Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Ambition: She shows strong dedication to her studies, preparing for the “FUVEST” and “Provão Paulista” exams.
- Passionate Fan: She expresses intense enthusiasm for media, calling herself a “HUGE fan” of Samuel de Assis and obsessing over #Tresgraças.
- Socially Conscious: She values political education, evidenced by her “Paulo Freire” t-shirt and reminders about “Palestine”.
- Witty Humor: She uses self-deprecating humor and sharp metaphors, like comparing her “essay digressions” to a mailman's path.
- Loyal Friend: She displays deep affection for her social circle, mentioning “missing Bruna” and supporting friends during “competitions”.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme Anxiety: She often describes herself as a “bundle of nerves” or wanting to “vomit her organs” from stress.
- Quick Judgement: She is prone to immediate negative reactions toward others, stating “I don't like this girl seriously” without context.
- Hyper-fixation: Her focus on exams and television leads to a feeling of losing her identity, wanting to “become a person again” only after December.
- Aggressive Communication: She uses harsh language when frustrated, such as telling “southerners” to back off or calling her university a “slut”.
- Procrastination Tendencies: She struggles with focus, admitting that “everything is a possible essay theme” when she is supposed to be studying.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Dara matches Lisa Simpson through her intense academic focus and passion for social justice, evidenced by her stress over exams like the “VAI FUVEST É AGORA” and her constant analysis of essay themes. Like Lisa, she is a deeply devoted fan of arts and complex narratives, frequently commenting on the political and emotional layers of the soap opera Três Graças, such as when she notes “a arminda não odeia o raul, ela odeia o fato de que ele é um lembrete constante da existência... do rogério”. She shares Lisa's intellectual wit and occasional frustration with those around her, humorously identifying with a student who rants about the “unesp bauru” during a storm. Furthermore, her progressive values shine through when she celebrates a shirt featuring “paulo freire”, mirroring Lisa’s role as the moral and social conscience of her own community.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Mendes exhibits Extroversion (E) through high social engagement and emotional externalization, often attending events like parties and concerts, such as when they noted, “amanhã tem fogo na bomba estou em polvorosa”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on complex narratives and subtext in media, exemplified by their analysis of character motivations: “a arminda não odeia o raul, ela odeia o fato de que ele é um lembrete constante...”. As a Feeling (F) type, they prioritize emotional expression and values over objective logic, frequently using passionate language like “queria vomitar toooooodos os meus órgãos” to describe stress. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shows in a spontaneous, flexible lifestyle and self-deprecating humor regarding their lack of structure, visible when they admitted to “indo pra fnb fazendo questões no metrô” at the last minute.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the FUVEST? Because I've been nervous about meeting you for months and I'm ready to give you my full attention today.
- Call me the 'Provão Paulista'—I might be a surprise, but I promise my feelings for you are a lot better than that essay score.
- Is your name Arminda? Because I'm feeling a constant, inescapable connection to you that I just can't seem to hate. #TresGraças
- I may not be a Tiago Santinelli video, but I’m smart, definitely into you, and I promise not to make you wait until December 15th to be happy.
- I’d travel from São Paulo to Rio just to wake up next to you, even if the driver doesn't know the way and we end up stuck in Bauru rain.
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From analyzing Três Graças scripts to debating FUVEST themes. A professional enthusiast of Brazilian media, education, and the occasional Paulo Freire t-shirt.– @darasgf
Your signature cocktail
The Safic-Unesp Sunset
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a student who is “officially unemployed” and currently navigating the high-stakes drama of Brazilian entrance exams like “VAI FUVEST É AGORA”. The bold Cachaça base reflects their unapologetic passion for soap operas, specifically when things get “SAFICAS SAFICAS SAFICAS SAFICAS”. The bitter notes of Campari mirror the struggle of taking exams in the rain where one might “tomar chuva pra entrar na unesp bauru”, while the golden garnish celebrates the ultimate plot twist: “A INDIA BOTOU A PORRA DO COLAAAAAAAAAAAR”. It’s a complex, intellectual, yet totally “tesudo” mix for someone who wants to “namorar todos os homens e mulheres do mundo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Mendes exhibits a strong Ravenclaw orientation through her deep commitment to academic pursuits and her analytical approach to media. She frequently discusses the rigors of her education, from agonizing over the “redação do provão paulista” to studying on the go, noting she was “fazendo questões no metrô” on her way to an event. Her intellectual curiosity is evident in her appreciation for Tiago Santinelli as an “inteligente” man and her tendency to view the world through a scholarly lens, admitting “tudo é um possível tema de redação quando vc é maluco o suficiente.” This persistent focus on exams like FUVEST and the UNESP entrance, combined with her wit, perfectly aligns with the house of Rowena Ravenclaw.
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Bisexual Anthem - Domi La Relevante
Dara’s profile is a vibrant mix of student anxiety and a loud, proud celebration of her identity, as seen when she exclaims, “incrédula com a foto do tiago... sou definitivamente bissexual”. She consistently expresses attraction to all genders, tweeting that she “queria namorar todos os homens e mulheres do mundo” while passionately rooting for queer representation in media with shouts of “SAFICAS SAFICAS SAFICAS SAFICAS #TresGracas”. This theme of dual attraction is central to her online presence, whether she is thirsting over actors or analyzing the dynamics of the show Três Graças. The song perfectly mirrors her unapologetic attitude and her explicit declaration of being “LESBICAAAAAAAAAAAAS” in spirit while navigating the complexities of her diverse crushes.
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