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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, extroverted, and funny but with a surprisingly strong moral streak. Their sense of mischief and provocation is very Bart-like, from posts such as “Minha consciência está mais limpa que as minhas cuecas” to playful rants like “PADRÃO É O CARALHO PADRÃO É O CARALHO…”. At the same time, they clearly care about justice and call out prejudice, mirroring Bart’s underlying empathy, as in “twitter é o unico lugar que vc pode falar que nazismo é errado e vai aparecer gente pra discordar” and “vamo parar de desgostar de algo / alguem SÓ pq aquilo n faz mais parte do seu grupo…”. Their love of games and RPG chaos fits Bart’s love of elaborate schemes, seen in posts like “galera, quero jogar suspense com paranormal… oq fazer” and “EU AMO D&D”. Overall, they come across as a fun-loving, impulsive ESFP who jokes loudly, stirs trouble, but ultimately stands against bigotry—exactly the kind of kid Bart would hang out with or grow into.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self-type as ESFP 7w8 471 in their bio, and their tweets strongly fit that: socially engaged, playful, reactive, and very in-the-moment. For E vs I, they constantly seek interaction and shared experiences, asking for people to play or join things with them, e.g. “alguem me chama pra jogar rpg” and talking about local scenes like “galera underground de assis, tenho uma duvida”, suggesting high extraversion and comfort with public engagement. For S vs N, they focus on concrete, sensory experiences and pop culture rather than abstract theorizing, like joking about specific shows (“batalha de bastardos é tão boa, pena que a série foi cancelada dps disso e nunca teve um final”) and food or places (“Date ideia: a gente vai no milky moo, tomar um sorvete de pistache e pintar um bobbie goods com nossos chaveiros de labubu”), which is very S-oriented. Their F over T shows in emotionally charged, value-based reactions and concern with fairness and prejudice, like “twitter é o unico lugar que vc pode falar que nazismo é errado e vai aparecer gente pra discordar” and the defense of others’ fun in “parece que ele só ta sendo contra as pessoas se divertirem... aqueles que após isso, atacam de maneira homofóbica ou ameaçadora, estão 100x mais errados”. Finally, they read as strongly P over J: spontaneous, reactive, and flexible in tone, jumping between jokes, rants, and sudden plans like “gente vcs me perdoariam se eu falasse q to maratonando galo frito” and “3 dias esperando = 3 dias sem abrir twt pra n toma spoiler, vcs se fingem de bobo ne galera”, which fit a go-with-the-flow, present-focused ESFP profile.

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RPG forever DM, D&D apologist & Toronto-based media ranter. Once skipped Twitter for 3 days just to dodge spoilers—still not over it.– @dalao31

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and fun-first, just like an ESFP who tweets things like “meu cerebro e lisinho igual um peito de frango” and still somehow keeps life rolling. Spiced rum brings high-energy, slightly reckless RPG-table vibes, fitting someone who screams “EU AMO D&D” and lives in campaign drama. The pistachio/nutty note nods to their romantic, oddly specific date ideas like “tomar um sorvete de pistache e pintar um bobbie goods”, adding sweetness and softness beneath the shitpost layer. Sparkling citrus soda matches their hyper, meme-y posting style, from “eat it up eat it up eat it up eat it up” to random caps-lock outbursts. A dash of bitter aperitif represents their sharp takes on politics, racism, and online drama, like “twitter é o unico lugar que vc pode falar que nazismo é errado e vai aparecer gente pra discordar”. The popcorn-infused syrup, slightly charred, is a joke at their own expense—hating on snacks with “nossa eu odeioo pipoca”—turning even dislike into a punchline inside the drink.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a very Gryffindor mix of boldness, moral stance, and impulsive fire. They openly call out racism and nazism even knowing it sparks backlash, as in “twitter é o unico lugar que vc pode falar que nazismo é errado e vai aparecer gente pra discordar” and “Twitter é um lugar que você pode falar 'Fogo nos racista' que vai ter gente pra contrariar”, which reflects brave, confrontational ethics more than diplomatic Hufflepuff energy. Their irritation with fake moralism and hypocrisy, like “cansado de falso moralismo” and mocking people who hide behind reaction memes in debates in “eis que você tem uma opinião mas a pessoa branca número #27484 manda uma reaction image que te refuta”, shows a direct, combative style typical of Gryffindor rather than the subtler cunning of Slytherin. They are emotionally impulsive and dramatic—see constant caps-lock outbursts like “PADRÃO É O CARALHO PADRÃO É O CARALHO…” and “TA DE SACANAGEM”—which aligns more with hot‑blooded Gryffindor than cool, cerebral Ravenclaw. Finally, they show a personal identification with heroic/roguish fantasy archetypes in D&D, e.g. “bardo ou ladino, qual a melhor classe.........” and “é impressionante como eu so igual o vax”, and Vax from Critical Role is himself a very Gryffindor-coded figure—reckless, loyal, and self‑sacrificing—mirroring the vibe of this account.

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The song Teenagers fits them because it mixes sarcasm, youthful chaos, and social commentary in the same way their timeline does. They clearly like dramatic, slightly edgy aesthetics, as seen when they talk about a “magia de dnd inspirada em The Black Parade...........”, directly tying into MCR’s vibe. Their humor is self-deprecating and chaotic—calling their own brain “smooth” in “meu cerebro e lisinho igual um peito de frango” and joking that their life is so easy it got ruined in “NASCEU COM A VIDA NO VERY EASY E ESTRAGOU TUDOOOOOOOO”—which matches the song’s mocking, fed-up tone. They frequently rant about annoying people and performative morality, like in “pqp td vez q esse pessoalzinho aparece na tl eu fico puto, minha nossa q gente chata” and “cansado de falso moralismo”, echoing the song’s critique of social pressure and hypocrisy. At the same time, beneath the irony there’s a sense of genuine feeling and identity (ESFP 7w8, RPG nerd, pop culture ranter) that fits the emotionally charged but rebellious nature of Teenagers.

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