Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: He openly expresses love and pride for his girlfriend, e.g. “I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND @trashfag42 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” and frequently promotes her account and votes for her.
- Politically engaged: He strongly opposes fascism and the far right, e.g. “nie wieder faschismus”, shares Holocaust remembrance, and talks about demonstrating against right‑wing politics.
- Supportive feminist: He defends measures like free menstrual products at school and seating for pregnant people, criticizing sexist ‘equality’ arguments in “his ‘equality’ sounds more like discrimination dude…”.
- Creative expressive: He posts art‑related thoughts like “make drawing fun again”, shares photos, selfies, and jokes, using Twitter as an outlet for humor and self‑expression.
- Boundary‑setting: He clearly states and enforces social boundaries, e.g. “IF YOURE ANNOYING I BLOCK YOU” and “i can choose not to talk to” about blocking people.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal language: He frequently uses self‑harm and suicide phrases in casual frustration, e.g. “im goin to kill myself if you all dont stop” and “dude another she her and im killing myself”.
- Public self‑harm history: He shares diagnoses including intentional self‑harm in “Absichtliche Selbstbeschädigung (ICD 10: X84.9)”, suggesting ongoing vulnerability that may not be fully supported or private.
- Hostile tone: He often responds with insults or aggressive phrasing like “THIS DUDE BRO”, “fuck is this guy talking about”, and frequent “SHUTUPP” or “im killing myself” reactions.
- Online overexposure: He posts detailed personal struggles (mental health, bullying, school, relationship specifics) and conflict screenshots, such as “first 2 screenshots are all i said about said person…”, which can fuel drama and reduce privacy.
- Conflict‑focused: A notable amount of his timeline centers on arguments, blocking, and callouts, shown by tweets like “muting because this is getting my life threatened” and repeated block‑discourse, which can keep him in stressful online cycles.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: politically aware, outspoken, and emotionally intense. Like Lisa, they’re openly anti-fascist and socially engaged, as seen in tweets like “27. Januar: Wir gedenken den Opfern des Nationalsozialismus.” and “nie wieder faschismus”. They have strong opinions on justice and discrimination, e.g. “'free speech' and its just wanting everyone different from you dead” and “his ‘equality’ sounds more like discrimination dude id like to see you carry around a human in your stomach and have to stand”. At the same time, they’re very emotionally expressive and self-reflective, talking about diagnoses and mental health in “meine diagnosen: Soziale Phobie… Absichtliche Selbstbeschädigung…”, which fits Lisa’s sensitive, internalized struggles. Their love of music and media fandoms, like “is that green day..🥹 in my english book…🥹🥹” and active participation in South Park Twitter, also mirrors Lisa’s intense nerdy interests and tendency to dive deep into culture.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E) because they actively seek interaction and attention from a broad audience, e.g. their promo tweet: “i'm mayo ! 15 he/him ifb all! pls be my friend :P” and inviting others socially: “sleepover tmrw whos coming”. Their timeline shows a strong Intuitive (N) bent: they enjoy memes, politics, and meta-humor more than concrete details, like “they need to make a sp episode about this” and ideological takes such as “what even is ancap if youre ancap youre a poser”, which focus on concepts and values over sensory specifics. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they defend marginalized groups and react emotionally, e.g. “no its not half of trans people regretting transition its 1% of them”, “nie wieder faschismus”, and intense emotional outbursts like “im goin to kill myself if you all dont stop”. The Perceiving (P) side shows in their spontaneity and somewhat chaotic flow of interests: from random selfies “hello”, to impulsive hair ideas “lowk really want short hair”, to reactive blocking policies “IF YOURE ANNOYING I BLOCK YOU” and “people just want interaction”, which suggest flexible, in-the-moment decisions rather than structured long-term planning. Taken together—social, expressive, values-driven, and spontaneous—ENFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You like songs where someone sings and the others go “uuuuuuuu”? Good, because if we ever dated my brain would be the background vocals every time you tweet.
- You met your girlfriend in a Twitter Space… so statistically speaking I’ve still got a chance to meet you in your DMs, right?
