I need those units I will just buy them idc”](https://x.com/dakopooh/status/1999141020932456641), which shows a pragmatic, efficiency‑first attitude. While they clearly care about aesthetics and fun, a recurring theme is pushing themselves, optimizing rewards, and making shrewd decisions about time and in‑game currency (“idk why but buying a skin with lattice instead of units hurts”), all of which aligns best with Slytherin’s ambition and resourcefulness rather than the more idealistic or studious traits of the other houses.

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Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance fits them because it’s dramatic, a little chaotic, and very online, just like their timeline full of intense gaming highs and lows, from “whole history is grey, 22 games 22% win rate, not a single min on deadpool.” to “hit gm, lost won games, deranked back to dia 1, 67/100. I’m so fucking tired”. The song’s mix of obsession and frustration mirrors how they talk about Marvel Rivals, like “My steam shows I have 1643 hours on rivals” and “why is the week before the season update SOOOOO BORING. Literally no energy to do the missions even I just need new content and LEAKS”. Their horny, unfiltered humor and fixation on pretty characters and skins, such as “fuck iron fist and his fucking cute pouting lips fuck” and “I want to shove my face into his tits”, match the song’s theatrical, over-the-top romantic energy. At the same time, their ride-or-die fandom for Avatar and Marvel, shown in tweets like “besides that, 10/10. If you liked twow you gonna LOVE fire and ash.” and “deadpool is my favorite I’m so happy he’s coming 🥹”, captures that ‘I want your love and I want your revenge’ devotion. Overall, Bad Romance reflects their blend of passion, salt, thirst, and meme-y chaos.

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