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Your Simpsons character
The account fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, attention-seeking, dramatic, but ultimately driven by wanting connection and fun. Like Bart, they constantly joke about taboo stuff and sex in an over-the-top way, e.g. “tetas culo sexo vagina pene” and “Sexo, sexo y sexo.”. They use edgy humor about death and suicide as a kind of exaggerated bit, similar to Bart’s dark pranks: “1 like y los ghosteo a todos y me alejo de todos y me suicido secretamente” and “ok me voy a matar pasen tips”. Their school-related meltdowns, like “DIOS AYUDANE No PeDO MAS CON LA ECUELADE MIERDA…”, mirror Bart’s constant struggle with authority and homework. At the same time, they clearly care about their friends and online circle, doing threads and bit jokes for mutuals like “1 like y le hago hilo a @obssesivehani ^w^”, which matches Bart’s hidden but real loyalty under all the chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as clearly Extraverted (E): they constantly interact with their mutuals, organize games and questionnaires, and loudly share emotions and drama, e.g. “hpla chikes mperdon por no decirles gm...” and the attention‑seeking “1 like y los ghosteo a todos y me alejo de todos y me suicido secretamente”. Their style points to Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they hyperfixate on fandoms, ships, and abstract/self‑concept stuff like kinnies (“Amatista, perla, spinela...”) rather than concrete, step‑by‑step reality. They are strongly Feeling (F): posts are driven by emotions, relationships, and dramatic reactions instead of logical structure, seen in “Los odio todos me kiero suiimsidar” and “Dios, me quiero arrancar los pelos, pq siempre me tienen q pasar estas cosas a mí”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): they’re chaotic, impulsive, and non‑structured—constantly changing plans (“mañana hago el hilo para hani, hoy me quiero morir”), making spontaneous challenges (“1 laik y desactivo”), and complaining about school demands rather than organizing them (“DIOS AYUDANE No PeDO MAS CON LA ECUELADE MIERDA...”). Altogether, their expressive, chaotic, relationship‑focused and fandom‑imaginative presence resembles a classic ENFP profile.

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Part-time student, full-time chaos curator. Broke my fast for a milanesa once and I still think it was the right call.– @darcywazhere

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like their bio “CITY BOOOOYYY💀💀💀💀💀✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️☠️✌️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️✌️☠️✌️✌️☠️✌️☠️✌️☠️✌️☠️💀💀💀💀✌️✌️🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😴😴”. The overproof rum shot is their violent, dramatic mood swings and "I’m done" energy, like “1 like y los ghosteo a todos y me alejo de todos y me suicido secretamente” and “ok me voy a matar pasen tips”. The electric blue energy drink is their hyper, sleepless chaos, from “hola desperte del 5to sueño” to “gudnaigt mutis duerman bien hoy no me desvelo a be r porno de gacha life”. Sour cherry liqueur captures the mix of bitterness and sweetness in their relationships and melodrama, like “Los odio todos me kiero suiimsidar” right next to horny jokes like “Sexo, sexo y sexo.”. Lime juice is the sharp, self-aware cringe humor of “perdoname dios por lo que le hare a mi cuenta” and “RECUPERE MI PUTA CUENTA QUE ASCO DE CUENTA DIOS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂✌️”. Finally, the pop-rocks sugar rim is for their explosive, meme-y, horny chaos, from “tetas culo sexo vagina pene” to over-the-top roleplay like “Ohh dios~f fukua que rico te mueves~k kyahh~!! PUM E EH!? ... cojen”, making the whole drink feel like licking a live wire made of shitposts.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by raw impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to dramatize everything in a very in-your-face way, which fits Gryffindor’s reckless bravery more than any other house. They openly fantasize about extreme actions, like when they post “1 like y los ghosteo a todos y me alejo de todos y me suicido secretamente” and “ok me voy a matar pasen tips”, showing a flair for dramatic, performative declarations rather than quiet brooding strategy. They constantly throw themselves into chaotic social situations and overshare without self‑protection, for example shouting “DIOS AYUDANE No PeDO MAS CON LA ECUELADE MIERDA…” and “AHHH ME SIENTO COMO EL ORTO Q ALGN MUTI ME SECUESTRR PARA NO IR A LA ESCUELA PORFA”, which reflects impulsive reactions and zero subtlety. There’s also a performative hero/antagonist streak in things like “me e estan acosando diciendome estos insultos... reporten a este usuario para justicia!! 😖😢” and the whole mock-epic fixation on making “Mike” their omega, as seen in “FIJADO HASTA QUE MIKE SEA MI OMEGA”, which feels like chaotic, loud commitment rather than cunning ambition. While they show affection and loyalty toward mutuals in tweets like “je gudnaig mutis ailobyus”, the overwhelming pattern is hot‑headed, dramatic, and fearless oversharing—classic chaotic Gryffindor energy rather than the quieter traits of Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.

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The chaotic but resilient vibe of Stronger Than You fits them well: they joke about wanting to die yet keep bouncing back, like when they say "mañana hago el hilo para hani, hoy me quiero morir" but later tweet "Volvi" and celebrate recovering their account with "RECUPERE MI PUTA CUENTA QUE ASCO DE CUENTA DIOS". They explicitly love Steven Universe, admitting "Nunca crei admitir que amo las canciones de steven universe (no me arrepiento)", and list multiple SU characters as major kinnies in "Amatista, perla, spinela, lapis, peridot, steven...". The song’s defiant, self-assertive lyrics mirror their dramatic, meme-y self-expression and insistence on surviving school and stress, like in "DIOS AYUDANE No PeDO MAS CON LA ECUELADE MIERDA...". Their over-the-top humor, emotional swings and fixation on favorite characters all align with the intense, cathartic energy of Stronger Than You. Overall, it captures both their vulnerability and their loud, chaotic determination to keep going.

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