- You said nothing makes you happier than ‘hetero fatalism’—wanna balance the universe and go on a catastrophically queer little date instead?
- You proudly posted your diagnoses and still joke about everything; that’s insanely brave and kind of hot. If you ever want someone to walk through the snow to school with you and then complain about it together, I volunteer.
- You’re on #sptwt, you love Green Day, and you’re pro human art—so if I hand‑draw us as South Park characters listening to ‘Jesus of Suburbia’ in the snow, does that earn me a follow back or a restraining order (I’m hoping for the first one).
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
15 • he/him • met my girlfriend in a Twitter Space and never logged off • snow enjoyer, Green Day defender, and loud voice against fascism– @dannys_death
Your signature cocktail
The Mayo Snow Golem Fizz
White rum is the base because underneath all the chaos they’re still just “a man, not a hero,” echoing their bio and the self-aware tone in posts like “i’m just a man, i’m not a hero / ilmgf @trashfag42 ❤️💚”. Green apple soda nods to their Green Day / emo / alt vibe and the soft, excitable side that goes “🥹” over things like “is that green day..🥹 in my english book…🥹🥹” and their love for their girlfriend in “I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND @trashfag42 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH”. Blackberry syrup adds darkness and intensity, mirroring their mental health candor in “meine diagnosen: Soziale Phobie… Absichtliche Selbstbeschädigung” and the dramatic threats like “im goin to kill myself if you all dont stop” used in a very online, hyperbolic way. Lime juice brings sharp acidity for the political and moral edge in tweets like “nie wieder faschismus” and “'free speech' and its just wanting everyone different from you dead”, cutting through the sweetness with clarity. Finally, crushed ice and a salted rim capture their snow-obsessed, wintry timeline from “#snowtwt” and “'i wish i had snow' my way to school”, plus the salty blocking energy of “IF YOURE ANNOYING I BLOCK YOU”. This makes the drink strong but playful, sweet with a bite, and just experimental enough to feel like a very online, slightly unhinged, snow-loving emo teen in cocktail form.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a distinctly Gryffindor blend of outspoken conviction and willingness to confront others over their beliefs. Politically, they’re very vocal and combative against fascism and the far right, as seen in tweets like “nie wieder faschismus” and “wer kommt mit wir demonstrieren gegen rechts und kleben uns auf die straße und was wir vögel sonst noch machen”, which reflect moral courage and a readiness to literally take to the streets. They stand up for marginalized groups and push back on bad-faith discourse, e.g. “'free speech' and its just wanting everyone different from you dead” and “no its not half of trans people regretting transition its 1% of them”, showing a bold, confrontational defense of their values rather than quiet diplomacy. Their impulsive, dramatic style also fits Gryffindor: the repeated hyperbolic threats like “im goin to kill myself if you all dont stop” and “dude another she her and im killing myself” emphasize emotional intensity and acting from the heart. Even in personal matters, they’re fearless and public about their relationships and identity, with posts like “I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND @trashfag42 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” and activism at school such as appreciating free menstrual products in “haben neuen schulleiter ... und jetzt gibt's tampons und pads für alle die sie brauchen”, signaling someone who speaks up and celebrates what they care about loudly. Overall, the combination of political bravery, willingness to argue openly, and passionate, impulsive expression aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day
A fitting song for them is Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day, since they explicitly identify as a "jesus of suburbia enjoyer" in a meme about people who like long songs: “chud who cant enjoy songs... jesus of suburbia enjoyer:”. The track’s themes of teenage angst, mental health struggles, and suburban frustration resonate with their openly discussed diagnoses and self-harm history: “meine diagnosen: Soziale Phobie... Absichtliche Selbstbeschädigung”. They also show a deep emotional attachment to Green Day, reacting with awe to seeing the band in their English book: “is that green day..🥹 in my english book…🥹🥹”. The song’s mix of vulnerability, rebellion, and melodrama mirrors their tweeting style, from dark humor about themselves to passionate political stances like “nie wieder faschismus”.
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