Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially aware: Calls out sexism and patriarchy, e.g. “y despues te mienten con que las denuncias le cagan la vida a los hombres” and “fuck the patriarchy como diria mi madre taylor Swift”.
- Politically engaged: Criticizes government and officials, e.g. “que vergüenza que esta sea la ministra de seguridad” and “votarlo por gracioso dios mio nos merecemos esto y peores cosas”.
- Protective empathetic: Expresses strong concern for victims, e.g. “ayer salio la noticia de la chica encontrada en el aljibe y hoy salen con esto, despues te dicen que exageramos” and “dios sacale todo el dolor a sabrina y multiplicalo por 1000 y se lo das a milei”.
- Loyal fan: Shows consistent support for artists she loves, e.g. “feliz cumple a mi persona favorita en todo el mundo, te amo hoy y siempre 💕 @taylorswift13” and “feliz cumple chappell te amo segui asi”.
- Humorous candid: Uses humor and self‑deprecation, e.g. “dios me quiero matar tengo 0 ganas y 100 sueño no quiero ir al colegio” and “hola tengo globitos saludenme”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh insulting: Frequently resorts to direct insults, e.g. “gordo de mierda anda a atragantarte con la poronga de trump” and “mejor cambia de cerebro gorda retrasada cagada a sapes”.
- Highly reactive: Responds with intense anger, e.g. “alejate de ella enfermo de mierda lo quiero colgado en la plaza” and “no hay manera de que posta esten defendiendo a rerir a capa y espada acepten que es un hijo de puta y listo”.
- Negatively focused: Many posts center on outrage and disgust, e.g. “dios mio que vergüenza” and “mira vos que lindo dejar sin laburo a una cantidad de gente en plena crisis son unos soretes”.
- Self‑deprecating: Speaks of herself harshly, e.g. “la concha de la gorra estoy re crota” and “estoy llorando como pelotuda”.
- Conflict‑oriented: Leans into combative framing, e.g. “si vos sos la que la quiere cagar a piñas entonces vos sos la villera” and “se puede ser tan virgen”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: politically aware, outspoken, and emotionally intense. They are fiercely critical of injustice and misogyny, much like Lisa calling out systemic problems, as seen in tweets like “y despues te mienten con que las denuncias le cagan la vida a los hombres” and “un misogino violento nunca va a ser una 'hermana'”. They show strong concern for human rights and social issues, echoing Lisa’s activism, in posts such as “si hacen marchas cantando y bailando las ridiculizan ,pero si pintan paredes estan haciendo berrinche, nada les viene bien” and “por estas cosas es tan importante la educación publica y de calidad”. Their frustration with corrupt or ridiculous authority figures mirrors Lisa’s contempt for incompetent leaders, like “que vergüenza que esta sea la ministra de seguridad” and “votarlo por gracioso dios mio nos merecemos esto y peores cosas”. At the same time, they’re very online, fandom-focused, and emotionally attached to artists like Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter, similar to Lisa’s intense passions and parasocial attachments, for instance “feliz cumple a mi persona favorita en todo el mundo, te amo hoy y siempre 💕 @taylorswift13” and “SABRINA SACA EL DELUXE EN MI CUMPLE”. Their mix of cynicism, strong ethics, and sensitive, sometimes dramatic emotional reactions feels far more Lisa than any other main Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, packed with reactions to others, fandom engagement, and strong public opinions (e.g., “merecidisimo que nos traten de fandom pelotudo” and “hola tengo globitos saludenme”), which shows a comfort with attention and social energy. Their style is clearly Intuitive: they extrapolate from specific events to broader meanings or patterns, such as gender violence and patriarchy (“y despues te mienten con que las denuncias le cagan la vida a los hombres” and “fuck the patriarchy como diria mi madre taylor Swift”), rather than focusing only on concrete facts. They are dominantly Feeling: moral outrage, empathy, and value judgments appear constantly, like when they defend victims and condemn abusers (“no hay manera de que posta esten defendiendo a rerir a capa y espada acepten que es un hijo de puta y listo” and “un misogino violento nunca va a ser una 'hermana'”), showing decisions grounded in ethics and emotional alignment more than detached logic. Their spontaneity, emotional venting, and lack of planning language point to Perceiving over Judging; they tweet about being exhausted and unprepared (“dios me quiero matar tengo 0 ganas y 100 sueño no quiero ir al colegio”) and jump rapidly between topics (politics, Genshin, Taylor Swift, memes) in a very in-the-moment way. Altogether, the outspoken, value-driven activism, fandom passion, and spontaneous, associative posting style best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here winning 50/50s in Genshin and pulling Citlali with 80 wishes, but I swear your real luck was que el algoritmo te tirara a mí. Wanna co-op before the government of therians nos arruine el internet?
