
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Rachel most closely matches Lisa Simpson: she’s expressive, thoughtful, and a bit of an overachiever who still complains about school nonstop. Tweets like “another 4 hours in school writing about fawking political theory” and “long ass day at school today AND ITS RAINING” echo Lisa’s constant grind and academic fatigue. She’s also introspective about growing up and responsibility, as seen in “I feel bad when my dad buys me stuff now… is this growing up” and “just remembered I turn 24 this year”, which fits Lisa’s early maturity. At the same time, she’s deeply into niche media, games, and fandoms—tweets like “despite all my slander I will still be playing… like” and “been using reddit a lot recently!” mirror Lisa’s intense, sometimes obsessive interests (jazz, books, causes) and online-brained curiosity. The mix of sarcasm, sincerity, and passion in posts like “deck nine are actually going to hell omg” and “positives I guess” also feels very Lisa: critical of things she cares about, but still fundamentally earnest and engaged.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most posts center on solo gaming, sewing, reading, and school rather than big social scenes, and when they mention people it is in a small-circle, low-key way, like worrying about a school trip in “have a school trip tomorrow and high key dreading it…” or quietly people‑watching in “some guy just giving me the dirtiest look ever omfg??? WTF DID I DO”. They show a strong Intuition (N) preference through fantasy/games, symbolism, and future‑oriented thinking: they obsess over fictional worlds and characters (“Nicole Reeyn ✨ #GenshinImpact”, “The Dahlia #HonkaiStarRail”) and talk in hypotheticals and exaggerations, such as “if they change sandrone colour palette again, they are gonna delay this shit even longer omfg”. Their tone is clearly Feeling (F): they focus on moods and emotional reactions more than logic, like “been so hungry lately… iron is low once again it seems” or the self‑aware sensitivity in “I feel bad when my dad buys me stuff now… is this growing up”, and even their media takes are value‑laden, e.g. “deck nine are actually going to hell omg”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P) rather than highly structured: they often speak in the moment about being bored or tired (“BORED as hell”, “long ass day at school today AND ITS RAINING”), make spontaneous decisions like “do we get an oat milk latte today….”, and engage in many parallel interests (cosplay, sewing, multiple games) rather than a tight, organized long‑term plan. Overall, their introspective, imagination‑driven, emotionally expressive and somewhat spontaneous online presence aligns best with INFP.

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24 • student, cosplayer & chronic oat-milk-latte buyer. Once cleared 87% of a Genshin area and still couldn’t find the last chest.– @damselletez

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a bold espresso shot for their long, draining school days and political theory marathons, like when they said “another 4 hours in school writing about fawking political theory” and “long ass day at school today AND ITS RAINING”. Oat milk nods to their cozy caffeine rituals and soft aesthetic, as seen in “do we get an oat milk latte today….” and “getting a Spanish latte”. A floral violet liqueur captures their love for stylized games and slightly dramatic flair, inspired by their Genshin/Star Rail posts like “Nicole Reeyn ✨ #GenshinImpact” and “The Dahlia #HonkaiStarRail”. Edible silver glitter represents their cosplay/crafting side and need to be a little extra, echoing “any current codplans?” and their sewing origin story in “I just looked online at stuff I wanted to make, measured, made patterns and sewed it.”. Finally, a dash of pomegranate syrup adds bright sweetness with a bittersweet edge, mirroring their low-iron hunger and emotional undercurrent in “been so hungry lately… iron is low once again it seems” and the ever-shifting feelings hinted in their bio, “memories are ever changing ⋆⭒˚.⋆”.

Your Hogwarts House
Rachel shows strong Ravenclaw traits through curiosity, niche interests, and a thoughtful, somewhat analytical way of engaging with things she likes. She clearly enjoys learning and long-form narrative media, noting that she’s been steadily watching SVU with her mum and is already on a very late season: “honestly i have been watching SVU with my mum since like April? we are on season 21 right now 😭I’ve mainly been watching that”. Her detailed hobby of sewing—describing how she self-taught by measuring, drafting patterns, and figuring it out herself—shows independent problem-solving and creativity: “I just looked online at stuff I wanted to make, measured, made patterns and sewed it.”. She also engages thoughtfully with games and media, alternating between critique and dedication, as seen in “despite all my slander I will still be playing… like” and her nuanced comments about adaptations and graphics, which reflects a critical, opinionated mind rather than pure hype. Finally, her answers to Q&A-type tweets—like clarifying what someone means about European art sites: “do you mean like a site to post art on? Or to like download?”—show a precise, question-driven communication style that aligns more with Ravenclaw’s curiosity and clarity than with the other houses.

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Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want to Have Fun fits them because their timeline is full of playful, chaotic joy mixed with a bit of real-life stress. They joke about school and adulting, like “another 4 hours in school writing about fawking political theory” and “have a school trip tomorrow and high key dreading it…”, but still make space for little pleasures like “getting a Spanish latte” and “do we get an oat milk latte today….”. The song’s theme of wanting to enjoy life despite responsibilities mirrors how they complain about long days and low iron, yet keep playing games and cosplaying, as seen in “despite all my slander I will still be playing… like” and their cosplay plans in “RN, I wanna do updated constance… Other than that I would like to do Alice + Nicole :D”. Their bio, “memories are ever changing”, also matches the nostalgic, growing-up-but-still-rebelling energy of the song. Surrounded by fandoms, memes, and friends—like “the boss does what she wants @gloxuba”—they come across as someone determined to have fun and make bright memories in between all the chaos.

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