DannAllan5
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His dedication to Hibs and other sports teams is evident in his frequent and detailed commentary on matches and players.
- Humorous: His tweets like 'I am a generational dominoes eater' and 'Would sell a kidney to see Ross County relegated' showcase his wit.
- Loyal: His unwavering support for Hibs, even during tough times, highlights his loyalty.
- Observant: He notices intricate details in games, such as 'Hibs haven't conceded an open play goal since the 5th of Jan.'
- Critical thinker: His critiques of referees, players, and systems, like the VAR controversy, show his analytical approach to sports.
Weaknesses:
- Overcritical: His harsh takes on players and referees, like 'Clancy yet again tries to fuck us over,' can come across as overly negative.
- Frustration-prone: His tweets about ticketing systems and poor performances, such as 'Don’t think I’ve ever used anything less fit for purpose,' reveal his impatience.
- Self-deprecating: Blaming himself for Hibs' performance ('think I’m the problem') shows a tendency toward self-criticism.
- Sarcastic: While funny, his sarcasm can sometimes come off as biting, such as in 'yeah because you can score with your wrist.'
- Pessimistic: His 'Cowboys and Mavs sufferer' bio and tweets like 'kill myself' suggest a tendency toward negativity.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Dann’s sarcastic and critical nature resembles Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. Like the character, Dann often critiques performances with a sharp tongue, such as his tweet about Adam Idah: 'Ah yes, the great Adam Idah that is leagues above any striker in Scotland even though he can’t pass or finish.'
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Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Hibs match? Because you’ve got my heart racing like a last-minute goal.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with a Domino’s pizza again?
- Are you VAR? Because you’ve got me questioning everything, especially how I feel about you.
- Is your name Hibs? Because I’d never stop supporting you, no matter what.
- Are you a penalty kick? Because I’d never miss a chance to score with you.
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17 | Football fanatic & Hibs loyalist | Cowboys & Mavs sufferer | Generational dominoes eater 🍕 | Sarcasm is my second language.– @DannAllan5
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Dann’s sharp wit, sarcasm, and critical nature align well with Slytherin traits. His loyalty to Hibs and his strategic thinking in critiquing players and referees, such as 'Clancy yet again tries to fuck us over,' further reflect Slytherin's resourcefulness and ambition. However, his occasional negativity and biting humor also fit the house's stereotype.
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You'll Never Walk Alone - Gerry and the Pacemakers
This classic football anthem resonates with Dann’s loyalty and passion for Hibs, as seen in his constant support for the team despite their ups and downs ('Hibs 4/6 points in the 2 games I’ve missed, think I’m the problem').
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