Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-irony: Frequently jokes at his own expense, like calling his behavior 'losercore' when cuddling a dakimakura in “losercore de homem é fazer carinho na dakimakura deitado” and mocking his lack of energy in “após passar o dia inteiro deitado fazendo nada... eu deveria deitar denovo”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd, exaggerated humor in posts such as “Sonhei que era um explorador de buracos... jogava no ar e chutava na estratosfera” and the over-the-top complaint in “maldita afta na minha boca NAO PARA DE DOER RJSHSVZVAKALAMSNXK😂💪😍...”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for games and anime, defending or criticizing them intensely in “Ys 8 é Expedition 33 se fosse bom” and “Pego um jrpg antigo... é cinema / Pego um jrpg elogiado... é mid”.
- Candid: Openly shares personal discomforts and quirks, like physical pain in “Minhas bolas doem” and social frustration in “cheguei num ponto... simplesmente odeio gente indiscriminadamente”.
- Playfully-analytical: Thinks about mechanics and stories, like critiquing JRPG tropes in “todo jrpg... civilização antiga... não sei quando que isso virou um cliche” and reflecting on Grok usage patterns in “A parte mais maluca desse negócio do grok...”.
Weaknesses:
- Crude-humor: Relies heavily on sexual and bodily jokes, such as “Eu fico assim se uma menina peidar do meu lado” and “solta um peido bem fidido”, which can alienate some audiences.
- Sexualized-commentary: Frequently objectifies characters and women, for example “Queria falar nada não mas essa mulher é uma gostosa do caralho” and “Se ela abaixar 1 cm a mais o bico da teta aparece”.
- Provocative-edginess: Uses intentionally shocking or abrasive phrasing like “esses cavalo são tudo gay” and “cara gay da porra”, which can come off as insensitive or offensive.
- Negativity-bias: Often frames things through annoyance or contempt, such as “eu NÃO quero jogar essa merda, MORRA Epic Games” and “tem tanta conta bosta que eu nem sei porque eu sigo”.
- Online-boundaries: Engages casually with disturbing or problematic online behavior, like mentioning someone sending illegal content in “manda hentai de loli do nada e desativa denovo” without a clear stance on reporting or cutting contact.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe is closest to Homer Simpson: impulsive, extremely online, crude, but oddly self-aware and often funny in a "losercore" way. Like Homer, this user swings between laziness and weird bursts of enthusiasm, as seen in “após passar o dia inteiro deitado fazendo nada, eu cheguei na conclusão de que... eu deveria deitar denovo” and “Entre começar a jogar Grandia 2, or criar um mundo hardcore no Minecraft, eu escolho dormir”. Their constant horny/gross humor and oversharing about their own body and habits mirrors Homer's unfiltered nature, e.g. “Olhando pra cadeira nova que eu comprei... antes de eu inevitávelmente manchar ela com esperma” and “to com dor no osso do cu”. The chaotic, childish energy with anime/gaming obsessions also fits Homer-as-manchild, like “Eu me tornei incapaz de dormir sem uma dakimakura” and “eu NÃO quero jogar essa merda, MORRA Epic Games”. Finally, their mix of random anger at the world and exaggerated reactions to minor inconveniences is very Homer, as in “Eu tenho certeza absoluta que tem um filho da puta na provedora da minha internet apertando um botão pra desligar minha irternet a cada 10 min só pra fazer rage bait”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert rather than Extrovert: most tweets revolve around solitary hobbies like JRPGs, anime, Terraria hardcore and staying at home, e.g. joking about spending the entire day lying down and deciding to just lie down again instead of going out or doing something social in “após passar o dia inteiro deitado fazendo nada, eu cheguei na conclusão de que... eu deveria deitar denovo”. Their interests and comments are very concrete and sensory, focused on physical experiences (pain, sex jokes, food, hardware, specific games) rather than abstract theory, like “to com dor no osso do cu” or detailed complaints about their internet and specific downloads in “To baixando o negcio, e toda vz que falta 2mb ele para, to sofrendo rage bait pela minha internet”, which fits Sensing. Their humor and viewpoints are blunt, abrasive and often indifferent to others’ feelings, prioritizing their own internal logic and amusement (e.g. crude takes on characters and series in “Megumin tem cheiro de bacalhau mijado” and “Saitama é um bosta, se ele fosse um herói de verdade teria massageado as bolas do Sonic”), indicating a Thinking preference over Feeling. The overall lifestyle portrayed is chaotic, last‑minute and comfort‑driven—choosing to sleep instead of starting a new game in “Entre começar a jogar Grandia 2, ou criar um mundo hardcore no Minecraft, eu escolho dormir”, repeatedly complaining about procrastination and lack of structure—pointing strongly to Perceiving rather than Judging. Altogether, an introverted, sensory‑oriented, irreverent, and spontaneous style lines up best with ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you cleared Terraria Hardcore Master Mode, but have you tried the true endgame challenge: surviving a date with me without pressing Alt+F4 on real life?