- You defending Dottore, hating Diluc, and planning teams with Furina and Nahida tells me everything: you have controversial taste, but if you ever want to build a duo, I promise I’ll be your best 5★ support.
- You pray for Sabrina Carpenter, celebrate Taylor’s birthday, and still have energy to roast misogynists and Milei in the same timeline—honestly, I don’t want a ‘sugar daddy’, I want a sugar, bi, Swiftie, feminist chaos queen like you.
- You complained about going to school with 0 energy and 100% sleep, but if we shared a classroom I’d actually study—mostly the way you talk trash about the ministra de seguridad and then cry over The Eras Tour in the same breath.
- You say ‘que hermosa es la vida cuando faltas’, but if I’m the one who’s missing from your TL, we can fix that: I’ll show up with globitos, Taylor on shuffle, and enough chisme to make you tweet ‘por fin dios’ otra vez.
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Argentine student, Swiftie & Genshin brainrot. Complains about politics before homeroom, defends women before homework. Once farmed 80 wishes in a week.– @damsenette
Your signature cocktail
Bi-Fury Bubble (Fuck the Patriarchy Fizz)
This cocktail is built on fernet with cola, a nod to their Argentine roots and the mix of bitterness and sweetness in rants like “gordo de mierda anda a atragantarte con la poronga de trump no te dad cuenta de que pasan cosas mas importantes en este pais”. The spicy chili-infused tequila captures how they go from 0 to 🔥 when calling out misogyny and politics, as in “dios sacale todo el dolor a sabrina y multiplicalo por 1000 y se lo das a milei” and “un misogino violento nunca va a ser una 'hermana'”. Pink grapefruit soda brings a tart, bright pop for their queer, bubbly side and pop-girl fandom energy, seen in “fuck the patriarchy como diria mi madre taylor Swift” and “feliz cumple a mi persona favorita in todo el mundo, te amo hoy y siempre 💕 @taylorswift13”. A dash of salted lime bitters represents their constant balance of humor and exhaustion, like “dios me quiero matar tengo 0 ganas y 100 sueño no quiero ir al colegio” and “la concha de la gorra estoy re crota”. Finally, edible silver glitter is for the fandom sparkle and unapologetic drama queen vibes in tweets such as “SABRINA SACA EL DELUXE EN MI CUMPLE” and “hola tengo globitos saludenme”, making the drink loud, chaotic, and impossible to ignore—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user consistently shows outspoken moral courage and a confrontational sense of justice that strongly fit Gryffindor. They attack misogyny and abuse head‑on, for example calling out violent men with lines like “un misogino violento nunca va a ser una 'hermana'” and rejecting the idea that reporting abuse ruins men’s lives in “y despues te mienten con que las denuncias le cagan la vida a los hombres”. Their political anger is bold and aggressive, wishing pain on a politician in “dios sacale todo el dolor a sabrina y multiplicalo por 1000 y se lo das a milei” and openly insulting public figures as in “gordo de mierda anda a atragantarte con la poronga de trump no te dad cuenta de que pasan cosas mas importantes en este pais”. They also show a readiness to defend women and victims in general, for instance criticizing how marches are delegitimized in “si hacen marchas cantando y bailando las ridiculizan ,pero si pintan paredes estan haciendo berrinche, nada les viene bien” and condemning an apparent predator with “alejate de ella enfermo de mierda lo quiero colgado en la plaza”. The tone throughout is fiery, impulsive, and driven by a strong sense of right and wrong, which aligns far more with Gryffindor’s bold activism than with the quieter traits of Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or the self‑interested focus of Slytherin.
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Your song
The Man - Taylor Swift
The song that best suits @damsenette is “The Man” by Taylor Swift, because their timeline mixes sharp feminist anger with pop‑fan energy. They frequently call out misogyny and patriarchy, echoing the song’s core message, for example with “fuck the patriarchy como diria mi madre taylor Swift” and “un misogino violento nunca va a ser una 'hermana'”. Their frustration with victim‑blaming and male impunity also matches the song’s critique of double standards, as seen in “y despues te mienten con que las denuncias le cagan la vida a los hombres” and “ayer salio la noticia de la chica encontrada en el aljibe y hoy salen con esto, despues te dicen que exageramos”. At the same time, they’re an outspoken Swiftie, openly defending Taylor and celebrating her, like in “dejenla en paz a la pobre taylor esta de vacaciones despues de una gira larguisima” and “feliz cumple a mi persona favorita en todo el mundo, te amo hoy y siempre 💕 @taylorswift13”. Politically, they’re angry at sexist, reactionary politics—“dios sacale todo el dolor a sabrina y multiplicalo por 1000 y se lo das a milei” and “que vergüenza que esta sea la ministra de seguridad”—which fits a song about how the world treats women worse than men. Altogether, their mix of feminist rage, Taylor devotion, and sharp social commentary lines up extremely well with the defiant spirit of “The Man.”
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