Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequently jokes in irreverent ways, like “I put the 'broth' in 'brothel' (I'm eating soup at the strip club)” and “Grindr profile pics be like”.
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on their mental state and social media use in bio (“This app is destroying my mental but I am addicted unfortunately”) and pokes fun at their own attractiveness in “If I was hot...I'd be such a whore So maybe it is for the better”.
- Fandom passion: Shows strong enthusiasm for games and creators, like multiple Genshin Impact posts “#GenshinMoonInvitation If Bina doesnt save my Ningguang idk what will” and affection for Jacksepticeye in “he's so chaotic I love it”.
- Sex‑positive: Comfortably jokes about sex and desire, as in “Looking for big beefy crocodile bottom” and “Is this a safe space...🥵”.
- Culturally engaged: Actively comments on internet and pop culture moments, such as Google issues in “Holy shit Google is broken” and the Nara Smith age discourse in “I AM OLDER THAN NARA SMITH?!”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑deprecating: Regularly puts themself down for humor, like “If I was hot...I'd be such a whore So maybe it is for the better” and the mentally draining app mention in their bio.
- Negativity focus: Leans into frustration and complaints, such as “Today's Connections really pisses me off” and calling Google “broken” in this tweet.
- Crude humor: Uses explicit or shocking jokes that might alienate some people, like “I put the 'broth' in 'brothel' (I'm eating soup at the strip club)” and the Grindr/Scruff posts here.
- Addiction framing: Describes their relationship with the app in addictive terms in their bio (“This app is destroying my mental but I am addicted unfortunately”), suggesting difficulty setting boundaries with social media.
- Harsh judgments: Comments bluntly on others’ appearances, like “SHE IS 22?!? She looks 30+ sorry”, which can come across as unnecessarily critical.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The profile fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly joking through mild existential dread. Like Bart, they lean into dark humor about their own life, calling the app "This app is destroying my mental but I am addicted unfortunately" and making outrageous horny or self-deprecating jokes such as "If I was hot...I'd be such a whore So maybe it is for the better" and "Looking for big beefy crocodile bottom." Their timeline is memey and trollish in a very Bart way, with posts like "I put the 'broth' in 'brothel' (I'm eating soup at the strip club)" and "Grindr profile pics be like." At the same time, they’re passionate about their niche obsessions (Genshin, Pokémon, games) the way Bart fixates on pranks and pop culture, evidenced by tweets like "#GenshinImpact #GenshinSpecialProgram Lets go Durin!" and "Anyone else think they announced Mega Victreebel right now to cut down the X and Y shaped mega evolution Pokemon propaganda." Overall, they read as a queer, very-online Bart: mischievous, loud, a bit messy, and using humor as armor.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they joke openly about sex, dating apps, and thirst posts, e.g. “Is this a safe space...🥵”, “What is the difference between Scruff and Grindr? Is it the same?”, and “Looking for big beefy crocodile bottom”, and they frequently engage with memes and quoted tweets, suggesting social energy and outward expression rather than guarded privacy. Their interests and humor show Intuition (N): they enjoy speculative game content and theorycrafting like “I really hope Varka is gonna be not physical but if he is hes at least meta. Also I hope for more Lunar Reactions, maybe a Geo Anemo reaction”, and they riff on absurd concepts like industrial glycine memes and surreal jokes such as “I put the 'broth' in 'brothel' (I'm eating soup at the strip club)”, showing a taste for ideas over concrete detail. They come across as strongly Feeling (F): they reference their mental health in the bio (“This app is destroying my mental but I am addicted unfortunately”), react emotionally to puzzles like “Today's Connections really pisses me off”, and talk about how teen experiences with Jacksepticeye affected them socially in “because of him I did dye my hair green at like 15 and a lot of people shouted his name after me in the hall like it was a slur...”, indicating value-laden, personal framing rather than detached logic. Their lifestyle seems Perceiving (P): they ask spontaneous questions about games and apps like “Does Wuthering Waves give you a guaranteed 5 Star for your first 10 pull? Or did I genuinely just get lucky, idk if I'm supposed to be excited lol” and “What is the difference between Scruff and Grindr? Is it the same?”, and their posting is impulsive, chaotic meme commentary (e.g. “I'll start commenting this under every couple kissing”) rather than structured plans or routines. Altogether, the socially expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You dyed your hair green for Jacksepticeye at 15 — if that’s your standard for men, I’m ready to be chronically online, mildly unhinged, and completely devoted to you too.
