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Your Simpsons character
Milhouse is the best Simpsons match because he is sensitive, insecure, and openly vulnerable in a way that often invites empathy and protective instincts from others. Damien's tweets — like 'i just know everyone hates me' and fretting over small social slights 'you will forget this interaction in a few minutes but it will eat me alive for years' — mirror Milhouse's anxious, earnest personality. Both are earnest teenagers who oscillate between wanting acceptance and feeling overwhelmed by rejection. The dynamic of being lovable but fragile is shared by both.

Your MBTI personality Type
INFP fits Damien: he is introverted and processes internally (frequently posts private, diary-like vents: 'personal diary/vent account' and 'dont take anything i post on here seriously pls'), driven by values and emotions (he cares deeply about friends and identity: 'i am 100% gay!!!!' and 'i just care about her so much'), and seems guided by feeling over logic (many posts are emotional pleas like 'i just wish hed love me the way i am'). The perceiving side shows up in fluctuating behaviour and openness to change — cycles of sobriety and relapse ('got high after being over 500 days sober') and impulsive drinking. Altogether, the communication style is reflective, idealistic, and emotionally honest, hallmarks of INFP.

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17 • he • vent diary. navigating recovery, identity & messy feelings. openly gay. learning to ask for help and loud about what’s hard. not a content creator — just me. no DMs, pls respect my boundaries.– @damdisordernt

Your signature cocktail
Because Damien says 'i love lime vodka' but also struggles with alcohol and recovery, a safe, alcohol‑free 'Lime Soothe' keeps the lime vibe without the harm. The ginger ale adds warmth to comfort jittery nerves (good for nights when 'i havent slept properly in three days'), mint soothes and brightens the mood, and sparkling water keeps it light like a breath of calm when small interactions 'eat him alive'. It's a caring, non‑judgmental alternative that nods to his tastes while prioritizing wellbeing.

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff fits Damien because he displays loyalty, empathy and a desire to care for others even when he is struggling himself. He worries intensely about a friend's eating disorder — 'i just care about her so much and idk what to do' — which echoes Hufflepuff's nurturing streak. His openness and steady honesty about hardship ('im so mentally unwell its not even funny anymore') read as humble and hardworking emotional labor rather than attention-seeking. He doesn't project Gryffindor bravado or Ravenclaw detachment; he stays, supports and feels deeply, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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The plaintive, consoling message of 'Fix You' aligns with Damien's repeated calls for help and desire to be healed: lines like 'i need someone to look into my brain and tell me whats wrong with me' and 'i just wish hed love me the way i am' resonate with the song's themes of support during darkness. The slow, comforting build-up and promise of being guided back from pain fit his mix of despair and longing for care.

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