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Your Simpsons character
Dante Lokesten perfectly embodies the Comic Book Guy through his cynical gatekeeping of 'nerd' culture and his elitist disdain for those he deems 'casuals' or 'braindead.' He frequently attacks others' media literacy and intelligence, such as when he mocks a “Person born yesterday that doesn't know more than 4 games” or calls out “tech bros on AI slop”. Like the Simpsons character, his identity is built on an “Unhealthy obsession with games” and a sharp, sarcastic wit used to belittle popular trends he finds inferior. He even exhibits the classic 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' attitude when critiquing game design, lamenting that “Sempre é insano alguém falar de jogo que a única coisa que carrega é ter gráfico realista”. Ultimately, his feed is a masterclass in intellectual superiority over niche hobbies, making him the digital version of Springfield's most famous critic.

Your MBTI personality Type
Dante shows clear Introverted (I) and Intuitive (N) traits by focusing on solitary media like gaming and TTRPGs, often expressing a detached, cynical view of social trends, such as when he observes that “Staying out of the fgc is the best”. His Thinking (T) preference is dominant, as he prioritizes logical consistency and competency over diplomacy, frequently labeling others as “braindead” or criticizing “smooth brain” designs. He exhibits Perceiving (P) characteristics through his varied interests and preference for emergent gameplay, noting how much he enjoys “run based games improvising with items” over rigid structures. Overall, his obsession with the “impact that games can have on people” reflects an analytical mindset that seeks to deconstruct systems and human behavior from a distance.

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Brazilian designer and RPG enthusiast. I enjoy dissecting game mechanics, debating media literacy, and exploring why we play the things we do. Pathfinder > DnD.– @DanteLokesten

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This drink starts with a strong Brazilian Cachaça base to honor Dante's roots, but quickly turns sharp with habanero bitters to match his frequent call-outs of 'dogshit dps' and general frustration with the gaming community. The bitter Aperol represents his disdain for the 'right wing grift' he sees spreading through his favorite niche circles, while the Blue Curaçao mirrors the 'blue checkmark echo chambers' he finds so fascinating to watch. Despite the cynicism, the drink is served cold as a nod to his love for tactical RPGs and the 'absolute cinema' of internet drama. It is a complex, experimental blend for someone who believes 'living in hell' is our current reality, making it the perfect companion for a late-night Deadlock session.

Your Hogwarts House
Dante demonstrates a quintessential Ravenclaw obsession with the intricacies and design of media, focusing on "the impact that games can have on people" and criticizing those who value "realistic graphics" over unique art direction. He values intellectual rigor and media literacy, frequently mocking others for being "braindead" or for their inability to understand "the meaning of the words" they use. His analytical nature is further highlighted by his preference for complex systems, such as "switching from dnd to pathfinder" and his disdain for "AI slop", which he views as a lack of creative integrity.

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The song captures the chaotic, cynical, and often exhausting landscape of online culture that Dante meticulously documents and critiques. Dante spends much of his time highlighting the absurdity of the digital age, from “blue checkmark echo chambers” to the prevalence of “AI slop” and “engagement bait.” His content reflects the song’s descent from curiosity into madness, specifically noting how “Elon cuck managed to make twitter such an awful place 10 times worse than before.” Ultimately, he embodies the song's weary perspective on modern connectivity, observing that “we're already living in hell man” while simultaneously being unable to look away from the screen.

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