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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: highly political, bookish, and intensely opinionated. They explicitly ground their worldview in theory and critique, echoing Lisa’s left-wing, intellectual bent, with tweets like “When you read hegel, marx and deleuze you come to realise how naive and ignorant the analysis of liberal thinkers are” and “WE NEED A VANGUARD PARTY”. Like Lisa, they often express moral outrage and systemic critique, for example “When identity politics consume every facet of your life cause of the sheer powerlessness you feel when you cant do shit about the system you live. All of us need to stop being cowards”. At the same time, they show vulnerability and academic stress, very Lisa-coded for a law student, in posts such as “I have an exam 😭😭😭😭” and the self-aware autism-leaning reflection “My mother… ‘you’re not autistic, we’re normal people’”. Their mix of pop culture/media obsession (“People keep praising how good breaking bad is… Sopranos is something else”), crushing political seriousness, and emotional intensity makes Lisa Simpson the best fit.

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They read as more introverted: their tweets center on solitary activities like gaming, reading Game of Thrones, and listening to music, plus joking about being a social outlier via posts like the ‘Had sex/Faked ID/Had a gf/bf’ meme (“Had sex❌ Faked ID ❌ ...”), and occasional despair about life like (“I want to end everything and become a nihilistic hermit”), which suggests inner focus rather than external social buzz. They are clearly intuitive (N), constantly engaging with abstract theory and ideology—Marx, Hegel, Deleuze, legal theory and critiques of liberalism—e.g. (“When you read hegel, marx and deleuze you come to realise how naive and ignorant the analysis of liberal thinkers are”) and broader systemic analysis like (“Most of the time those people are looking for community and companionship. All of this is an expression of decaying societal structures.”). Their tone is strongly thinking (T): they emphasize analytical critique and ideological consistency over harmony, calling people ‘dumbest’ or ‘reactionaries’ (“people like nick shirley prove that americans are the dumbest people on earth”, “They’re not revolutionaries or anything they’re just reactionaries playing the part of a revolutionary”), and demanding ‘real analysis not jargons’ (“Word salads are not good enough, we need real analysis not jargons”). The judging (J) preference shows in their desire for structure, direction, and decisive political organization—e.g. the call for a vanguard party (“WE NEED A VANGUARD PARTY”) and frustration that ‘words are meaningless and unchanging’ without concrete action (“Something has to happen, words are meaningless and unchanging”). They combine long-term ideological vision and strategic critique (typical of NTJs) with occasional dark humor and emotional outbursts like (“Fuck my life”), which still sit within a broader, highly conceptual and goal‑oriented worldview—overall fitting INTJ best.

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Law student decoding power structures. Marx, Lenin, Deleuze, Dworkin slander. Once defended DMC2 in public & survived the quote tweets.– @DalitML

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Overproof dark rum stands in for their intense Marxist-Leninist core and vanguard obsession, echoing posts like “WE NEED A VANGUARD PARTY” and “The West will fall inshallah”. The espresso shot captures law-school all-nighters and exam anxiety from “I have an exam 😭😭😭😭”, fueling their hyper-online theory and gaming benders. Tamarind-chili syrup brings sour heat for their sardonic media takes like “People keep praising how good breaking bad is, its so boring ngl” and “assassin’s creed is good is the greatest lie we told ourselves”. Smoked black tea cordial folds in the brooding, revolutionary melancholy of “Something has to happen, words are meaningless and unchanging” and the grief of “I am going to miss him. Rest in Power. We’ll make you proud old man”. Finally, lime soda adds a chaotic, fizzy edge for their gaming/pop-culture enthusiasm in “Me entering the dmc space after 10+years”, “Venus is stuck in my brain i cant stop listening to it”, and the self-aware breakdown energy of “Fuck my life”.

Your Hogwarts House
Tamizh shows a very Gryffindor blend of political courage, moral absolutism, and willingness to “charge” rather than sit back. Their Marxist-Leninist stance is not abstract or detached; they call for direct confrontation with systems of power, e.g. demanding, “WE NEED A VANGUARD PARTY” and asking whether a “cowardly existence” under liberal institutions is worth living in “This cowardly existence worth living”. They also frame political struggle in stark, almost warlike terms – “The West will fall inshallah” and “One of these days we’re gonna have a revolution then we wont have count the years since x cause justice was served” – which aligns with Gryffindor’s taste for dramatic, high-risk justice. Even in more personal moments, there’s an intense, impulsive edge, as in “I want to end everything and become a nihilistic hermit” and the self-description as “mega autistic stalin” returning in “time for the mega autistic stalin to make a return”, showing a flair for dramatic self-mythologizing rather than quiet self-preservation. While they are clearly intellectual (citing Marx, Hegel, Deleuze and critiquing liberal thinkers), the driving force behind their tweets is courageous confrontation and revolutionary zeal more than detached analysis, which places them most convincingly in Gryffindor.

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Their profile as a Marxist-Leninist law student and constant anger at liberal institutions and empire fits the militant, anti-establishment energy of Killing in the Name. They explicitly express revolutionary politics and the need for organization, writing “WE NEED A VANGUARD PARTY” and hoping that “One of these days we’re gonna have a revolution”. Their contempt for liberalism and Western hegemony echoes the song’s rage at institutional power, as in “The West will fall inshallah” and their criticism of people who “thrive on dehumanisation” (“Its almost like they thrive on dehumanisation, were have we seen this before?”). Even their frustration with cowardice and passivity in politics, asking “Are we gonna keep eating shit from liberals... This cowardly existence worth living”, mirrors the song’s refusal to comply with oppressive systems. The mix of intense emotion, revolutionary theory references (Marx, Hegel, Deleuze), and open hatred of reactionaries makes this song a near-perfect thematic soundtrack for their online persona.

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