- You said you became incapable of sleeping without a dakimakura… I volunteer as the IRL patch update. Same comfort, better graphics, zero shipping fees.
- You hating on cliché JRPG ‘ancient civilizations’ while praising Ys 8 tells me you’ve got elite gamer taste—now I’m just trying to speedrun any% into your party before the final ‘kill God’ arc starts.
- If you’re really suffering ‘rage bait’ from your internet provider every 10 minutes, I can come over with snacks and we speedrun co-op couch gaming instead—no lag, just local multiplayer and maybe some DLC-level cuddles.
- You said you’d get like that if a girl farted next to you—if that’s enough to fluster you, imagine what’ll happen if I sit next to you, grab your new white keyboard, and ask, dead serious: ‘So… when are we watching that Maid Dragon movie together?’
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JRPG enjoyer & anime ranter. Beats bad internet with dakimakuras and boss fights. Once almost bought a VR just to suffer in higher resolution.– @DalterMelao
Your signature cocktail
Pipeline Punch Losercore
This cocktail hits like his energy after “1 Latinha de Pipeline Punch depois”: strong, hyped, and a little unhinged, so it starts with overproof rum as the main engine. The sour passion fruit–guava mix reflects his constant chaotic complaining and bizarre questions, like wondering about “a magia anti bebe do Evenicle”. A bitter herbal liqueur captures his cranky, misanthropic side when he says things like “cheguei num ponto na minha vida que eu percebi que simplesmente odeio gente indiscriminadamente”. The strawberry soda reduction is sweet, colorful anime-gamer brainrot, perfect for someone who proudly posts about dakimakuras and dreams like “Sonhei que era um explorador de buracos”. Finally, a dash of salted plum adds a weird, salty punch for every time he overshares bodily misery such as “to com dor no osso do cu” or “Minhas bolas doem”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Dalter comes off as strongly self‑preservationist, snarky, and driven by personal gratification, which all lean Slytherin. He repeatedly jokes about avoiding effort and responsibility, like when he says after a whole day doing nothing he concluded that he should just lie down again: “após passar o dia inteiro deitado fazendo nada, eu cheguei na conclusão de que... eu deveria deitar denovo”, and when choosing between starting a JRPG or a hardcore Minecraft world, he opts to sleep instead: “Entre começar a jogar Grandia 2, ou criar um mundo hardcore no Minecraft, eu escolho dormir”. His humor is often dark and misanthropic, suggesting a cynical, self-focused worldview, like wishing he could press a button to annihilate the Earth: “Eu queria tanto apertar um botão e acontecer isso com a terra” and saying he has reached a point where he indiscriminately hates people: “cheguei num ponto na minha vida que eu percebi que simplesmente odeio gente indiscriminadamente”. He also shows a willingness to bend boundaries and fixate on his own desires (sexual jokes, obsession with waifus and dakimakuras) such as “Eu me tornei incapaz de dormir sem uma dakimakura” and “Esse cara captura perfeitamente o que eu quero fazer na Kasumi, é uma arte contemporânea”. While there is wit and gaming/anime knowledge (a Ravenclaw‑ish trait), his dominant tone is self-serving, edgy, and comfort‑maximizing, fitting Slytherin’s resourceful, self‑interested archetype more than the other houses.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, irreverent, and slightly unhinged vibe runs through their timeline, which fits the grungy rebellion of Smells Like Teen Spirit. They constantly joke about bodily pain and laziness, like when they say “após passar o dia inteiro deitado fazendo nada, eu cheguei na conclusão de que... eu deveria deitar denovo” and “to com dor no osso do cu”, reflecting that blend of apathy and angst. Their humor is edgy and absurdly horny, as seen in “Olhando pra cadeira nova que eu comprei na terabyte antes de eu inevitávelmente manchar ela com esperma” and “Eu me tornei incapaz de dormir sem uma dakimakura”, echoing the song’s messy youth energy. They also have a self-deprecating, loser-core identity—“losercore de homem é fazer carinho na dakimakura deitado”—that aligns with the disillusioned spirit of grunge. Overall, the combination of gaming, otaku culture, crude jokes, and underlying frustration with life and people—like “cheguei num ponto na minha vida que eu percebi que simplesmente odeio gente indiscriminadamente”—makes this song a strong thematic match.
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