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Like Lisa, this user is a self-aware intellectual who often feels isolated by her own depth, as seen in her bio describing herself as a “hipocrita consciente”. She shares Lisa's passion for arts and culture, logging “500 filminhos logados bo letterboxd” and finding spiritual meaning in music and performance, such as when she “choro... durante quebra nozes” because of the beauty of human dedication. Both possess a sharp, cynical wit regarding societal standards, with the user lamenting that she is “odiada por ser bonita e talentosa pq chata eu ja sou”. Ultimately, she balances a desire for high-brow refinement with the existential angst of being a “menina com sonhos e objetivos” in a world that often misinterprets her.

Your MBTI personality Type
Helena leans toward Extroversion, frequently seeking connection and expressing 'FOMO' when missing social events, as seen in “todo mundo em cachoeira hoj q isos me deu fomo”. Her Intuition is evident in her focus on symbolic meanings, tarot, and future-oriented visions, such as “daqui a literalmente um ano vou estar na melhor versao da minha vida”. She is a clear Feeling type, as her tweets are heavily driven by emotional highs and lows, including a deep appreciation for beauty like “como pode q vida swr tao bonita assim” while watching ballet. Finally, her Perceiving nature shows in her spontaneous lifestyle and lack of rigid structure, admitting to being “acomodada;preguiçosa; desinteressada” at work and embracing chaotic, 'effortless' energy.

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Cinephile with 500+ Letterboxd logs and a penchant for tarot. Professional oversharer navigating a career in arts and culture between long walks to the waterfalls.– @damnithelena

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This drink captures the chaotic duality of a self-proclaimed “hipocrita consciente” who oscillates between loving “puro entretenimento” and feeling like the “mulher mais patetica da terra”. The bitter base reflects her recurring “estado de mania e alcoolismo”, while the sparkling finish mirrors her desire to be “effortless chic” like her sister. It is served strong enough to make you feel like “tudo ruiu”, yet pretty enough to post on a “cf de conta privada”.

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Helena exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and social cunning, openly identifying as a “hipocrita consciente” and a “sonsa das sonsas” when navigating workplace hierarchies. Her ambition is paired with a sharp, resourceful wit used to critique those she finds “patética” or “chata,” showing a classic Slytherin preference for selective social circles. She is highly focused on her personal aesthetic and image, even joking about her “meta” for the future and her desire to be “odiada por ser bonita e talentosa.” Furthermore, her blunt honesty about her own “mania e alcoolismo” and her use of “cf de conta privada” to manage her reputation reveals a calculated approach to her social life.

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The song perfectly captures @damnithelena's cycle of intense self-deprecation mixed with a flair for the dramatic, as seen when she calls herself the “mulher mais patetica da terra” or describes being “triste vazia”. Much like the track's theme of being 'too much' for others, she candidly lists how her workplace views her as “preguiçosa; desinteressada; egoísta; tagarela; reclamona”. Her bio, hipocrita consciente, mirrors the song's self-aware vulnerability regarding one's own changing moods and perceived flaws. Ultimately, her tendency to romanticize her life as if she were “num filme” while simultaneously feeling like an outcast makes this melancholic yet grand anthem the ideal match for her online persona.

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