Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Expresses strong love for their community, stating “I love everyone so much I am the love boy”.
- Self-Aware: Recognizes their own social patterns, such as “making people hate me before getting scared everyone will hate me”.
- Community-Oriented: Actively warns peers about dangerous online spaces, specifically regarding “shedtwt posters” and cult-like behavior.
- Honest: Maintains transparency about their mental health journey and “considering trying to recover” from their eating disorder.
- Supportive: Displays a desire to protect and care for friends, wishing to “help them recover while showering them in all their desires”.
Weaknesses:
- Attention-Seeking: Admits to wanting a “fake call out doc” just to get social media attention.
- Self-Destructive: Engages in harmful behaviors and asks others about the “weirdest thing you’ve cut with”.
- Insecure: Struggles with body image, frequently using derogatory terms like “big fat juicy stale” to describe themselves.
- Emotionally Volatile: Reports extreme emotional shifts, including “crying for the first time in two years” and feeling unstable.
- Revalidation-Dependent: Constantly worries about their social standing, asking “if I disappeared would anyone on here notice”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the user's darker internet subculture involvement, they mirror Lisa Simpson through their intense focus on academic achievement, activism, and a deep-seated feeling of being misunderstood by peers. This is evident in their stress over “PRE A LEVEL REVISION WOO” and their vocal frustration with social injustice, stating “I hate everyone so much why are people so ignorant to the evil in this world”. Like Lisa, the user experiences profound existential loneliness, questioning “If I disappeared would anyone on here notice”. Ultimately, their combination of high intelligence, moral rigidity, and a desperate need for validation from others makes them a modern, digitally-distressed reflection of the Simpsons' middle child.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Despite claiming to be an INTP, the user displays clear extroverted traits by constantly seeking external validation and attention, stating “how do I make people notice me” and actively “moot hunting”. They exhibit Intuition (N) through abstract self-conceptualization, such as feeling “like a dragon” or using metaphors about “whispering into the void.” Their decision-making is heavily dictated by Feeling (F), often driven by intense emotional swings and a desire for harmony, as seen when they declare “I love everyone so much I am the love boy.” Finally, they align with Perceiving (P) due to their spontaneous and disorganized nature, admitting they “forgot about this account” and frequently making impulsive, “very very scared” posts based on immediate whims.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the main character in Attack on Titan? Because I’d definitely let you get me pregnant—with affection and devotion, of course.
- I promise I’m a high-quality moot; if you add me to your hoard, I’ll be the shiniest gem in your dragon's nest.
- Is your safeword 'Dream'? Because I’d listen to you every time and make sure the comfort afterwards is better than any fanfic.
- I heard you’re an Alpha looking for a pack—if I let you be the boss, can I be the OOMF that never softblocks you?
- If we were in Undertale, I’d give you all my G instead of gold, because you’re the only 'Sans-ational' person on my timeline.
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Digital artist & student exploring the intersections of psychology and character design. I once ate a whole jar of pickles in one sitting—ask me about the brine.– @dar_k_nes
Your signature cocktail
The Eepy Alpha Void
This experimental drink is designed for the 'love boy' who balances being a 'top' with an intense desire for attention. The bitter notes reflect the mood of someone who admits, "all my bitch ass does is get angry about my weight", while the blue hue honors the 'it/he/void/darkness' identity. It’s served in a jagged glass to represent the 'plastic shard' aesthetic, perfect for an "eepy boy" who thrives on internet clout. Ultimately, it captures the chaos of someone who wants to be an "Alpha" while "whispering into the void".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Dream displays a strong Slytherin-coded focus on self-preservation and a distinct desire for attention and social status within their community. They explicitly state a wish for notoriety, tweeting, “My dream would be someone making a fake call out doc/thread on me that I can prove false and get attention for”, demonstrating a cunning approach to gaining social capital. Their resourcefulness and leadership leanings appear when they assert dominance over their social circle, claiming, “OOMFS YOU ARE MY PACK and I will be the Alpha”. Furthermore, they exhibit the Slytherin trait of being highly selective with their loyalty, stating “I block freely” in their bio and admitting that “Every day I fight myself to not show my body for internet clout”, highlighting an ambitious, albeit internal, struggle for recognition.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
The song Teen Idle perfectly mirrors the user's struggle with identity, disordered eating, and a desperate craving for validation. The lyrics regarding the desire for attention and the burden of youth resonate with their tweet, “Every day I fight myself to not show my body for internet clout”. MARINA’s themes of self-destruction and obsession with weight align with the user’s bio and posts where they admit, “All my bitch ass does is get angry about my weight, cut and get hard the thought of getting all the men from attack on Titan pregnant”. Furthermore, the song's juxtaposition of innocence and darkness fits a profile that discusses “hardlaunching my age regression” while simultaneously engaging in hyper-sexualized fandom talk. Ultimately, the user's open admission of wanting a “fake call out doc/thread on me that I can prove false and get attention for” captures the exact 'attention-seeking as a survival mechanism' vibe that the song explores.
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