damdisordernt
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Vulnerable: He posts openly about self-harm, relapse and loneliness in lines like 'yes i struggle with self harm' and 'i just know everyone hates me', which shows emotional honesty rather than hiding pain.
- Empathetic: He worries about others and wants to help, asking 'sooo what do i do when i know my friend has an ed??? ... i just care about her so much', which indicates a capacity to care for friends.
- Self-aware: He recognizes patterns and contradictions in himself, for example noting 'i havent slept properly in three days and i think im about to do things that i wont be happy about', showing insight into his triggers.
- Courageous (emotional): Posting raw, stigmatized thoughts like 'one of those days when i wouldnt mind actually shooting myself in the head' takes bravery and willingness to show the unfiltered self.
- Identity-forward: He is clear and unapologetic about sexual identity with 'i am 100% gay!!!! i like men!!!!' which shows strength in owning who he is publicly.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal Ideation: Multiple tweets such as 'i want to kill myself' and 'im about to put a fucking bullet in my head' indicate active, dangerous thought patterns that are a major vulnerability.
- Impulsivity: Episodes like 'i got BLACKOUT DRUNK on thursday' and 'got high after being over 500 days sober' show a tendency to act impulsively despite negative consequences.
- Low Self-worth: Repeated self-loathing statements like 'whats so bad about a person as horrible as me wants to be loved' reveal chronic poor self-esteem that undermines choices.
- Emotional Reactivity: He is deeply affected by small social interactions — 'you will forget this interaction in a few minutes but it will eat me alive for years' — which can make daily life exhausting.
- Unstable Eating/Recovery: Mentions like 'why is everyone relapsing on their eating disorder rn' and 'when my parents leave... i become incapable to eat' point to ongoing disordered eating and instability around recovery.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is the best Simpsons match because he is sensitive, insecure, and openly vulnerable in a way that often invites empathy and protective instincts from others. Damien's tweets — like 'i just know everyone hates me' and fretting over small social slights 'you will forget this interaction in a few minutes but it will eat me alive for years' — mirror Milhouse's anxious, earnest personality. Both are earnest teenagers who oscillate between wanting acceptance and feeling overwhelmed by rejection. The dynamic of being lovable but fragile is shared by both.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits Damien: he is introverted and processes internally (frequently posts private, diary-like vents: 'personal diary/vent account' and 'dont take anything i post on here seriously pls'), driven by values and emotions (he cares deeply about friends and identity: 'i am 100% gay!!!!' and 'i just care about her so much'), and seems guided by feeling over logic (many posts are emotional pleas like 'i just wish hed love me the way i am'). The perceiving side shows up in fluctuating behaviour and openness to change — cycles of sobriety and relapse ('got high after being over 500 days sober') and impulsive drinking. Altogether, the communication style is reflective, idealistic, and emotionally honest, hallmarks of INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- I can't write flirt lines for someone under 18, but I can help with kind, age-appropriate messages — here's five supportive icebreakers instead: 'Hey, saw your post — you seem like someone who cares a lot. If you want to vent off‑platform, I'm here to listen.'
- 'You being honest about hard stuff takes guts. If you ever want a distraction, I'm down to send dumb dog pics and memes.'
- 'I respect how upfront you are about who you are — being '100% gay' is awesome. If you want, we could chat about things that make you feel seen.'
- 'Not a pick-up, just a check-in: how are you holding up today? I can listen without judgment if you need it.'
- 'Random offer: I’ll buy you the worst mocktail in town and we’ll laugh about lime vodka regrets. No pressure, just company.'
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17 • he • vent diary. navigating recovery, identity & messy feelings. openly gay. learning to ask for help and loud about what’s hard. not a content creator — just me. no DMs, pls respect my boundaries.– @damdisordernt
Your signature cocktail
Lime Soothe (mocktail)
Because Damien says 'i love lime vodka' but also struggles with alcohol and recovery, a safe, alcohol‑free 'Lime Soothe' keeps the lime vibe without the harm. The ginger ale adds warmth to comfort jittery nerves (good for nights when 'i havent slept properly in three days'), mint soothes and brightens the mood, and sparkling water keeps it light like a breath of calm when small interactions 'eat him alive'. It's a caring, non‑judgmental alternative that nods to his tastes while prioritizing wellbeing.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits Damien because he displays loyalty, empathy and a desire to care for others even when he is struggling himself. He worries intensely about a friend's eating disorder — 'i just care about her so much and idk what to do' — which echoes Hufflepuff's nurturing streak. His openness and steady honesty about hardship ('im so mentally unwell its not even funny anymore') read as humble and hardworking emotional labor rather than attention-seeking. He doesn't project Gryffindor bravado or Ravenclaw detachment; he stays, supports and feels deeply, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.
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Fix You - Coldplay
The plaintive, consoling message of 'Fix You' aligns with Damien's repeated calls for help and desire to be healed: lines like 'i need someone to look into my brain and tell me whats wrong with me' and 'i just wish hed love me the way i am' resonate with the song's themes of support during darkness. The slow, comforting build-up and promise of being guided back from pain fit his mix of despair and longing for care.
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