- You’re worried Genshin is destroying your mental, but you’re still out here praying Bina saves your Ningguang and hyping Durin… if you can commit that hard to pixels, imagine how hard you’d commit to a real-life 5★ like me.
- You said if you were hot you’d be such a whore — plot twist: you *are* hot, so should I book us a table at the brothel where you ‘put the broth in brothel,’ or just start with soup and see where it goes?
- You’re confused about Scruff vs Grindr and hunting for a ‘big beefy crocodile bottom’ — I may not be a reptile, but I can absolutely be the emotionally stable top who explains the apps while you roast my profile pics.
- This app may be ‘destroying your mental,’ but from your Hell location, Donghua Jinglong glycine lore, and yelling about American marshmallow potatoes, you seem like the exact brand of chaotic bi disaster I’d love to hold hands with and complain about Connections puzzles at 3 AM.
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Your new Twitter bio
24 • he/him • bi gamer. Once dyed my hair Jacksepticeye green and got heckled for it, yet I still log into Genshin and this app daily.– @Danissosleepy
Your signature cocktail
The Industrial Glycine Grindr-tini
This drink glows a chaotic neon green in honor of him dyeing his hair because of Jacksepticeye and the lingering trauma-comedy of people yelling after him in the halls: “because of him I did dye my hair green at like 15 and a lot of people shouted his name after me in the hall like it was a slur...”. The spiced rum is for the slightly unhinged horny posting and grindset gay humor like “Grindr profile pics be like” and “What is the difference between Scruff and Grindr? Is it the same?”. Grapefruit soda brings a sharp, bitter-sweet fizz to match his mood of “this app is destroying my mental but I am addicted unfortunately” and reactions like “Today's Connections really pisses me off”. A dash of absinthe nods to his hellish, slightly feral gamer brain from Genshin, LoL, and gacha chaos such as “The LoL launcher minigame was nice and the bunny girl is cute but Ornn...hear me out” and “#GenshinMoonInvitation If Bina doesnt save my Ningguang idk what will”. Finally, the black salt rim represents his location "Hell" and his dark, self-deprecating humor like “If I was hot...I'd be such a whore So maybe it is for the better” and the immortal line “I put the 'broth' in 'brothel' (I'm eating soup at the strip club)”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Dan comes across as primarily witty, curious, and very online-clever in a way that aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw. They constantly make layered jokes and wordplay, like the deadpan absurdity of “I put the 'broth' in 'brothel' (I'm eating soup at the strip club)” and the self-aware humor of “If I was hot...I'd be such a whore So maybe it is for the better”, which shows quick, playful intellect more than raw ambition or earnestness. Their curiosity and analytical streak show up in how they pick apart games and media, asking detailed questions like “Does Wuthering Waves give you a guaranteed 5 Star for your first 10 pull? Or did I genuinely just get lucky, idk if I'm supposed to be excited lol” and “What is the difference between Scruff and Grindr? Is it the same?”. Even their complaints have a cerebral, puzzle-y flavor, as in “Today's Connections really pisses me off”, which hints at engagement with word/logic games rather than pure vibes. While there are hints of Slytherin self-preservation and Gryffindor-level chaotic humor, the dominant throughline is clever commentary, curiosity about systems, and a meme-savvy, analytical way of engaging with the world—classic Ravenclaw energy.
Your movie
Your song
boys will be boys - dua saleh
A well-suited song for Dan is “boys will be boys” by dua saleh, because it blends queer identity, dark humor, and a slightly chaotic, self-aware energy. Their bio (“This app is destroying my mental but I am addicted unfortunately he/him bi 24”) and posts like “Looking for big beefy crocodile bottom” show a playful but explicit queer lens on relationships and desire, which matches dua saleh’s gender- and sexuality-bending writing. They’re loudly online, chronically terminally-on-Twitter, joking about hookup apps in “What is the difference between Scruff and Grindr? Is it the same?” and meme-posting about thirst in “Is this a safe space...🥵”, echoing the song’s mix of intimacy and irreverence. At the same time, they show flashes of burnout and nihil humor in posts like “This app is destroying my mental but I am addicted unfortunately”, which aligns with the song’s darker undercurrent beneath a confident exterior. Their love for gaming fandoms and chaotic internet culture, seen in tweets like “I'll start commenting this under every couple kissing” and their Genshin/LoL posting, rounds out the picture of someone whose vibe is queer, online, and slightly unhinged in a way that fits dua saleh’s moody, subversive pop perfectly.
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