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Your Simpsons character
This user comes off as sharp, politically aware, and morally opinionated, which aligns most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they are outspoken about politics and social issues, calling out U.S. parties in posts like “holy shit the democrats in this country are fucking useless” and criticizing broader systems, as in “you poke an israeli as a minority your entire ethnic group jinjja gets wiped off of the planet”. They show a strong sense of justice around LGBTQ+ topics and gender, e.g. “people clearly don’t know what gender affirming care is… like it’s embarrassing” and “because they fetishize and dehumanize lesbians but that’s a conversation some of you aren’t ready for it seems”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to educate others and defend marginalized groups. At the same time, their intense pop‑culture fixation on K‑pop and games, like “me still being a vocaloid stan in 2026” and “spent $150 usd on zzz but got shunguang and sanby…life is well”, reflects Lisa’s obsessive fandoms (jazz, books, causes), just in a more online, chaotic way. The mix of intellectualism, activism, and occasional performative dramatics makes Lisa Simpson the closest fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly social, reactive, and attention-facing, constantly quote-tweeting discourse and inserting themselves into conversations, e.g. “someone get this musty lard ass off of my screen before i become unclass:y” and “when you, a queen, meet up with another queen to maximize your joint entrepreneurial slay”, which suggests outward energy and engagement rather than private rumination. They are strongly Intuitive (N): they frequently jump from specific events to broader takes or abstract patterns, like their commentary on fetishization and gender politics in “because they fetishize and dehumanize lesbians but that’s a conversation some of you aren’t ready for it seems” and “people clearly don’t know what gender affirming care is and constantly associate it with transitional surgeries…”, focusing on concepts and systems rather than concrete sensory details. Their style is more Feeling (F) than purely logical: they argue from values and empathy, expressing moral outrage or solidarity, as in “we genuinely need to keep straight people out of the hyperpop genre” and “if any of my oomfs are venezuelan just know that i am thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️❤️🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪”, prioritizing how things feel and who is harmed or protected. They come off as chaotic, improvisational, and spontaneously reactive rather than structured, which points to Perceiving (P): they bounce between fandoms, games, politics, and memes—“I CAN’T STOP MAKING AI GENERATED SONGS” and “spent $150 usd on zzz but got shunguang and sanby…life is well”—with little indication of long-term planning or orderly scheduling. Overall, the combination of high social energy, abstract/value-driven commentary, emotional intensity, and spontaneous behavior fits ENFP best.

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K‑pop & game nerd with too many opinions, APUSH student who once put Chuu and Heejin in a 19th Amendment presentation. Lesbians, WJSN, NewJeans, repeat.– @danibesity

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The overproof chili rum matches their unfiltered, scorching drag energy, like calling someone a “musty lard ass” in “someone get this musty lard ass off of my screen before i become unclass:y” while still sounding hilariously effortless. Blue curaçao nods to their stan life and internet-core aesthetics, from Vocaloid love in “me still being a vocaloid stan in 2026” to K‑pop prophecy threads like “groups that will be escaping the khia asylum in 2026 (not a drag, a prophecy)”. The yuzu/citrus soda reduction is the sharp, fizzy tang of their gaming and gacha obsession in “spent $150 usd on zzz but got shunguang and sanby…life is well” and “this game has killed me”. Rose syrup sweetens the mix for their softer, loyal side when they defend idols and queerness in posts like “because they fetishize and dehumanize lesbians but that’s a conversation some of you aren’t ready for it seems” and “if any of my oomfs are venezuelan just know that i am thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️❤️🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪”. Topping it with sparkling hard lemonade makes it loud, bright, and a little unhinged—perfect for someone whose bio is literally “pussy boutique” and who casually declares “FEBRUARY RELEASE MY FAT ASS IS GETTING FED THIS MONTH”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account reads as distinctly Gryffindor: loud, confrontational, and very willing to jump into conflict to defend their beliefs and faves. They openly call out perceived injustice or ignorance, like when they criticize people’s understanding of gender-affirming care in detail: “people clearly don’t know what gender affirming care is and constantly associate it with transitional surgeries… like it’s embarrassing”, and when they tie fetishization of lesbians to dehumanization: “because they fetishize and dehumanize lesbians but that’s a conversation some of you aren’t ready for it seems”. Their political and social bluntness also shows a courage bordering on recklessness, e.g. “you poke an israeli as a minority your entire ethnic group jinjja gets wiped off of the planet” and “holy shit the democrats in this country are fucking useless”, where they’re unafraid to take strong stances on polarizing issues. They frequently defend or protect groups and artists they care about (NewJeans, lesbians, certain idol groups), which fits Gryffindor’s ‘champion’ energy, such as “if any of my oomfs are venezuelan just know that i am thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️❤️🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪” and their hyped prophecies about groups ‘escaping’ or ‘entering’ the khia asylum: “groups that will be escaping the khia asylum in 2026 (not a drag, a prophecy): 1. UNIS 2. aespa 3. CLASS:y 4. VIVIZ 5. IVE 6. WJSN 7. LE SSERAFIM”. While they’re witty and creative, the dominant traits are boldness, moral fervor, and impulsive dragging—all classic hallmarks of a Gryffindor rather than the more calculating style of Slytherin or the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff.

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A song that best suits them is ANTIFRAGILE by LE SSERAFIM because it channels chaotic confidence, resilience, and a little bit of unbothered menace. They’re deeply into K‑pop and girl groups, stanning acts like WJSN and LE SSERAFIM, shown when they say “le sserafim’s logo is objectively the best logo because it’s not a name in cool font, and actually has meaning” and scream about finally getting a WJSN comeback in “BY THE GRACE OF THE LORD AND DAYOUNG WE HAVE SOLIDIFIED AN WJSN CB AFTER THE LONGEST HIATUS FROM A GROUP IN HISTORY”. Their timeline is full of unapologetic, sharp commentary on fandoms, gender, and politics, like “people clearly don’t know what gender affirming care is… like it’s embarrassing”, which mirrors the song’s defiant "I’m tougher because of what I go through" energy. They’re also proudly queer-coded and hyper-online, blending humor and rage in tweets like “we genuinely need to keep straight people out of the hyperpop genre” and “nobody gaf about those insecure korean boys”, much like the song’s unapologetic self-assertion. Overall, ANTIFRAGILE captures their mix of stan culture, survivalist humor, and loud, unfiltered confidence.

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