Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Media Literacy: He critiques those who ignore subtext or artistic intent, such as players failing to understand Fear and Hunger.
- Artistic Integrity: He values unique art direction and proprietary engines over realistic graphics and AI-generated content.
- Gaming Versatility: His interests span various genres including TTRPGs, MOBAs like Deadlock, and tactical shooters like Tarkov.
- Anti-Scam Awareness: He actively calls out blue checkmark scammers and crypto-related brand degradation.
- Supportive Peer: He offers kudos to others for trying to express themselves despite online dogpiling.
Weaknesses:
- Abrasive Hostility: He frequently insults others' intelligence, calling them “braindead” or “smooth brain”.
- Extreme Hyperbole: He uses severe rhetoric, such as praying for a public figure to be “Shinzo'd” due to platform changes.
- Gatekeeping Tendencies: He dismisses opinions from younger people or newcomers, often citing they were “born yesterday”.
- Aggressive Cynicism: He views the internet as a “hell” and labels entire communities like the FGC as “roaches.”
- Unfiltered Mockery: He employs vulgar humor to belittle opposing views, such as his crude comment about a user's phone usage.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Dante Lokesten perfectly embodies the Comic Book Guy through his cynical gatekeeping of 'nerd' culture and his elitist disdain for those he deems 'casuals' or 'braindead.' He frequently attacks others' media literacy and intelligence, such as when he mocks a “Person born yesterday that doesn't know more than 4 games” or calls out “tech bros on AI slop”. Like the Simpsons character, his identity is built on an “Unhealthy obsession with games” and a sharp, sarcastic wit used to belittle popular trends he finds inferior. He even exhibits the classic 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' attitude when critiquing game design, lamenting that “Sempre é insano alguém falar de jogo que a única coisa que carrega é ter gráfico realista”. Ultimately, his feed is a masterclass in intellectual superiority over niche hobbies, making him the digital version of Springfield's most famous critic.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTTP
Dante shows clear Introverted (I) and Intuitive (N) traits by focusing on solitary media like gaming and TTRPGs, often expressing a detached, cynical view of social trends, such as when he observes that “Staying out of the fgc is the best”. His Thinking (T) preference is dominant, as he prioritizes logical consistency and competency over diplomacy, frequently labeling others as “braindead” or criticizing “smooth brain” designs. He exhibits Perceiving (P) characteristics through his varied interests and preference for emergent gameplay, noting how much he enjoys “run based games improvising with items” over rigid structures. Overall, his obsession with the “impact that games can have on people” reflects an analytical mindset that seeks to deconstruct systems and human behavior from a distance.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the new Deadlock mode? Because you make life feel like a fun run-based game and I'm hoping for a 'short match' that lasts forever.
- I promise I’m not a 'blue checkmark scammer'—I’d never steal someone else’s work when the only thing I want to claim is a spot in your party for a TTRPG polycule.
- If life is a slog like Dead by Daylight, you’re the only 'basic setup' I’d be willing to grind 500 hours just to unlock.
- Is your name Pathfinder? Because switching to you from everyone else brings me more joy than finally leaving a broken D&D campaign.
- I’d definitely go to war for you, but let’s skip the battle and just spend the night debating why horse testicles in HD are the downfall of modern gaming.
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Your new Twitter bio
Brazilian designer and RPG enthusiast. I enjoy dissecting game mechanics, debating media literacy, and exploring why we play the things we do. Pathfinder > DnD.– @DanteLokesten
Your signature cocktail
The Deadlock Drifter
This drink starts with a strong Brazilian Cachaça base to honor Dante's roots, but quickly turns sharp with habanero bitters to match his frequent call-outs of 'dogshit dps' and general frustration with the gaming community. The bitter Aperol represents his disdain for the 'right wing grift' he sees spreading through his favorite niche circles, while the Blue Curaçao mirrors the 'blue checkmark echo chambers' he finds so fascinating to watch. Despite the cynicism, the drink is served cold as a nod to his love for tactical RPGs and the 'absolute cinema' of internet drama. It is a complex, experimental blend for someone who believes 'living in hell' is our current reality, making it the perfect companion for a late-night Deadlock session.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Dante demonstrates a quintessential Ravenclaw obsession with the intricacies and design of media, focusing on "the impact that games can have on people" and criticizing those who value "realistic graphics" over unique art direction. He values intellectual rigor and media literacy, frequently mocking others for being "braindead" or for their inability to understand "the meaning of the words" they use. His analytical nature is further highlighted by his preference for complex systems, such as "switching from dnd to pathfinder" and his disdain for "AI slop", which he views as a lack of creative integrity.
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Your song
Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham
The song captures the chaotic, cynical, and often exhausting landscape of online culture that Dante meticulously documents and critiques. Dante spends much of his time highlighting the absurdity of the digital age, from “blue checkmark echo chambers” to the prevalence of “AI slop” and “engagement bait.” His content reflects the song’s descent from curiosity into madness, specifically noting how “Elon cuck managed to make twitter such an awful place 10 times worse than before.” Ultimately, he embodies the song's weary perspective on modern connectivity, observing that “we're already living in hell man” while simultaneously being unable to look away from the screen.
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